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216623  SpaceCow: For one, Fred, you clearly don't know know the difference between capital and lowercase letters. Also, because mommy needs time to polish off her wine.

216630  genius: Thats more depressing to look at than anything, funny wouldnt come as my first thought

216613  Shay: Tell me where it Hertz.

216436  FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216624  sparename: "Tap it, Unwrap it.."

216621  grizzly: @mom the rare username COMMENT combo!

216629  bobby: Mott's too thanks

216578  FireBreathingMarmot: In 20 years, bow hunting will still put you to sleep.

216620  grizzly: Has George Lucas gone too far?

216554  well duh: That kid will never make it into Congress now. Could still be President, tho.

216560  well duh: A drop or two of green food coloring and a little peppermint extract and you're good to go.

216617  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Username/ comment win :-D

216627  trucker: Oh, man. Now I want to go play some animal crossing.

216568  well duh: @Joseph but, your other left, right?

216568  well duh: @Joseph yep, pretty much ditto that entirely.

216608  VoR: And that's how you escape the friend zone

216614  VoR: Murder mask

216615  VoR: Catherine was a right monster

216617  VoR: Reclaimed sounds like a fancy word for stolen. And now they don't want to share. Well I'm about to apply a 5 finger reclaim rule on their water.

216613  Prostata: anyone else remember the hertz ads with OJ simpson flying feet first through the airport?

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216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.



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 addend: Also, doggo making doo.
 Dr Awkward: @LogicKitty Or, like, a really good fart joke, maybe.
 LogicKitty: There's probably some really meaningful story about walking past your soulmate and not knowing it
 Felicity: That doggo is glued to the O in the sign
 LurkedMoar: That doggo knows what's up
 Teechur: With that ultimate adhesive, they'd better not kiss.
 WaffleIron: That is cool.
Image 210034   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
422
 
 Quackzy: My budgie does this too. I have a picture of him staring into his reflection in the screen of an iPod touch
 Ulillillia: I'm the one that I want
Image 210033   10-17-17   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
286
 
 VeeKay: One you try Scottish you don't go backish.
 kazzy94: *wet fart noises*
 bug: sports. not even once.
 LurkedMoar: ShotPUUUUUFFF
 Not A Bot: GIMME BACK MAH TWEET
 WaffleIron: I think I work with this guy.
Image 210032   10-17-17   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
798
 
 LogicKitty: So then I thought, "if I'm paying that much for a coffin it ain't going in the ground"
 WTF: My wife always tells me she doesn't want to be buried when she dies. She never said anything about NOT being made into a table...
 Felicity: Sorry, Linda, but it *was* a duck
 Felicity: @Shay With just a touch of classic /Battlestar Galactica/
 Mr. Shine: This porn was disturbing.
 LurkedMoar: @mrd0t Filthy casuals
 mrd0t: Man this game is booooring
 Ulillillia: Typical Sega CD game
 Shay: @WaffleIron I'm more thinking Sega Genesis (or Mega Drive for my PAL people)
 WaffleIron: Star Trek font!!!
Image 210031   10-17-17   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
213
 
 bug: If we stopped dog nudity, how would they wear pants?
 WaffleIron: Done! #210009
Image 210030   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
74
 
 BavidDowie: That's what I call my duffle full of French tourture equipment
 WTF: Getting kicked in the ball sack = ouchebag
 Mad Collager: an ouchebag
 Ulillillia: You ouchebag.
 WaffleIron: Spend money on this, please, to accelerate the downfall of humankind.
Image 210029   10-17-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
224
 
 Not A Bot: Anything's a usb if you're brave enough.
Image 210028   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Score:
494
 
 VeeKay: 420 points to Greenffindor!
 Ulillillia: See, it's a character from a kids' book, but he's smoking weed
Image 210027   10-17-17   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
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 BavidDowie: @Science Roman roads weren't built by slaves. They were built by legionaries who were citizen soldiers. It's possible that slaves local to the area of construction helped haul materials in, but we aren't talking armies of slave labor.
 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.
 VeeKay: @FarmerWalk Not for the last 1650 years. (The Via Romana is 1700 or so years old).
 VeeKay: Via Romana. Obviously, the threat was if you didn't build it to last for an eternity you would be executed for incompetence. Lol at paradox.
 BavidDowie: It's like they took pride in their work.
 Dr Awkward: NOT MY LOCAL HIGHWAY. I CANNOT RELATE.
 mrd0t: Duh, if you engineer it to last 1,800 years, you aren't paying the same company to maintain it every couple of years.
 square44: @eider and if anything ancient wasn't over engineered it's not there anymore.
 eider: Also, like you said Roman roads weren't just flat rocks on diet, they were many feet deep, using layers of different grades of rock and stone to ensure they would be level and last. Like you said, they over engineered the fuck out of it. History is rad.
 eider: @Greek Pretty much everything In history was over engineered because they didn't have stress testing, computer simulations, etc. It's only been in the last 60 years or so that stuff has been engineered to more or less last as long as needed, which I guess is why these days stuff ends up breaking just out of warranty and why you still see tools and equipment 100 years old or more that could still be used today. They didn't know exactly how strong things needed to be so they just made everything hella strong just to be sure.
 Greek Fire: The Romans "over"-engineered the fuck out of everything they built, which is why so much of it is still standing. That road is almost certainly dug straight down to bedrock.
 Skinr: I lived in Louisiana for over 15 years; they could teach the Romans a thing or two about ancient, uneven roads.
Image 210026   10-17-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
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 Shay: Trash pupper.
Image 210025   10-17-17   Uploaded by    alex
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