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268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

268288  smusher: Damn hipsters

268396  addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...

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 addend: Also, doggo making doo.
 Dr Awkward: @LogicKitty Or, like, a really good fart joke, maybe.
 LogicKitty: There's probably some really meaningful story about walking past your soulmate and not knowing it
 fakeplastic: That doggo is glued to the O in the sign
 LurkedMoar: That doggo knows what's up
 Teechur: With that ultimate adhesive, they'd better not kiss.
 WaffleIron: That is cool.
Image 210034   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
454
 
 Quackzy: My budgie does this too. I have a picture of him staring into his reflection in the screen of an iPod touch
 Ulillillia: I'm the one that I want
Image 210033   10-17-17   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
315
 
 VeeKay: One you try Scottish you don't go backish.
 kazzy94: *wet fart noises*
 bug: sports. not even once.
 LurkedMoar: ShotPUUUUUFFF
 Not A Bot: GIMME BACK MAH TWEET
 WaffleIron: I think I work with this guy.
Image 210032   10-17-17   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
827
 
 LogicKitty: So then I thought, "if I'm paying that much for a coffin it ain't going in the ground"
 WTF: My wife always tells me she doesn't want to be buried when she dies. She never said anything about NOT being made into a table...
 Fullhouse: Sorry, Linda, but it *was* a duck
 carlin: @Shay With just a touch of classic /Battlestar Galactica/
 Mr. Shine: This porn was disturbing.
 LurkedMoar: @mrd0t Filthy casuals
 mrd0t: Man this game is booooring
 Ulillillia: Typical Sega CD game
 Shay: @WaffleIron I'm more thinking Sega Genesis (or Mega Drive for my PAL people)
 WaffleIron: Star Trek font!!!
Image 210031   10-17-17   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
241
 
 bug: If we stopped dog nudity, how would they wear pants?
 WaffleIron: Done! #210009
Image 210030   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
53
 
 BavidDowie: That's what I call my duffle full of French tourture equipment
 WTF: Getting kicked in the ball sack = ouchebag
 Mad Collager: an ouchebag
 Ulillillia: You ouchebag.
 WaffleIron: Spend money on this, please, to accelerate the downfall of humankind.
Image 210029   10-17-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
255
 
 Not A Bot: Anything's a usb if you're brave enough.
Image 210028   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Score:
526
 
 VeeKay: 420 points to Greenffindor!
 Ulillillia: See, it's a character from a kids' book, but he's smoking weed
Image 210027   10-17-17   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
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 BavidDowie: @Science Roman roads weren't built by slaves. They were built by legionaries who were citizen soldiers. It's possible that slaves local to the area of construction helped haul materials in, but we aren't talking armies of slave labor.
 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.
 VeeKay: @FarmerWalk Not for the last 1650 years. (The Via Romana is 1700 or so years old).
 VeeKay: Via Romana. Obviously, the threat was if you didn't build it to last for an eternity you would be executed for incompetence. Lol at paradox.
 BavidDowie: It's like they took pride in their work.
 Dr Awkward: NOT MY LOCAL HIGHWAY. I CANNOT RELATE.
 mrd0t: Duh, if you engineer it to last 1,800 years, you aren't paying the same company to maintain it every couple of years.
 square44: @eider and if anything ancient wasn't over engineered it's not there anymore.
 eider: Also, like you said Roman roads weren't just flat rocks on diet, they were many feet deep, using layers of different grades of rock and stone to ensure they would be level and last. Like you said, they over engineered the fuck out of it. History is rad.
 eider: @Greek Pretty much everything In history was over engineered because they didn't have stress testing, computer simulations, etc. It's only been in the last 60 years or so that stuff has been engineered to more or less last as long as needed, which I guess is why these days stuff ends up breaking just out of warranty and why you still see tools and equipment 100 years old or more that could still be used today. They didn't know exactly how strong things needed to be so they just made everything hella strong just to be sure.
 Greek Fire: The Romans "over"-engineered the fuck out of everything they built, which is why so much of it is still standing. That road is almost certainly dug straight down to bedrock.
 Skinr: I lived in Louisiana for over 15 years; they could teach the Romans a thing or two about ancient, uneven roads.
Image 210026   10-17-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
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 Shay: Trash pupper.
Image 210025   10-17-17   Uploaded by    alex
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