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254201  Teechur: Yeah, so? How 'bout if I start checking YOUR browser history?

254189  a robot: That cat's expression is hilarious

254193  a robot: No, I don't remember that either

254201  a robot: Why would a bird need boobs though. Even a sexy cartoon bird.

254209  queezy farm: Shes beautiful! A bit of advice, if I may. The HW treatment is pretty hard on them. The vet will likely tell you to keep her very calm, even crated if possible, for the duration of the treatment. This is very important to do, as activity can cause them to throw clots and die. Dont let her run around, take her to the bathroom on a leash and make her be calm. It will probably be hard to do as she l

254196  Ironass: I will love you to death!

254197  Mr. Shine: Micro-Turt.

254167  Side Boob: If you are ever on an empty plane like this, move to an aisle seat by the aft bathroom. You can look down the aisle and watch the plane bend :P

254169  Side Boob: Sideshow Bob's sister is kinda cute.

254183  Side Boob: They know the secret of the Wu-Tang Clan

254192  Side Boob: Someone say "WALK"?

254195  Side Boob: I am Muffin! Destroyer of worlds!

254194  charlemagne: if you hold in your farts, they travel up through your body and turn into bad breath and terrible ideas

254198  charlemagne: we'll be in your posse, but you need to make the effort too andre

254193  Not A Bot: pretty leiady and jabba atepizzahut

254206  bigjim: thatld be a total beautiful people wagon if it wasn't a hybrid.

254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

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 apoxia: @Yurishiro Well yes you're mostly going to get sliced black olives. But, I have bought some pizzas in restaurants with kalamata olives. Some even still had pits in them. How fancy is that?
 Jolly Well: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.
 Dr Awkward: @apoxia I actually love good olives. Not once have I ever had a decent fucking olive on a pizza.
 Science: @WaffleIron: Oh yeah, it would definitely work on a dessert pizza. But, while I'm all for coconut chicken or shrimp, the thought of it on a pizza kind of makes me cringe.
 WaffleIron: @Science : or just commit to dessert pizza and pair it with pineapple and maybe some rum
 WaffleIron: @Science I was thinking of toasting the coconut and pairing it with chicken, maybe something spicy in the mix and a sharp cheddar (mozza and coconut would be gross I think)
 Science: @WaffleIron: Man, I don't know - that's going to be awful sweet. What are you going to pair it with?
 apoxia: @Dr Awkward Whatevs. I'm all about the whole olives. Got to be kalamata and pitted ideally.
 Dr Awkward: "Ooh, Whole olives on my pizza" said no one ever
 funny in the wall: i say that often.
 Spazstatic: @WaffleIron yeah, coconuts!
 WaffleIron: So my wife and I had a discussion about coconut on pizza. I think I can make it work, she thinks I'm nuts.
 flying sheep: I had some pretty gross pizza at a meeting a few weeks ago. But it was free and the person who bought it was sitting right across from me and I didnt want to be rude. So I pretended it was good.
 Spazstatic: That pizza looks awesome.
 Mr. Butt: Unless they saw this particular pizza, which looks gross.
 Fancy Clown: That is a pretty gross pizza
 Nothing: I dunno, that one looks pretty gross
Image 210015   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
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 Dr Awkward: @Ulillillia In some regions they're called hoagies, grinders, Dagwoods... they're really just big sandwiches
 WaffleIron: Now you know that you should be punching people at eyewash stations because they're the ones using the "worlds most punchable emoji", as voted by an online panel.
 The Frito Bandito: @RiderFan It's an eyewash station. They're all over the place where I work.
 White Rice: @RiderFan that's...that's an eye-wash sink.
 RiderFan: A water fountain with actual water pressure? AMAZING!
 Ulillillia: @bigASShobo sub?
Image 210014   10-17-17   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
455
 
 m o l e m a n: Needs more blur.
 a sedated moose: What happened to borkf? I miss the "f."
Image 210013   10-17-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
144
 
 WaffleIron: 14.2% of dwarves are assholes.
 twisty: *dwarves
 Mad Collager: Unfortunately, six out of seven dwarves are not Happy.
 Not A Bot: Sir Ian McKellen got a little more outspoken in his sexual orientation following the final Hobbit movies
Image 210012   10-17-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
304
 
 kazzy94: @parrotsnest Sick burn dude
Image 210011   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
215
 
 HenryVIII: Mentos do coke.
 Shay: He really mentos do this.
 Fancy Clown: I'd pay good money to see this
 whcvgre78: Just not a wumo fan, sorry.
Image 210010   10-17-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
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 El Barto: The production of this image is brought to you by an uninterrupted series of terrible people.
 duckybox: @Spazstatic In my head I heard that in Mama Casss voice
 Spazstatic: "I like what I like. Doesn't mean I'm proud of it."
 mrdiron: Oops, I did it again.
Image 210009   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
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 apoxia: Ah, private school boys.
 Dr Awkward: Is this the beginnings of Joffrey's anger issues?
 2Berries: Is this a deleted scene from School of Rock?
 agger gater: The 1%
 kazzy94: Alright now, a silly one for gram gram!
Image 210008   10-17-17   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
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 mrd0t: If you're being watched, it really isn't the "honor" system.
Image 210007   10-17-17   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
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 funny in the wall: is this a public restroom? why is no one upset about that?
 ppr4: Without punctuation or leading that looks like its addressed to Billy the Undertaker
 bug: How did he know Billy was going to grow up to be the Undertaker?
 Ulillillia: I heard the Undertaker was wrestling again so I checked but it was just some dude with short hair
 mrd0t: Billy either grew up to be a bad-ass or is now in therapy.
 trelyate: Billy looks terrified. As he should be.
Image 210006   10-17-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
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