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268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

268288  smusher: Damn hipsters

268396  addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...

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267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.



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Score:
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 Bohab: "This is the first time in 7 years he's remembered my birthday..."
 Dr Awkward: Want. Hug.
 Greifer: dog years that is
 Greifer: wow 99 years old!
 mark64: I hope that's not a chocolate cake
 Side Boob: Happy Birthday puppy!
 Knice: Happy birthday, Sweetie. :-)
Image 210348   10-19-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
479
 
 Science: Lobotomies for everyone!
 salmiakki: They really shouldnt smoke boys clothing
 Christina: May also have sex with girls.
 Dan Tagonistic: Same
 Side Boob: Shameless hussies!
 Ulillillia: I didn't realize the current administration was already appointing judges
 Mexico: I bet they curse, too!
 amputator: My word! For shame!
 Dr Awkward: The. Worst.
Image 210347   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
416
 
 beckybecky: What's up, Julia Roberts?
Image 210346   10-19-17   Uploaded by    devildaggers
Score:
256
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: I'm only red, I don't even have a page to add this to.. I must interrogate my laptop drive and get the email/logon for @sparename back
 TurkeyVulture: Wonder Woman's plane.
 WaffleIron: The sign say s"F-117 Nighthawk Stealth Fighter"
 Ihminen: @Ulillillia No cloaking compatable tires... damn budget cuts
 Ulillillia: Cloaking activated.
Image 210345   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
111
 
 epitasis: DickNose
 Yam: Is this a seahawk?
Image 210344   10-19-17   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
315
 
 mammal883: didn't this kid pass out in the video from his 'yeah boy'?
 Amy Housewine: Ideally it would be a Yeeeeah Booooyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, as the learned Flav taught us.
 BavidDowie: verily progeny
 Yam: YouTube has been so important because it gives unique and independent content producers a platform to share what the world wants, and often needs, to see and hear. What were we talking about? Oh, neat.
 fanny: @Ulillillia I did try to press the play button :(
 Ulillillia: A-G Videos is back!
 Mr. Butt: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopoopoooy
 Christina: Our hero!
Image 210343   10-19-17   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
277
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Mexico: your comment is the best, but I think people need to google Emily Post to get it.
 Shay: FRIDGE SMASHED FOOD
 Amy Housewine: What time's dinner? Not ready yet? Yeah nah no problem, I'll just help myself. Don't worry I don't mind, no it's fine I'll just take this, nah don't worry about it it's fine, no honestly it's all right.
 Off Topic: That's no way to talk about grandpa.
 melted plastic: In-laws, amirite?
 Mexico: A lurid tale from Emily Post's collection of horror!
 chemical: It looks like he arrived late
 Science: "Oh, hey guys - sorry if I woke you. I'm still jet-lagged, so I decided to come down and get a bite to eat. By the way, I'm not sure if it is a good idea to keep this jar of poison in the fridge - someone could get really sick."
 Christina: He's got bad manners.
Image 210342   10-19-17   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
593
 
 ratwa: He like to talk to you about diabeetus.
 Knice: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 210341   10-19-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
255
 
 cishet: @Felicity Same here
 runny999: *113,880
 funny in the wall: Contrary to contemporary belief, one can learn a lot in college if they view it as a privilege and an opportunity rather than a requirement
 Knice: You're just getting started, sweetheart. :-)
Image 210340   10-19-17   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
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 Mr. Shine: *POOM*
 TurkeyVulture: @Knice more like a couple months after sex like
 Science: @celebgate: It's the propellant and gases escaping from the barrel. Modern tanks usually don't have a muzzle brake because it interferes with sabot rounds.
 Knice: Peeing the morning after sex like.
Image 210339   10-19-17   Uploaded by    space
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