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273194  Disclosure: I liked the original Petit Prince better.

273214  Sadbot: The fuck do I care if I'm dead

273185  a robot: But RSPCA is UK or Australia, I thought? But Atlanta?? I doubt the veracity of this anecdote.

273201  antipatterns: @Mr. Butt you mean Super Mario 64?

273190  a robot: Thanks for the funny email, grandma

273192  a robot: Life imitates art oi63.tinypic.com/…

273204  fanny: @dobbiesdoogs the good news is he wanted rabies!

273206  Pegged Lamb: Didn't I see this happen in a Cheech and Chong movie?

273209  tib gubb: maybe the problem is you don't have enough ram

273206  WTF: #RealMenHaveNinetyDegreeAngles

273208  WTF: It was supposed to be making fun of the left-wing media but since she wore the jacket that must mean she actually cares what they think.

273164  a sedated moose: @Yam werewolves of London.

273211  Sage: I think I had this model. This state does not surprise me.

273210  Sadbot: JFC that is a terrible baseline

273211  Littlecraftywolf: thats gonna be a yikes from me dog

273215  sparename: Crocerole or Cassodile?

273194  Not A Bot: and you thought furries were bad.

273202  Dr Awkward: #noswitcherino

273194  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

273199  MasterTwig: Why is almost every single caption on a picture these days written both by, and for, complete morons?

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273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272975 kazzy94: Haven't we all done this?

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!



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Score:
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 zrj235: Is the chair available?
 Jak: "Pet free home", "before you ask..."? Before you ask, a horse is not A pet, is kind of what i expected. ' Does your girlfriend like sitting on the couch?'
 ChubbyBuddy: @tiffany the horse wrote the ad
Image 210274   10-19-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
581
 
 apoxia: "I'm cold blooded, what they fuck are you playing at?"
Image 210273   10-19-17   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
368
 
 Mr Bleak: I thought you were supposed to press your ass against a closed window?
 Taters: Sir? Your ass is out of the window.
 Teechur: What kind of key can't start a car? A donkey!
 FunkyDrunk: You're driving like a - nvrmind
 addend: Going to pick up a gently-used couch.
Image 210272   10-19-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
266
 
 zrj235: i'm reporting you to ASPCP.
 El Barto: Eat your salad before it eats you.
Image 210271   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
259
 
 zrj235: @Amy Housewine *drops pallet of mountain dew* THOSE FUCKIN SELLOUTS MAN
 Amy Housewine: @zrj235 And sometimes if you don't ask him, also.
 zrj235: @Amy Housewine Bet he'll tell you which metallica album was his favorite if you ask him.
 trepanation: @Amy Housewine my sides hurt!
 a robot: Human identified
 Side Boob: Duuuuuude!
 Amy Housewine: I feel like we all know this fella.
Image 210270   10-19-17   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
264
 
 zrj235: Look at the ripped envelope. The handwriting. I'm not so sure that this is a parent/child exchange. Ever had a roommate and/or "significant other" like this?
 Amy Housewine: Instructions unclear, blanket sold to raise money for drugs.
 El Barto: @McMuff Certainly would have done for me.
 Ulillillia: @catheter It's here so we can Rad it.
Image 210269   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
340
 
 zrj235: 1/5 stars product arrived damaged.
 Dr Awkward: Gotta protect the bubbles wrap!
 El Barto: Enviro-what?
Image 210268   10-19-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
339
 
 El Barto: @Derp Herpigan HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is most excellent. :D
 Derp Herpigan: LeGogh
Image 210267   10-19-17   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
292
 
 Korrok: There's nothing about this I don't like....
 addend: That facial expression is perfect.
 Ulillillia: @mrwiffler If only I were that thin.
 mrwiffler: Average purple user.
 Yam: @Derp Herpigan And raises so many more questions
 Derp Herpigan: I guess that answers the pants question.
Image 210266   10-19-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
202
 
 zrj235: oh look at you, mr. hoity-toity-i-have-a-stove man. enjoy your multiple frankenfood's monsters.
 mrd0t: It never looks like the picture on the box.
 Derp Herpigan: /me would still eat it.
Image 210265   10-19-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
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