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268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

268288  smusher: Damn hipsters

268396  addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...

268399  addend: (Stops texting. Resumes regular life.)

268401  addend: @Knice That's exactly what the deer said. Right on topic.

268408  Air Biscuit: *sneaks up in parking lot and sticks an F sticker on there...

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268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

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268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

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 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship
 Dr Awkward: KVIIIlyn
 Dr Awkward: Taylee? McKarty? Nayvie? Maylee? No.... LaKynn!
 SpaceCow: Avoid this by calling all children snot goblins.
 Amy Housewine: I'm made up, like, avin' it large [/North-West of England]
 HermwoodLitmajor: @WTF [tuning fork] S
 WTF: I would have trouble correctly pronouncing "LOL:P" too.
Image 210366   10-19-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
60
 
 Warrax: Is pepsi ok?
 Dr Awkward: Clever girl.
Image 210365   10-19-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
162
 
 Shay: YOU'RE A DICK!
 Warrax: Spider 8gb USB flash drive, Spider 8gb USB flash drive, does whatever a Spider 8gb USB flash drive does.
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Dr Awkward: @weirduncle I'm not your buddy, pal!
Image 210364   10-19-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
299
 
 RiderFan: The James Cameron Titanic movie had fantastic sets, great effects, superb costumes, terrible story and AWFUL characters.
 PenguinBartender: We do too.
 Amy Housewine: They want to go back in time to be that cackling buffoon in the background.
 Christina: Dying with class.
 King Polly: That way you could warn them about the iceberg
 fanny: @funny in the wall I bet it smelled great in there
 funny in the wall: apparently, the lower decks were full of starvation and disease. probably fleas also. can you imagine the smell?
 Dr Awkward: Somehow avoided all the spoilers for the Titanic, eh?
Image 210363   10-19-17   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
330
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: Wok the dog
 Mr. Shine: Noooooooooo
 cenecia: Wait, I think there's some more space dust on here!
 Mr. Butt: Twilight Zone did it first.
Image 210362   10-19-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
473
 
 Bro Bro: Ooh, brilliant :-)
 isosceleswaffle: Sad rad. :(
Image 210361   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Defiance
Score:
235
 
 redpeepee: @Mr Bleak True. Thats why my interpretation was that the bottom one was real, and we only now have graphics that can approximate it
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity Except that the graphics card needed for those graphics costs about the same as the real ATV in the 80's...
 UltraBeverly: I believe they only had 3 wheels in the 80's? Anyone?
 DOW: I guess the joke is that in the 1980s people drove ATVs in real life, and now the graphics are finally catching up? I saw 1986 and was hoping it would be eight-bit :-)
 kazzy94: So the dude was white in the 80s...?
 Amy Housewine: @Dr Awkward That's defeatist talk.
 Dr Awkward: @Amy Housewine All of my whack offs are failures, in a sense.
 Knice: We had better medical coverage back then.
 Amy Housewine: Whack-off in the 'fields of grain' sense, not in the 'reduction of the sie of a .jpg' sense. Or the "Beavis and Butthead in mah tool shed" sense.
 Amy Housewine: I remember those days when the stock photo watermark covered the sky. Oh the blight it caused. The whack off failures it created. The famine that resulted. It was a fearful time.
 Sadbot: "Back in my day, Grand Theft Auto was just us making motor sounds with our mouths while we pushed cutouts of cars across stock photos"
Image 210360   10-19-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
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 HenryVIII: I miss Raspberry Newtons
 Christina: Jesus actually wanted figs. He cursed the fig tree for carrying none.
 Amy Housewine: This would have been brilliant if the rabbits had been Jaffa Cakes.
 Amy Housewine: "I can't see it myself, 'cos I like a fig roll (Jaffa Jaffa, Jaffa Jaffa/Jaffa Jaffa, Jaffa Jaffa)"
Image 210359   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Mumbles
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 LKoroton: Purple deep inside
 Wooden Spoon: I watched a tourist at Geysir in Iceland stick his fingers into the water to see if it was really boiling hot... it was.
 Not A Bot: Faceplant in three... two... one...
 Dr Awkward: Pretty but dangerous. I saw a Bison at Yellowstone that must have fallen into one of the hot pools. It's hind legs had scalds all over them.
Image 210358   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
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 Shay: Head Knob.
Image 210357   10-19-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
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