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268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

268288  smusher: Damn hipsters

268396  addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...

268399  addend: (Stops texting. Resumes regular life.)

268401  addend: @Knice That's exactly what the deer said. Right on topic.

268408  Air Biscuit: *sneaks up in parking lot and sticks an F sticker on there...

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268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

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268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!



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 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*
 zrj235: @Dr Awkward CHAPTER 2: One day the robot got bored with doin sick robot shit all damn day and decided to sell his SIKE! fuck no! robot aint sellin his fuckin sweet robot bike. That shit is FULL of PREMIUM MOTHERFUCKIN GASOLINE so fuck no. Get your own damn robot bike.
 Dr Awkward: @zrj235 Dayum. I'll buy two copies of this book.
 zrj235: @Dr Awkward CHAPTER 1: One time there was a robot with a fuckin sweet bike. He rode that shit around doin robot shit all fuckin day dude.
 kazzy94: I would get along with this person fine.
 Dr Awkward: How much for just the short story about robots?
 KEKOEKEOEK: Please write more. Oh? No I'm not interested in the 350 piece of crap thank you.
 Greifer: i'll have three please sir! and no need to wrap them up!
 Side Boob: It's no teal Pontiac Grand Am, but I'm interested...
 UseYourName: what her name
Image 210288   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
172
 
 zrj235: Hey there junior badass, ever feel like there's a caged animal trapped inside of you?
Image 210287   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Korrok
Score:
269
 
 zrj235: It's better to be pissed off than pissed on, that's what i always say.
 ChubbyBuddy: chevre or covfefe?
Image 210286   10-19-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
288
 
 zrj235: YOU SHOULD KNOW
 Prostata: "alright... who took a dump in the colon?"
 Dr Awkward: When I grow up, I want to be a sphincter
 WTF: These polyps are weird.
Image 210285   10-19-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
246
 
 Dr Awkward: @Off Topic my Dog made it 9 years without getting skunked, but then got sprayed 3 times last year, and once this year. That enzyme cleaner is worth the price
 RiderFan: The only way I could get my late German Shepherd to stay in the tub is if I was in it with him. Then he was perfectly fine with me giving him a shower. Needless to say my dog was not bathed too often.
 Off Topic: Had to do this recently when my doggo tried to say hello to a certain smelly black and white critter.
Image 210284   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
651
 
 tib gubb: your selection of canned tuna is a disgrace!
 zrj235: the liquor store by my house has so many cats in it. and i think its a great place to buy booze. no joke there just sayin.
 trelyate: "come on, man, I'm 21 in cat years!"
 Nothing: Hang in there, baby
 Christina: a pound of catnip.
 ChubbyBuddy: latest Cat Fancy in a discrete brown bag
 Amy Housewine: Twenty gold mark and a box of matches, please.
 addend: "Bottle of Jack and a pack of menthols".
Image 210283   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
387
 
 zrj235: they seem cool
Image 210282   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
413
 
 zrj235: i really hope someone isn't risking public health for the sake of a fucking pokemon joke
 Christina: Pokemon themed defibrillator.
 Teechur: Pikachu peeks at you. (say it 5 times fast)
Image 210281   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
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 zrj235: oh wow u are fucked. never sleep again dude.
 EH: I'll be back for you...
 Christina: Look a his face. This is the face of hate.
 mrd0t: I will kill you.
 charlemagne: there is no goldfish paradise just beyond the u-bend, you liar
 addend: Wet claws can cut as well as dry ones.
Image 210280   10-19-17   Uploaded by    time is wastin
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 zrj235: Fun fact: this person is probably allowed to vote.
 trelyate: NUG LIFE
 a robot: manchild.jpg
 Chest Rockwell: Looks like your mom's basement could use some cleaning.
 Teechur: @cj22 Little-known fact: 30.06 ammo is universal. They use it BB guns, torpedoes, and nuclear warheads. Just keep hammering them in there until the M1 clip goes "BOING"
 Knice: I like a small fraction of this.
Image 210279   10-19-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
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