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216719  Hokie333: @jazzjunkie How is that not +30 by now?

216746  Chocolate Pain: Will haunt you through a few Halloweens

216736  Mr. Shine: We get it, you smoke weed.

216728  AlexDeLarge: Good idea: finding Easter eggs on Easter morning. Bad idea: finding easter eggs on xmas day.

216642  Rev80: 2 seconds is all that separates humor from illegal porn.

216647  Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216731  AlexDeLarge: Aww, yiss. Mothafuckin arm hairs.

216732  AlexDeLarge: The only big daddy who lived to see his little sister reach adulthood.

216659  Rev80: But how do I transform into a d20?

216737  Yurishiro: This is bearly interracial.

216664  Rev80: I Spitfire on your grave.

216668  Rev80: Cancer: Not even once

216731  Yurishiro: Time for your daily bath in barbecue sauce!

216687  Rev80: Don't mess with a person open-carrying an epee

216745  Black Jesus: I love newfoundland dogs, they are so big and fluffy and adorable.

216697  Rev80: Well that saved the owner from having to dig out his floppy punch from the junk drawer to write protect that disk

216735  Yurishiro: If you attach them all to the house and activate them one side at the time you can move the house around!

216737  Teechur: Oh my!

216737  Teechur: Oh my!

216701  Rev80: Sometimes a slipper is just a slipper

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216648 Teechur: If you did the same thing to the first Dubai picture as you did to the first Russia picture, you would have IggI IABUD

216681 ignatz: Let's be honest, he was formulaic and repetitive (like eg Matisse, Picasso, oh heck everyone I can think of!)

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216613 Yurishiro: He's actually backwards jumping on a plane from the car.

216711 Mad Collager: @99.9 Percent I hope you enjoy it, despite how you feel now. My son's a DJ, and the good ones can really get you happily lost in the music. If all goes well, you will be able to pay attention to the music, and let the poison thoughts recede for awhile. Good luck!

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216656 Teechur: Just hold on! I'll be done in a fecund.

216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216647 Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..



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Ment Thorp uploaded 216585 (753 points)
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midgetcastle uploaded 216412 (732 points)
Messed Up Dog uploaded 216621 (698 points)
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10. midgetcastle: 1311 points
11. Side Boob: 1196 points
12. togboat: 1192 points
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Score:
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 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*
 zrj235: @Dr Awkward CHAPTER 2: One day the robot got bored with doin sick robot shit all damn day and decided to sell his SIKE! fuck no! robot aint sellin his fuckin sweet robot bike. That shit is FULL of PREMIUM MOTHERFUCKIN GASOLINE so fuck no. Get your own damn robot bike.
 Dr Awkward: @zrj235 Dayum. I'll buy two copies of this book.
 zrj235: @Dr Awkward CHAPTER 1: One time there was a robot with a fuckin sweet bike. He rode that shit around doin robot shit all fuckin day dude.
 kazzy94: I would get along with this person fine.
 Dr Awkward: How much for just the short story about robots?
 Yurishiro: Please write more. Oh? No I'm not interested in the 350 piece of crap thank you.
 Greifer: i'll have three please sir! and no need to wrap them up!
 Side Boob: It's no teal Pontiac Grand Am, but I'm interested...
 UseYourName: what her name
Image 210288   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
172
 
 zrj235: Hey there junior badass, ever feel like there's a caged animal trapped inside of you?
Image 210287   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Korrok
Score:
269
 
 zrj235: It's better to be pissed off than pissed on, that's what i always say.
 ChubbyBuddy: chevre or covfefe?
Image 210286   10-19-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
288
 
 zrj235: YOU SHOULD KNOW
 Prostata: "alright... who took a dump in the colon?"
 Dr Awkward: When I grow up, I want to be a sphincter
 WTF: These polyps are weird.
Image 210285   10-19-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
246
 
 Dr Awkward: @Off Topic my Dog made it 9 years without getting skunked, but then got sprayed 3 times last year, and once this year. That enzyme cleaner is worth the price
 RiderFan: The only way I could get my late German Shepherd to stay in the tub is if I was in it with him. Then he was perfectly fine with me giving him a shower. Needless to say my dog was not bathed too often.
 Off Topic: Had to do this recently when my doggo tried to say hello to a certain smelly black and white critter.
Image 210284   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
628
 
 tib gubb: your selection of canned tuna is a disgrace!
 zrj235: the liquor store by my house has so many cats in it. and i think its a great place to buy booze. no joke there just sayin.
 trelyate: "come on, man, I'm 21 in cat years!"
 Nothing: Hang in there, baby
 Christina: a pound of catnip.
 ChubbyBuddy: latest Cat Fancy in a discrete brown bag
 Amy Housewine: Twenty gold mark and a box of matches, please.
 addend: "Bottle of Jack and a pack of menthols".
Image 210283   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
387
 
 zrj235: they seem cool
Image 210282   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
413
 
 zrj235: i really hope someone isn't risking public health for the sake of a fucking pokemon joke
 Christina: Pokemon themed defibrillator.
 Teechur: Pikachu peeks at you. (say it 5 times fast)
Image 210281   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
545
 
 zrj235: oh wow u are fucked. never sleep again dude.
 EH: I'll be back for you...
 Christina: Look a his face. This is the face of hate.
 mrd0t: I will kill you.
 charlemagne: there is no goldfish paradise just beyond the u-bend, you liar
 addend: Wet claws can cut as well as dry ones.
Image 210280   10-19-17   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
79
 
 zrj235: Fun fact: this person is probably allowed to vote.
 trelyate: NUG LIFE
 a robot: manchild.jpg
 Chest Rockwell: Looks like your mom's basement could use some cleaning.
 Teechur: @cj22 Little-known fact: 30.06 ammo is universal. They use it BB guns, torpedoes, and nuclear warheads. Just keep hammering them in there until the M1 clip goes "BOING"
 Knice: I like a small fraction of this.
Image 210279   10-19-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
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