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254189  a robot: That cat's expression is hilarious

254193  a robot: No, I don't remember that either

254201  a robot: Why would a bird need boobs though. Even a sexy cartoon bird.

254209  queezy farm: Shes beautiful! A bit of advice, if I may. The HW treatment is pretty hard on them. The vet will likely tell you to keep her very calm, even crated if possible, for the duration of the treatment. This is very important to do, as activity can cause them to throw clots and die. Dont let her run around, take her to the bathroom on a leash and make her be calm. It will probably be hard to do as she l

254196  Ironass: I will love you to death!

254197  Mr. Shine: Micro-Turt.

254167  Side Boob: If you are ever on an empty plane like this, move to an aisle seat by the aft bathroom. You can look down the aisle and watch the plane bend :P

254169  Side Boob: Sideshow Bob's sister is kinda cute.

254183  Side Boob: They know the secret of the Wu-Tang Clan

254192  Side Boob: Someone say "WALK"?

254195  Side Boob: I am Muffin! Destroyer of worlds!

254194  charlemagne: if you hold in your farts, they travel up through your body and turn into bad breath and terrible ideas

254198  charlemagne: we'll be in your posse, but you need to make the effort too andre

254193  Not A Bot: pretty leiady and jabba atepizzahut

254206  bigjim: thatld be a total beautiful people wagon if it wasn't a hybrid.

254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

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253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*
 zrj235: @Dr Awkward CHAPTER 2: One day the robot got bored with doin sick robot shit all damn day and decided to sell his SIKE! fuck no! robot aint sellin his fuckin sweet robot bike. That shit is FULL of PREMIUM MOTHERFUCKIN GASOLINE so fuck no. Get your own damn robot bike.
 Dr Awkward: @zrj235 Dayum. I'll buy two copies of this book.
 zrj235: @Dr Awkward CHAPTER 1: One time there was a robot with a fuckin sweet bike. He rode that shit around doin robot shit all fuckin day dude.
 kazzy94: I would get along with this person fine.
 Dr Awkward: How much for just the short story about robots?
 KEKOEKEOEK: Please write more. Oh? No I'm not interested in the 350 piece of crap thank you.
 Greifer: i'll have three please sir! and no need to wrap them up!
 Side Boob: It's no teal Pontiac Grand Am, but I'm interested...
 UseYourName: what her name
Image 210288   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
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 zrj235: Hey there junior badass, ever feel like there's a caged animal trapped inside of you?
Image 210287   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Korrok
Score:
269
 
 zrj235: It's better to be pissed off than pissed on, that's what i always say.
 ChubbyBuddy: chevre or covfefe?
Image 210286   10-19-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
288
 
 zrj235: YOU SHOULD KNOW
 Prostata: "alright... who took a dump in the colon?"
 Dr Awkward: When I grow up, I want to be a sphincter
 WTF: These polyps are weird.
Image 210285   10-19-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
246
 
 Dr Awkward: @Off Topic my Dog made it 9 years without getting skunked, but then got sprayed 3 times last year, and once this year. That enzyme cleaner is worth the price
 RiderFan: The only way I could get my late German Shepherd to stay in the tub is if I was in it with him. Then he was perfectly fine with me giving him a shower. Needless to say my dog was not bathed too often.
 Off Topic: Had to do this recently when my doggo tried to say hello to a certain smelly black and white critter.
Image 210284   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
651
 
 tib gubb: your selection of canned tuna is a disgrace!
 zrj235: the liquor store by my house has so many cats in it. and i think its a great place to buy booze. no joke there just sayin.
 trelyate: "come on, man, I'm 21 in cat years!"
 Nothing: Hang in there, baby
 Christina: a pound of catnip.
 ChubbyBuddy: latest Cat Fancy in a discrete brown bag
 Amy Housewine: Twenty gold mark and a box of matches, please.
 addend: "Bottle of Jack and a pack of menthols".
Image 210283   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
387
 
 zrj235: they seem cool
Image 210282   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
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 zrj235: i really hope someone isn't risking public health for the sake of a fucking pokemon joke
 Christina: Pokemon themed defibrillator.
 Teechur: Pikachu peeks at you. (say it 5 times fast)
Image 210281   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
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 zrj235: oh wow u are fucked. never sleep again dude.
 EH: I'll be back for you...
 Christina: Look a his face. This is the face of hate.
 mrd0t: I will kill you.
 charlemagne: there is no goldfish paradise just beyond the u-bend, you liar
 addend: Wet claws can cut as well as dry ones.
Image 210280   10-19-17   Uploaded by    time is wastin
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 zrj235: Fun fact: this person is probably allowed to vote.
 trelyate: NUG LIFE
 a robot: manchild.jpg
 Chest Rockwell: Looks like your mom's basement could use some cleaning.
 Teechur: @cj22 Little-known fact: 30.06 ammo is universal. They use it BB guns, torpedoes, and nuclear warheads. Just keep hammering them in there until the M1 clip goes "BOING"
 Knice: I like a small fraction of this.
Image 210279   10-19-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
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