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268630  Annoying Vegan : The derpometer is whistling and emitting smoke

268624  hajjpodge: This is not what they had in mind with Stand Your Ground.

268608  SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.

268611  SunWukong: @VeeKay this, and a history of sexual assault being a prerequisite for high public office.

268624  Knice: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pistol jammed in a human vagina - forever

268616  SunWukong: I fits, I sits. I no fits, I flops.

268624  Side Boob: Comment to report

268621  ThoughtlessGentleman: totally works as advertised am sending this to all my friends. mwah mwah mwaaahhhhhh.

268531  Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan

268617  wolfpk: A brain test. Normal sees a man reading a book. A pervert sees a man getting a blow job. Me? I plead the fith.

268624  Fiveninety: nope

268621  wolfpk: I couldn't resist to wiggle

268600  Not A Bot: It certainly IS a badvote.

268625  Incubi: Only a Sith deals in absolutes

268610  WannaBee: I literally feel the same way.

268578  Side Boob: Most families only do emotional damage. These guys are really going the extra mile.

268624  WannaBee: What the fuck? At least she's using protection.

268622  Incubi: Inception 2: The College Years

268624  Dr. Bathroom: Abortion: Charlton Heston style.

268589  Incubi: I like the Knights and all. But that dog should be wearing a fin, is all I'm saying...

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268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad



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 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.
 Dr Awkward: @UltraBeverly Haha, well I love my wife very much, but I'd be happy to join you for a beer and a hug!
 UltraBeverly: @Dr Awkward JOIN US!
 Jabberwikket: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. o.O Oh wait, we've all been mispelling it because of the homonym. Its grate... not great.
 Dr Awkward: @UltraBeverly I like the term "homosexualist"
 RiderFan: The price for things done in the medical field in the US is many, many, many times what the true cost is. A $3 xray costs $500 or more.
 UltraBeverly: By no measurable metric is his statement correct. Also $1343.40 for anesthesia is a steal, I'm going to one of those christ-y hospitals next time. Oh wait, they don't have to treat me because I'm a homosexualist.
 Amy Housewine: Blood and Blood Accessories ah tell you hwhut [/Hank Hill]
 Sadbot: Says a millionaire with a cushy government plan
 TrumpyTrump: @Science Yeah the healthcare is great, PAYING for it on the other hand...
 TurkeyVulture: @Felicity thank you.
 Science: Our healthcare is very, very good, for the most part. Our insurance practices and for-profit hospital system, on the other hand...
 charlemagne: @Felicity rather have a doctor telling me my surgery will be delayed then my bank manager
 frankie: The other countries arent laughing. Were concerned about you
 Ulillillia: Great meaning large, immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!
Image 210337   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
245
 
 BavidDowie: just beat the "yeah, boy" record looking at this
 Not A Bot: Your move, CoD.
 Teechur: @Whatever Precisely.....
 Whatever: Obviously, this is the teacher supply section...
Image 210336   10-19-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
244
 
 Ulillillia: I need somebody
 Warrax: ...I'm trapped in a mug factory.
 VoR: Sorry I don't like the look of your mug.
 bug: Sadly, the dad was never found. He now wanders the aisles as the ghost of Michael's.
 Ihminen: When I was younger so much younger than today...
Image 210335   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
275
 
 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!
 penguinslovebananas: Dude tornax I dont care how hot she is Im not having a threesome with you
 Amy Housewine: "POH-LICE THAT MOO-STASH", order Sergeant Skullbranio.
 PenguinBartender: EXCUSE ME, HUMAN! DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR KLOR'THOTEK?
 WaffleIron: "Honey! The truck won't start and little Pedroblax is stranded on Zorblax II again!"
 Yam: MFW aggressive panhandler accosts me. I think thats whats going on here.
 Christina: Yodeling kills them.
 Ulillillia: Know what? I am getting SO DAMN SICK of being LEFT ON HOLD!
 robocop: How do you get your moustache so perfect? TELL ME!!!
 VoR: We assume this is on earth.
 bug: His expression says, Oh no, an alien bursting through my window... This is mildly annoying.
 Side Boob: ACK ACK ACK! ACK ACK!
 Ihminen: I hate it when this happens 10/10 for being so relatable
Image 210334   10-19-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
423
 
 Shay: YOU FOOL, DON'T USE THE POPCORN BUTTON!!!
 Ulillillia: Someone send Cathy some popcorn, stat.
 Knice: Popc-horn
 Drump Porbs: Every so often Im struck by the fact that time is happening now
Image 210333   10-19-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
285
 
 werterland: @danny ME TOO. There also doesn't seem to be a complete series set, which I find kind of weird.
 WaffleIron: @livelovebarf : Having worked night shift in strange cities I can state that dinner for breakfast not only exists, it's also not bad. Novel at first, you become accustomed to a burger for breakfast and some eggs and pancakes (Free at the hotel!) for dinner.
 White Rice: @chhumphrey are you telling us you prefer your steak well-done? Thats a bold statement.
 chhumphrey: One reason I didn't watch this show - I disagree with their food politics
 funny in the wall: adult existence really is dreadful, isn't it
 Uncle Phil: Also, what does a breakfast burrito count as? Breakfast, dinner, or something else?
 Uncle Phil: @livelovebarf No pizza for breakfast?
Image 210332   10-19-17   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
361
 
 dragon horn: She's opted for no reassignment surgery, but that doesn't make her any less of a woman.
 filthylaw: I asked for a heart..
 chhumphrey: Somebody's fetish - though they might want to get a tetanus shot first
 Christina: Shemale robot.
Image 210331   10-19-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
452
 
 BavidDowie: *sqwaak*
 chhumphrey: might be more dangerous with that than without
Image 210330   10-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
239
 
 Mr. Shine: -which is why you keep eating your crayons.
 Beerarchy: Your special
 VoR: So here is a rose with a shaking spider.
 Side Boob: "Just like everyone else"
 ThoughtlessGentleman: thats a boldfaced lie.
 Christina: Thank you!
Image 210329   10-19-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
306
 
 Ulillillia: I know that's a pun on the boat name, but I would have gone with Hooty McBlowfish instead
Image 210328   10-19-17   Uploaded by    RzK
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