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262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

262817  SlapDaddy72: ad why are they so low?

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262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot



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Score:
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 Peter Pantsless: @fanny How did you get this pic @majorchamp
 fanny: return #211726
 grizzly: I do this all of the time before long flights. Just keep drinking.
 Science: Suck it out of your pants - switcherinoing your beer through denim will get you drunk faster, bro. That's a lifehack.
 fanny: and that's how he became @Peter Pantsless
 waffle iron: Should be enough time for it to dry
 Knice: BFD it'll be dry when you get there.
Image 210157   10-18-17   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
124
 
 RiderFan: I stopped looking at thechive when they started worshiping yoga pants.
 Not A Bot: Wendy and the King are about to break away for some private time
 Ulillillia: How have I never heard of these?!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: porn and candy. how could you possibly go wrong with that combo?
 Uncle Phil: They're wearing party hats. Must be someone's birthday.
 bug: Thanks facebook, for trying to ruin my life more actively than usual.
 San DoDo: @dangerkeith3000 it's Passion-HD - Macy Winslett and Sammie Daniels.. etc :) needles to say NSFW
 uncannie: Now I'm super curious to what video that links too...but I'm at work, shucks.
Image 210156   10-18-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
292
 
 AlexDeLarge: @Mord Tingies PRODUCE RAY!
 Jennings: You say tomato, I say Toucan
 kazzy94: Somebody help that bird, it's trapped in a tomato!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: tomaat with morning wood.
 gggina: Despicable tomato.
Image 210155   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
251
 
 Relp: @Felicity Now my head hurts.
 wolfskin: Every minute, the equivalent of one football fields worth of football field is cut down to make room for a football field
 au bon pain: Soccer field in Norway.
Image 210154   10-18-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
261
 
 Himesama: My kids never did stuff like this they were realy great with me leaving 'forbidden' stuff wherever. They did however gladiator style fight everywhere.
 El hefe: Life will find a way
 Warrax: You've got about 15 seconds to cram as many of those as you can down your gullet, kiddo. Godspeed.
Image 210153   10-18-17   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
223
 
 drtofu: IKEA. Wait till you see the instructions.
 bug: ...some assembly required.
Image 210152   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
251
 
 Annoying Vegan : This Grocery Outlet is honest.
 WaffleIron: Pfft, I bet it doesn't even have electrolytes.
 sassysass: OJ did it.
 SpaceCow: Sure, I like to live dangerously. I also eat crackers a day after their best buy date.
 DrinkMixMan: OJ is SOOO last century
Image 210151   10-18-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
466
 
 Ulillillia: The Cathy Gourmet
 funny in the wall: @celebgate let's hope the rest of the house is not carpeted.
 San DoDo: Silver lining, the cat needs a shower.. wait..
 Warrax: So... pizza or chinese?
 Christina: This is sad! #117179
 bug: Could be worse. At least the crock pot and lid didn't shatter into a billion pieces.
 Micro Jackson: Teach your cat to roll around in beans like Ann Margret in Tommy
 falling: It was a massacre.
 dirtstick: Aw I feel bad for her :( sending positive vibes
 Knice: That sucks; I'm sorry. I think it's just time to move now.
Image 210150   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
374
 
 Prumbo: @a spider plan man alive
 Micro Jackson: Purpose defeated!
 tacticaljay: "I'm ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille."
 Korrok: Now all those cats at work Will know you belong to me.
 XLY: Ah, I like this shirt too so here are some extra hairs for you to iron into it
 Christina: "I will not iron your shirts, sir!"
Image 210149   10-18-17   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
363
 
 Shay: Screw you guys, I'm a grape guy.
 Ulillillia: I wish they sold these by flavor so I don't get stuck with a bunch of watermelon-flavored ones.
 Off Topic: Heath Ledger Joker: Want to know how I got these scars?
 wolfpk: @dangerkeith3000 Red, no question
 jochenau: New Icepops Exotics(tm), in Salsa Verde, Blue Curacao, Squid Ink, Acorn Squash, Celery, Salmon Roe, and Raw Chicken!
 snekeyes: Pink is a close second.
 macrocosm: Blue is the best flavor.
Image 210148   10-18-17   Uploaded by    earl
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