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216746  Chocolate Pain: Will haunt you through a few Halloweens

216736  Mr. Shine: We get it, you smoke weed.

216728  AlexDeLarge: Good idea: finding Easter eggs on Easter morning. Bad idea: finding easter eggs on xmas day.

216642  Rev80: 2 seconds is all that separates humor from illegal porn.

216647  Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216731  AlexDeLarge: Aww, yiss. Mothafuckin arm hairs.

216732  AlexDeLarge: The only big daddy who lived to see his little sister reach adulthood.

216659  Rev80: But how do I transform into a d20?

216737  Yurishiro: This is bearly interracial.

216664  Rev80: I Spitfire on your grave.

216668  Rev80: Cancer: Not even once

216731  Yurishiro: Time for your daily bath in barbecue sauce!

216687  Rev80: Don't mess with a person open-carrying an epee

216745  Black Jesus: I love newfoundland dogs, they are so big and fluffy and adorable.

216697  Rev80: Well that saved the owner from having to dig out his floppy punch from the junk drawer to write protect that disk

216735  Yurishiro: If you attach them all to the house and activate them one side at the time you can move the house around!

216737  Teechur: Oh my!

216737  Teechur: Oh my!

216701  Rev80: Sometimes a slipper is just a slipper

216705  Rev80: "Riding"

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216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216647 Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216630 Teechur: "Forrest Jr. turned out ok, I guess. The grandkids, too. But I miss Jennay. And where is my box of choc-olates?"

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216648 Teechur: If you did the same thing to the first Dubai picture as you did to the first Russia picture, you would have IggI IABUD

216613 Yurishiro: He's actually backwards jumping on a plane from the car.



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 BavidDowie: @Science Roman roads weren't built by slaves. They were built by legionaries who were citizen soldiers. It's possible that slaves local to the area of construction helped haul materials in, but we aren't talking armies of slave labor.
 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.
 VeeKay: @FarmerWalk Not for the last 1650 years. (The Via Romana is 1700 or so years old).
 VeeKay: Via Romana. Obviously, the threat was if you didn't build it to last for an eternity you would be executed for incompetence. Lol at paradox.
 BavidDowie: It's like they took pride in their work.
 Dr Awkward: NOT MY LOCAL HIGHWAY. I CANNOT RELATE.
 mrd0t: Duh, if you engineer it to last 1,800 years, you aren't paying the same company to maintain it every couple of years.
 square44: @eider and if anything ancient wasn't over engineered it's not there anymore.
 eider: Also, like you said Roman roads weren't just flat rocks on diet, they were many feet deep, using layers of different grades of rock and stone to ensure they would be level and last. Like you said, they over engineered the fuck out of it. History is rad.
 eider: @Greek Pretty much everything In history was over engineered because they didn't have stress testing, computer simulations, etc. It's only been in the last 60 years or so that stuff has been engineered to more or less last as long as needed, which I guess is why these days stuff ends up breaking just out of warranty and why you still see tools and equipment 100 years old or more that could still be used today. They didn't know exactly how strong things needed to be so they just made everything hella strong just to be sure.
 Greek Fire: The Romans "over"-engineered the fuck out of everything they built, which is why so much of it is still standing. That road is almost certainly dug straight down to bedrock.
 Skinr: I lived in Louisiana for over 15 years; they could teach the Romans a thing or two about ancient, uneven roads.
Image 210026   10-17-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
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 Shay: Trash pupper.
Image 210025   10-17-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
77
 
 fanny: ugh duck face was soooo 2016
 WaffleIron: "Kith me!"
 Shay: PLUMPED UP! COLOSSAL
Image 210024   10-17-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
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 VeeKay: Oddly enough, most people prefer making love in the dark.
 mrd0t: V'Ger seeks the creator.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: much like the mating habits of birds enlarge, engorge etc.... then perform insane dances to attract mates.
Image 210023   10-17-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
349
 
 desertfox: this is why they hate us @mrd0t
 mrd0t: Aftermath.jpg
 Teechur: They said I could become anything. So I became a blanket.
 funny in the wall: this Heaven's Gate documentary is weird
 drtofu: Snaakkke..zzzzz
 Felicity: Its not a real party until you end up asleep under a cardboard box
Image 210022   10-17-17   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
266
 
 BavidDowie: Gotta stop cheesing.
 Dr Awkward: Wake up, Nance!
 mrd0t: Look, Morty, it's the tit dimension.
 dobbiesdoogs: the grand tetons
Image 210021   10-17-17   Uploaded by    eurotrash
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Image 210020   10-17-17   Uploaded by    morrissey
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 Mr Bleak: Infinite angry, maybe.
 square44: this isn't even a good space heater
 funny in the wall: it would if not for 2nd law.
 Skinr: @Felicity "Enrgy" is the trendy new millenial way to spell it. Just like Covfefe.
 Shay: I don't think so Tim.
 Felicity: *energy
 Mr. Butt: That's not how any of this works.
Image 210019   10-17-17   Uploaded by    greg
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 kazzy94: Aw yeeeeeeaaah the best part
 Shay: "Those fucking Soggy bastards will pay," the Captain said.
 WaffleIron: Well I'd eat it.
 Felicity: Some kind of nanotech doomsday scenario?
 dobbiesdoogs: it took me a minute to figure out what i was looking at, and i was like, "that's looks like some tasty couscous"
 OldKentuckyShark: This is the worst. Depending on the cereal i won't even pour the last 2% in the bowl because of this.
Image 210018   10-17-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
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 Ulillillia: @WaffleIron Alberta is lousy.
 Teechur: @fanny vvv
 Teechur: And those flying bastards are protected in this country.
 fanny: @falling a couple of weeks ago, one followed me to my car at the grocery store and pecked a snack out of my toddlers hand, i bent down to get it and got back up to find the hate machine pecking at my baby's toes in the shopping cart (the toddler is screaming the whole time)
 WaffleIron: @champeen : Anecdotally I've heard Alberta is lousy with bald eagles.
Image 210017   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
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