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268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

268288  smusher: Damn hipsters

268396  addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...

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268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.



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 Dreforian: Great, now I don't have to imagine what it would be like if all the air turned to wood!
 Mr. Shine: This lady is cool.
 AstoriaBum: Just don't cut your ear off with that.
 mrd0t: Stihly Night
 Side Boob: This is just all kinds of awesome!
 WaffleIron: Revvy night.
Image 210219   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
255
 
 Borm Pumpies: Insurmountable amount is an unpleasant assonance. I would rephrase
 MasterTwig: Frog was a jerk. Toad was a true bro.
 Air Biscuit: Also, envelope may contain spiders.
Image 210218   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
404
 
 Pikachu: @Side Boob you got me?
 apoxia: My Bloody Valentine - that is one of my most favourite CDs he is holding.
 sandwiches: Chillin in his crib
 kazzy94: Still a more relatable candidate than Hillary.
 Dr. Bathroom: Hell yeah! Shoegaze!
 Shay: Slanted and Enchanted was Monica's pet name for Bill's willy.
 Side Boob: Slowdive...just a band. Minor Threat...just a band.
 Nope: Slowdive rulez
Image 210217   10-18-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
243
 
 Callahan: Where does it say anything about their age?
Image 210216   10-18-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
171
 
 Not A Bot: "Are you sure you didn't leave the skylight open?" the rental car clerk asked, clearly not buying his feigned ignorance. "I don't know what you're talking about" Chad continued "It was all moldy and shit when you gave it to us probably."
 kazzy94: I see people in my purple drank too, but that's because of my secret ingredient
Image 210215   10-18-17   Uploaded by    antipatterns
Score:
478
 
 bug: Parkyour butt right here mister whiskers.
 wordjones: @a robot Parkitty
 a robot: *Purrkour
 Ulillillia: Brazil
 kazzy94: All Cats Are Beautiful
Image 210214   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
200
 
 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob On the contrary. If I bought that, I would have no problem drinking for a long time.
 Mr. Shine: Which Sam's Club is this?!
 funny in the wall: i'd pay to not have to drink JD
 MasterTwig: I'll take two.
 Air Biscuit: Anyone do the math? Does the bulk discount make it cheaper?
 RiderFan: Fake. All used bourbon barrels are sold off to foreign markets to make other spirits.
 Side Boob: If you buy this, you may have a drinking problem
Image 210213   10-18-17   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
485
 
 illBilliam: The scroll down on this pic was excellent.
 MasterTwig: I need a giant razor for the ice on my driveway as it is. Where can I get one?
 Air Biscuit: Just shaving the earth.
 kazzy94: This is exactly what Miami is like post hurricane. All that fucking sand.
 Shay: Zombie Scarface - timely.
Image 210212   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
203
 
 TurkeyVulture: Pugs in the Phantom Zone.
Image 210211   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
422
 
 clayjar: Try taking it higher
 Ulillillia: @Nope Notley Crue
 Nope: Calgary Represent
Image 210210   10-18-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
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