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254201  Teechur: Yeah, so? How 'bout if I start checking YOUR browser history?

254189  a robot: That cat's expression is hilarious

254193  a robot: No, I don't remember that either

254201  a robot: Why would a bird need boobs though. Even a sexy cartoon bird.

254209  queezy farm: Shes beautiful! A bit of advice, if I may. The HW treatment is pretty hard on them. The vet will likely tell you to keep her very calm, even crated if possible, for the duration of the treatment. This is very important to do, as activity can cause them to throw clots and die. Dont let her run around, take her to the bathroom on a leash and make her be calm. It will probably be hard to do as she l

254196  Ironass: I will love you to death!

254197  Mr. Shine: Micro-Turt.

254167  Side Boob: If you are ever on an empty plane like this, move to an aisle seat by the aft bathroom. You can look down the aisle and watch the plane bend :P

254169  Side Boob: Sideshow Bob's sister is kinda cute.

254183  Side Boob: They know the secret of the Wu-Tang Clan

254192  Side Boob: Someone say "WALK"?

254195  Side Boob: I am Muffin! Destroyer of worlds!

254194  charlemagne: if you hold in your farts, they travel up through your body and turn into bad breath and terrible ideas

254198  charlemagne: we'll be in your posse, but you need to make the effort too andre

254193  Not A Bot: pretty leiady and jabba atepizzahut

254206  bigjim: thatld be a total beautiful people wagon if it wasn't a hybrid.

254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

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254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

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 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.
 Dr Awkward: @UltraBeverly Haha, well I love my wife very much, but I'd be happy to join you for a beer and a hug!
 UltraBeverly: @Dr Awkward JOIN US!
 Jabberwikket: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. o.O Oh wait, we've all been mispelling it because of the homonym. Its grate... not great.
 Dr Awkward: @UltraBeverly I like the term "homosexualist"
 RiderFan: The price for things done in the medical field in the US is many, many, many times what the true cost is. A $3 xray costs $500 or more.
 UltraBeverly: By no measurable metric is his statement correct. Also $1343.40 for anesthesia is a steal, I'm going to one of those christ-y hospitals next time. Oh wait, they don't have to treat me because I'm a homosexualist.
 Amy Housewine: Blood and Blood Accessories ah tell you hwhut [/Hank Hill]
 Sadbot: Says a millionaire with a cushy government plan
 TrumpyTrump: @Science Yeah the healthcare is great, PAYING for it on the other hand...
 TurkeyVulture: @Felicity thank you.
 Science: Our healthcare is very, very good, for the most part. Our insurance practices and for-profit hospital system, on the other hand...
 charlemagne: @Felicity rather have a doctor telling me my surgery will be delayed then my bank manager
 frankie: The other countries arent laughing. Were concerned about you
 Ulillillia: Great meaning large, immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!
Image 210337   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
245
 
 BavidDowie: just beat the "yeah, boy" record looking at this
 Not A Bot: Your move, CoD.
 Teechur: @Whatever Precisely.....
 Whatever: Obviously, this is the teacher supply section...
Image 210336   10-19-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
244
 
 Ulillillia: I need somebody
 Warrax: ...I'm trapped in a mug factory.
 VoR: Sorry I don't like the look of your mug.
 bug: Sadly, the dad was never found. He now wanders the aisles as the ghost of Michael's.
 Ihminen: When I was younger so much younger than today...
Image 210335   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
275
 
 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!
 penguinslovebananas: Dude tornax I dont care how hot she is Im not having a threesome with you
 Amy Housewine: "POH-LICE THAT MOO-STASH", order Sergeant Skullbranio.
 PenguinBartender: EXCUSE ME, HUMAN! DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR KLOR'THOTEK?
 WaffleIron: "Honey! The truck won't start and little Pedroblax is stranded on Zorblax II again!"
 Yam: MFW aggressive panhandler accosts me. I think thats whats going on here.
 Christina: Yodeling kills them.
 Ulillillia: Know what? I am getting SO DAMN SICK of being LEFT ON HOLD!
 robocop: How do you get your moustache so perfect? TELL ME!!!
 VoR: We assume this is on earth.
 bug: His expression says, Oh no, an alien bursting through my window... This is mildly annoying.
 Side Boob: ACK ACK ACK! ACK ACK!
 Ihminen: I hate it when this happens 10/10 for being so relatable
Image 210334   10-19-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
423
 
 Shay: YOU FOOL, DON'T USE THE POPCORN BUTTON!!!
 Ulillillia: Someone send Cathy some popcorn, stat.
 Knice: Popc-horn
 Drump Porbs: Every so often Im struck by the fact that time is happening now
Image 210333   10-19-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
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 werterland: @danny ME TOO. There also doesn't seem to be a complete series set, which I find kind of weird.
 WaffleIron: @livelovebarf : Having worked night shift in strange cities I can state that dinner for breakfast not only exists, it's also not bad. Novel at first, you become accustomed to a burger for breakfast and some eggs and pancakes (Free at the hotel!) for dinner.
 White Rice: @chhumphrey are you telling us you prefer your steak well-done? Thats a bold statement.
 chhumphrey: One reason I didn't watch this show - I disagree with their food politics
 funny in the wall: adult existence really is dreadful, isn't it
 Uncle Phil: Also, what does a breakfast burrito count as? Breakfast, dinner, or something else?
 Uncle Phil: @livelovebarf No pizza for breakfast?
Image 210332   10-19-17   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
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 dragon horn: She's opted for no reassignment surgery, but that doesn't make her any less of a woman.
 ignatz: I asked for a heart..
 chhumphrey: Somebody's fetish - though they might want to get a tetanus shot first
 Christina: Shemale robot.
Image 210331   10-19-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
452
 
 BavidDowie: *sqwaak*
 chhumphrey: might be more dangerous with that than without
Image 210330   10-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
239
 
 Mr. Shine: -which is why you keep eating your crayons.
 Beerarchy: Your special
 VoR: So here is a rose with a shaking spider.
 Side Boob: "Just like everyone else"
 ThoughtlessGentleman: thats a boldfaced lie.
 Christina: Thank you!
Image 210329   10-19-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
306
 
 Ulillillia: I know that's a pun on the boat name, but I would have gone with Hooty McBlowfish instead
Image 210328   10-19-17   Uploaded by    RzK
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