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268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

268288  smusher: Damn hipsters

268396  addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...

268399  addend: (Stops texting. Resumes regular life.)

268401  addend: @Knice That's exactly what the deer said. Right on topic.

268408  Air Biscuit: *sneaks up in parking lot and sticks an F sticker on there...

268405  addend: Support mandatory waiting periods and mental-health checks for firearms, marriage, and especially both.

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268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

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267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

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 aoaoaoao: @brown tony I have to pee pretty soon. One time I applied for a data entry job with this teacher who had a Macintosh LC and I really wanted to use that Macintosh LC but my friend got the job instead. In 1986-1987 there was a fashion trend of Asian men dying just one lock of hair blond, and I miss that, it was sexy.
 daisy picker: @moogerator One time I was downtown at a convenience store and this weirdo walked up to me and said Are you Clifford Olson? I dont like it when people make fun of Aquaman. The minimum delivery order is $25.
 shadebane: @potato What?
 Mad Collager: This is why I always admire parents who have more kids than arms.
 jochenau: The bots are getting out of hand, are we going to have to start using recaptchas or something?
 Dr Awkward: @ignatz I think these posters have the same translator as #210116
 chhumphrey: If you've ever been stranded in an airport you know you're bound to see at least two strange things. This counts as one.
 Dr Awkward: @Science Uh, I believe that has already begun.
 Science: AG should start posting randomized comments onto randomized images. We'll all lose our minds trying to figure that shit out.
 WTF: "Sir you're allowed only one carry on bag." "Ok son, into baggage with you. See you in 23 hours when we get to Sydney."
 Side Boob: @ignatz @Knice Did we get taken over by Markov bots?
 Knice: @ignatz I don't know wtf is up w/ any of these comments. :-/
 Pikachu: Child molesters are getting bold.
 seahawks: @potato Are you 20000 typing monkeys?
Image 210107   10-18-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
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 bug: Maybe I'll be rescued, thanks to my giant farts.
 chhumphrey: Reefer madness
 phonk: The island is trying to make a run for it!
 Ulillillia: Meep Meep
Image 210106   10-18-17   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
314
 
 MasterTwig: I guess Mr Meeseeks doesn't enjoy produce.
 Annoying Vegan : @Teechur You really dont want to get them confused
 chhumphrey: Somebody's fetish, I guess
 Dr Awkward: Fucking carrots is illegal is 24 states.
 Urn BooUrn: How do they work?
 Knice: = Best carrots
 Teechur: Do you have another bucket labeled "Eating carrots"?
Image 210105   10-18-17   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
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 Not A Bot: With these, you can tell your kids that yes, you DO have eyes in the back of your head.
 chhumphrey: Yup, naptime
 Not A Bot: Hootie McBoob
 Teechur: My doggo gets hot in the summer sometimes and likes to sleep on the cool time floor
 Not Sam: Same.
Image 210104   10-18-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
308
 
 Christina: Fuck carrots today before they make it illegal!
 chhumphrey: Only if you're caught
Image 210103   10-18-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
75
 
 antipatterns: Texas does have the best trunk neons
 Dr Awkward: Let's keep the University of Colorado out of your trunk
 Science: "Shit I would too" - Yoda, 1993
 WaffleIron: I would shit too
Image 210102   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
163
 
 chhumphrey: Oh Lite-Brite, you brought so much fun... and a few trips to the ER
 when so: I C U Lookin
 pleasing: Not fun.
Image 210101   10-18-17   Uploaded by    snipdawg
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 chhumphrey: Okay, I needed this laugh.
 Urn BooUrn: @breadtoaster Me, at the club.
Image 210100   10-18-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
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 Christina: Nice pupper.
 metallica: furry lizards are cool.
 Mad Collager: You want me to jump where, to retrieve what?
 Prostata: flooooof!
Image 210099   10-18-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
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 chhumphrey: When I taught I'd get lots of excuses why homework wasn't done... "The bear rug ate my homework" was never one of them.
 skatermario: Beep boop beep! Homework eating: in progress. OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Image 210098   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
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