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216748  DerMantis: That look on his face. I bet he was planning this for about an hour.

216644  Yurishiro: Send nude memes.

216646  Yurishiro: Classic Jack

216648  Yurishiro: GOOD LORD Russians raise immortal geese since 1991!!!!!

216706  PenguinBartender: This looks like Aquaman from the DC cinematic universe, sans tattoos.

216716  Uncle Phil: @Hokie333 Sounds like the rules of a drinking game: Drink every time Briscoe cracks a joke for act one, and for act two drink every time McCoy is off screen.

216730  Knice: Thanks, Spaceship. I guess I'll go buy a big truck and some guns now.

216652  Yurishiro: Having a kid-shaped hand can be a problem sometimes.

216726  PenguinBartender: *dun-dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun* All. My. Friends. Ride a Low Rider...

216654  Yurishiro: @dangerkeith3000 How old are you?

216655  Yurishiro: At first I thought the turtle was smoking.

216746  saluted: That girl's hair looks mulletish

216420  Knice: @VoR Aw yiss

216656  Yurishiro: Have you noticed this is a google street view image?

216736  fanny: I bet it smells great over there.

216719  Hokie333: @jazzjunkie How is that not +30 by now?

216746  Chocolate Pain: Will haunt you through a few Halloweens

216736  Mr. Shine: We get it, you smoke weed.

216728  AlexDeLarge: Good idea: finding Easter eggs on Easter morning. Bad idea: finding easter eggs on xmas day.

216642  Rev80: 2 seconds is all that separates humor from illegal porn.

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216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216711 Mad Collager: @99.9 Percent I hope you enjoy it, despite how you feel now. My son's a DJ, and the good ones can really get you happily lost in the music. If all goes well, you will be able to pay attention to the music, and let the poison thoughts recede for awhile. Good luck!

216613 Yurishiro: He's actually backwards jumping on a plane from the car.

216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216658 trelyate: snooPINGASusual

216656 Yurishiro: Have you noticed this is a google street view image?

216648 Yurishiro: GOOD LORD Russians raise immortal geese since 1991!!!!!

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216647 Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..



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 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship
 Dr Awkward: KVIIIlyn
 Dr Awkward: Taylee? McKarty? Nayvie? Maylee? No.... LaKynn!
 SpaceCow: Avoid this by calling all children snot goblins.
 Amy Housewine: I'm made up, like, avin' it large [/North-West of England]
 Felicity: @WTF [tuning fork] S
 WTF: I would have trouble correctly pronouncing "LOL:P" too.
Image 210366   10-19-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
60
 
 Warrax: Is pepsi ok?
 Dr Awkward: Clever girl.
Image 210365   10-19-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
162
 
 Shay: YOU'RE A DICK!
 Warrax: Spider 8gb USB flash drive, Spider 8gb USB flash drive, does whatever a Spider 8gb USB flash drive does.
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Dr Awkward: @weirduncle I'm not your buddy, pal!
Image 210364   10-19-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
299
 
 RiderFan: The James Cameron Titanic movie had fantastic sets, great effects, superb costumes, terrible story and AWFUL characters.
 PenguinBartender: We do too.
 Amy Housewine: They want to go back in time to be that cackling buffoon in the background.
 Christina: Dying with class.
 Felicity: That way you could warn them about the iceberg
 fanny: @funny in the wall I bet it smelled great in there
 funny in the wall: apparently, the lower decks were full of starvation and disease. probably fleas also. can you imagine the smell?
 Dr Awkward: Somehow avoided all the spoilers for the Titanic, eh?
Image 210363   10-19-17   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
330
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: Wok the dog
 Mr. Shine: Noooooooooo
 cenecia: Wait, I think there's some more space dust on here!
 Mr. Butt: Twilight Zone did it first.
Image 210362   10-19-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
473
 
 Felicity: Ooh, brilliant :-)
 isosceleswaffle: Sad rad. :(
Image 210361   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Defiance
Score:
235
 
 Felicity: @Mr Bleak True. Thats why my interpretation was that the bottom one was real, and we only now have graphics that can approximate it
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity Except that the graphics card needed for those graphics costs about the same as the real ATV in the 80's...
 UltraBeverly: I believe they only had 3 wheels in the 80's? Anyone?
 Felicity: I guess the joke is that in the 1980s people drove ATVs in real life, and now the graphics are finally catching up? I saw 1986 and was hoping it would be eight-bit :-)
 kazzy94: So the dude was white in the 80s...?
 Amy Housewine: @Dr Awkward That's defeatist talk.
 Dr Awkward: @Amy Housewine All of my whack offs are failures, in a sense.
 Knice: We had better medical coverage back then.
 Amy Housewine: Whack-off in the 'fields of grain' sense, not in the 'reduction of the sie of a .jpg' sense. Or the "Beavis and Butthead in mah tool shed" sense.
 Amy Housewine: I remember those days when the stock photo watermark covered the sky. Oh the blight it caused. The whack off failures it created. The famine that resulted. It was a fearful time.
 Sadbot: "Back in my day, Grand Theft Auto was just us making motor sounds with our mouths while we pushed cutouts of cars across stock photos"
Image 210360   10-19-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
261
 
 Felicity: I miss Raspberry Newtons
 Christina: Jesus actually wanted figs. He cursed the fig tree for carrying none.
 Amy Housewine: This would have been brilliant if the rabbits had been Jaffa Cakes.
 Amy Housewine: "I can't see it myself, 'cos I like a fig roll (Jaffa Jaffa, Jaffa Jaffa/Jaffa Jaffa, Jaffa Jaffa)"
Image 210359   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
519
 
 LKoroton: Purple deep inside
 Wooden Spoon: I watched a tourist at Geysir in Iceland stick his fingers into the water to see if it was really boiling hot... it was.
 Not A Bot: Faceplant in three... two... one...
 Dr Awkward: Pretty but dangerous. I saw a Bison at Yellowstone that must have fallen into one of the hot pools. It's hind legs had scalds all over them.
Image 210358   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
511
 
 Shay: Head Knob.
Image 210357   10-19-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
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