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216716  Uncle Phil: @Hokie333 Sounds like the rules of a drinking game: Drink every time Briscoe cracks a joke for act one, and for act two drink every time McCoy is off screen.

216730  Knice: Thanks, Spaceship. I guess I'll go buy a big truck and some guns now.

216652  Yurishiro: Having a kid-shaped hand can be a problem sometimes.

216726  PenguinBartender: *dun-dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun* All. My. Friends. Ride a Low Rider...

216654  Yurishiro: @dangerkeith3000 How old are you?

216655  Yurishiro: At first I thought the turtle was smoking.

216746  saluted: That girl's hair looks mulletish

216420  Knice: @VoR Aw yiss

216656  Yurishiro: Have you noticed this is a google street view image?

216736  fanny: I bet it smells great over there.

216719  Hokie333: @jazzjunkie How is that not +30 by now?

216746  Chocolate Pain: Will haunt you through a few Halloweens

216736  Mr. Shine: We get it, you smoke weed.

216728  AlexDeLarge: Good idea: finding Easter eggs on Easter morning. Bad idea: finding easter eggs on xmas day.

216642  Rev80: 2 seconds is all that separates humor from illegal porn.

216647  Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216731  AlexDeLarge: Aww, yiss. Mothafuckin arm hairs.

216732  AlexDeLarge: The only big daddy who lived to see his little sister reach adulthood.

216659  Rev80: But how do I transform into a d20?

216737  Yurishiro: This is bearly interracial.

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216656 Yurishiro: Have you noticed this is a google street view image?

216647 Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216648 Teechur: If you did the same thing to the first Dubai picture as you did to the first Russia picture, you would have IggI IABUD

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

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216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216613 Yurishiro: He's actually backwards jumping on a plane from the car.

216630 Teechur: "Forrest Jr. turned out ok, I guess. The grandkids, too. But I miss Jennay. And where is my box of choc-olates?"

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?



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 apoxia: @Yurishiro Well yes you're mostly going to get sliced black olives. But, I have bought some pizzas in restaurants with kalamata olives. Some even still had pits in them. How fancy is that?
 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.
 Dr Awkward: @apoxia I actually love good olives. Not once have I ever had a decent fucking olive on a pizza.
 Science: @WaffleIron: Oh yeah, it would definitely work on a dessert pizza. But, while I'm all for coconut chicken or shrimp, the thought of it on a pizza kind of makes me cringe.
 WaffleIron: @Science : or just commit to dessert pizza and pair it with pineapple and maybe some rum
 WaffleIron: @Science I was thinking of toasting the coconut and pairing it with chicken, maybe something spicy in the mix and a sharp cheddar (mozza and coconut would be gross I think)
 Science: @WaffleIron: Man, I don't know - that's going to be awful sweet. What are you going to pair it with?
 apoxia: @Dr Awkward Whatevs. I'm all about the whole olives. Got to be kalamata and pitted ideally.
 Dr Awkward: "Ooh, Whole olives on my pizza" said no one ever
 funny in the wall: i say that often.
 Spazstatic: @WaffleIron yeah, coconuts!
 WaffleIron: So my wife and I had a discussion about coconut on pizza. I think I can make it work, she thinks I'm nuts.
 Felicity: I had some pretty gross pizza at a meeting a few weeks ago. But it was free and the person who bought it was sitting right across from me and I didnt want to be rude. So I pretended it was good.
 Spazstatic: That pizza looks awesome.
 Mr. Butt: Unless they saw this particular pizza, which looks gross.
 Fancy Clown: That is a pretty gross pizza
 Nothing: I dunno, that one looks pretty gross
Image 210015   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
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 Dr Awkward: @Ulillillia In some regions they're called hoagies, grinders, Dagwoods... they're really just big sandwiches
 WaffleIron: Now you know that you should be punching people at eyewash stations because they're the ones using the "worlds most punchable emoji", as voted by an online panel.
 The Frito Bandito: @RiderFan It's an eyewash station. They're all over the place where I work.
 White Rice: @RiderFan that's...that's an eye-wash sink.
 RiderFan: A water fountain with actual water pressure? AMAZING!
 Ulillillia: @bigASShobo sub?
Image 210014   10-17-17   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
423
 
 Yurishiro: Needs more blur.
 a sedated moose: What happened to borkf? I miss the "f."
Image 210013   10-17-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
115
 
 WaffleIron: 14.2% of dwarves are assholes.
 Felicity: *dwarves
 Mad Collager: Unfortunately, six out of seven dwarves are not Happy.
 Not A Bot: Sir Ian McKellen got a little more outspoken in his sexual orientation following the final Hobbit movies
Image 210012   10-17-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
248
 
 kazzy94: @parrotsnest Sick burn dude
Image 210011   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
183
 
 Yurishiro: Mentos do coke.
 Shay: He really mentos do this.
 Fancy Clown: I'd pay good money to see this
 whcvgre78: Just not a wumo fan, sorry.
Image 210010   10-17-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
352
 
 El Barto: The production of this image is brought to you by an uninterrupted series of terrible people.
 Felicity: @Spazstatic In my head I heard that in Mama Casss voice
 Spazstatic: "I like what I like. Doesn't mean I'm proud of it."
 mrdiron: Oops, I did it again.
Image 210009   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
301
 
 apoxia: Ah, private school boys.
 Dr Awkward: Is this the beginnings of Joffrey's anger issues?
 2Berries: Is this a deleted scene from School of Rock?
 Felicity: The 1%
 kazzy94: Alright now, a silly one for gram gram!
Image 210008   10-17-17   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
190
 
 mrd0t: If you're being watched, it really isn't the "honor" system.
Image 210007   10-17-17   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
485
 
 funny in the wall: is this a public restroom? why is no one upset about that?
 Felicity: Without punctuation or leading that looks like its addressed to Billy the Undertaker
 bug: How did he know Billy was going to grow up to be the Undertaker?
 Ulillillia: I heard the Undertaker was wrestling again so I checked but it was just some dude with short hair
 mrd0t: Billy either grew up to be a bad-ass or is now in therapy.
 trelyate: Billy looks terrified. As he should be.
Image 210006   10-17-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
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