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268378  PenguinBartender: I like the caption, but if they framed this out farther, it would have even better impact (showing the choir).

268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

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268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

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268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

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 werterland: He's no Saman Ghasemzadeh, that's for sure.
 jem: Who are they dressed as?
 Nwcorset: Are those zillions of bottles of water in the background?
 Cami: @Yurishiro I like that reply. Another good one I've heard was that from the cover you can see what it's going to cost.
 Korrok: Where did this come from.
 Ulillillia: IWSN
 UltraBeverly: What are these?
 Science: Can I RAD just half a photo?
 luxbu: He has THREE BEARDS!
 male anon: @Cami I think I can actually see many pages from here.
 Mr. Shine: These "people" look like great conversationalists.
 Cami: All mh life I've been taught not to judge a book by its colour but here I am...
 funny in the wall: my first thought was that this is a couples costume but i realize that i have nothing to support this
 Cami: Bro, do you even douche?
 Warrax: These poor unfortunate souls can't even afford properly fitted clothes, much less a complete beard. So sad.
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Please bad this fast I can't stand looking at it.
Image 210528   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
285
 
 Ulillillia: The Best Things for Sale
Image 210527   10-20-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
438
 
 Mr Bleak: @Science "Now the first thing to do when you're being stalked by an ugly mob with redcurrants is to -- release the tiger!"
 Janston: Ninja training!
 Hosebag: Number 7! Next!
 Science: "Come at me, Jenkins!"
 MabelSyrup: body slam!
 Cami: Inspections are a bigger deal in some units more than others.
 Bohab: Thank you big boss
 Bu7Z: They are all thinking:"WTF is this gonna happen to me next!?!?!?"
Image 210526   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
451
 
 Mr Bleak: The driver has big cojones, anyway.
 a robot: It's pretty big. I guess.
 UltraBeverly: Gay death star confirmed!
 Ulillillia: FutureSex/LoveSounds
 Warrax: o shits about to go down
 bug: WMD: Weapons of Mass Disco
 Christina: That will be huge party.
Image 210525   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
654
 
 agger gater: When cats incompletely hide like this I like to humour them by pretending I dont know where they are. Wheres the cat? I cant find the cat!
 PenguinBartender: @FabricMan Mew-mew-mew-mewmewmew. Mew-mew-mew-mew-mew! *set to Metal Gear Solid theme*
 FabricMan: Solid Snake's cat
 bug: Ooh, books! -NO, it's a trap!
 Christina: A cat in his playground.
 PenguinBartender: @Yurishiro Yes and no.
 Not A Bot: Guy's got 5 kids. Maybe another part of him is big and thick? Mommy's not complaining.
 Borp Mento: Technically still a Schrodinger's cat.
Image 210524   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
779
 
 wolfpk: I think the guinea pig in the middle is on steroids.
 White Rice: I want to go to this location. I dont care where it is, but with multiple capybaras & all those other fuzzy things its got to be good.
 Ulillillia: @Yurishiro Time to upload 500 capybara pics
 bug: Fun fact: every living thing likes capybaras.
 Christina: A capybara in his playground.
 Mexico: youtube.com/…
 icloud: Really? Capybara pics EVERY SINGLE DAY???? yaaaaaay!
Image 210523   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
174
 
 Jason Steak: "Come here you sexy alien." "Yes Lion-O my love."
Image 210522   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Score:
478
 
 Mr Bleak: Bet he was on the bottle...
 Cami: Too much Kool-Aid.
 bug: Typical. I'll bet he didn't have insurance.
 Annoying Vegan : WASTED
 reagan: Didn't even leave a note...
Image 210521   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
547
 
 Warrax: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.
Image 210520   10-20-17   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
448
 
 obama: @waynelord wow!
 Winterneuro: Philly!
 SpaceCow: "Ok, I'm pretty sure this isn't the way to the Kentucky Derby, Sparkles."
 chhumphrey: Not another Lone Ranger reboot, please!
Image 210519   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
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