Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.



258458  Not A Bot: *third sign* Oh, I didn't know that! I'll check with the police. I hope I don't have to pay a fine or anything. Guess if I do it probably won't be too much, I hope anyway. *4th sign*...

258485  sparename: Disarming in the footwell

258473  Warrax: Wow, I must have been wasted last night.

258483  sparename: "Three bottles of whisky constitutes ONE item, two loaves of bread constitutes ONE item .. and THREE steak and kidney bastard pies also constitutes one bloody item!!"

258248  Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258481  sparename: JustEinsTeenAngstThings

258481  Nope: Just thinkin bout relativity

258479  Sandor: That's a new switcharooni for me!

258479  Sandor: Optional: learn how to whack off an image

258478  ignatz: Ohhh Snap, Pull-Ups!

258477  AlexDeLarge: Wish I could find earbuds that stay in even half that well

258440  Mr. Butt: Myth busted!

258480  Side Boob: Hes helping!

258248  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine My dance card is full this trip, but Ill hit you up here if I come out next weekend.

258480  a robot: username/uploaod combo :D

258404  SuedeOxford: What SCP is this

258390  Side Boob: Sleep like an Egyptian.

258407  Side Boob: Where are my testicles, Summer?

258474  Scoo: # You gotta slap her gently #

258466  Sadpygmy: She does appear to have a leg up on me

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Scoo
5. tib gubb
6. Side Boob
7. Solemn
8. a robot
9. Mr Bleak
10. VeeKay



The top ten most commented-on images today:

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258270 berlin: me too

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258329 wolfpk: Once we had a contest at work to see who could raise the most money for charity. My department had a barbecue. We placed the barbecue grill right under the exterior air intake vent. We had the whole building smelling of barbecue. We won, but were accused of cheating!

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

John Blender uploaded 258099 (1069 points)
Extreme Locorito uploaded 258255 (847 points)
angry uploaded 258013 (838 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 258302 (838 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 258044 (838 points)
InfiniteZero uploaded 258199 (822 points)
NonRhetorical uploaded 258154 (801 points)
mackdaddy uploaded 258076 (787 points)
Clim Tinties uploaded 258260 (770 points)
god666 uploaded 258015 (763 points)
Warrax uploaded 257963 (760 points)
my wheelhouse uploaded 258155 (756 points)
Teh Simpson uploaded 258070 (754 points)
NotHuman uploaded 258290 (741 points)
realjon uploaded 258167 (729 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Warrax: 3347 points
 2. Supermansbrother: 3245 points
 3. Side Boob: 2988 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 2659 points
 5. Mr. Shine: 2584 points
 6. E. HONDA: 2312 points
 7. NotHuman: 2292 points
 8. god666: 2117 points
 9. logan: 2029 points
10. Bagels: 1868 points
11. bromide: 1867 points
12. cran vodka: 1684 points
13. Solemn: 1640 points
14. nathan: 1639 points
15. DerMantis: 1579 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: Noremak.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 748
Registered users online in past hour: 2135

Average image score (last 24 hours): 309

Total number of comments: 1360889
Total number of images: 258464



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 128274
XP needed for green ranking: 42063
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
448
 
 obama: @waynelord wow!
 Winterneuro: Philly!
 SpaceCow: "Ok, I'm pretty sure this isn't the way to the Kentucky Derby, Sparkles."
 chhumphrey: Not another Lone Ranger reboot, please!
Image 210519   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Image 210518 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by iCEy. We'll pray for you, iCEy.
Score:
355
 
 White Rice: @Warrax I dont think its supposed to be his hair, but a reference to that one scene where she had to go restore power to the park (after Sam Jacksons character ate-it/got eaten). Its a nice touch.
 Warrax: Is stuffing my hair in a rubber glove a thing I should be doing?
 PenguinBartender: Ehnnnnnnnnn-nope.
 chhumphrey: It's a trap!
 Side Boob: I love the machetes on the wall.
 Teechur: @jochenau Rug burn?
 jochenau: Is it the lighting or are his knees injured somehow?
Image 210517   10-20-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
233
 
 Handyman: @toad @Dr Awkward Janet!
 trelyate: I would watch that crossover
 White Rice: @chhumphrey oh baby baby baby?
 chhumphrey: "Be Hot, Be Naughty, and Be Courteous"
 El hefe: Rocko's Future Life
 Dr Awkward: Fry!
Image 210516   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
331
 
 Warrax: Late stage capitalism.
 Whatever: The way presidents are picked
 MC Delta T: The first reality show staged entirely inside a toilet bowl!
 chhumphrey: It's part of the digestive system
 El hefe: Welcome to Modern U.S. Politics 101
 Mexico: An Introduction to the History of Humanity
 Not A Bot: Fligity Flooty
Image 210515   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
152
 
 Gutpunsher: My Tori Spelling fetish just hit a new level
 hexxx: I miss her as Violet Bickerstaff
 Dr Awkward: @Cami That would beat the hell out of any awards show!
 Cami: @Dr Awkward Hollywood 4-H?
 chhumphrey: And they even match
 Dr Awkward: @Christina It's a chicken breed, a Silkie. As @Yam was alluding to.
 Christina: What is it in her hand?
 Yam: You're weird, but I like your lil' silkie buddy
Image 210514   10-20-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
302
 
Image 210513   10-20-17   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
582
 
 Gutpunsher: Der Wierschlieder!
 sirgallium: The weinermobile is in trouble
 BavidDowie: HUGE PENIS! ...am I doing this right?
 bug: I too have problems with my giant wiener going out of control.
 2Berries: They will slip into the strangest of places
 Pop That Ponzi: Looks cold out. Better watch out for shrinkage.
 sad face: I'm sorry...it never happened before...
 El hefe: Get some Viagra to straighten it out
 Dr Awkward: "Hello, 911? I need help with my wiener. First it slipped, and now it's stuck."
 Christina: Freak accident with a freak car.
 Ulillillia: "That's not iiiit..."
 Donut: You had ONE JOB, driver!
Image 210512   10-20-17   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
375
 
 SpaceCow: The Red Baron, moments after landing at a nude beach. Colorized, 1972.
 metallica: THIS IS SPARTA
 Teechur: C-3PO has mad skillz
 Donut: NO CLOTHES ALLOWED! *kick*
Image 210511   10-20-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
342
 
 theaquaman: Re-enactment of /Transformers/ episode when Tornitron chomped on Ratbat
 Flarmie: This is not how you play a tape.
 Warrax: rawr, in richer tone
 SpaceCow: "Wud yu wike to ear yy ixx tape?"
 Christina: @Ulillillia Jaguars are not.
 Ulillillia: Tapes are nice.
Image 210510   10-20-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Page 1 ... 4792 4793 4794 4795 4796 4797 4798 ... 25846 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.