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268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

268288  smusher: Damn hipsters

268396  addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

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268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.



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 Jabberwikket: The twist, its made of free range Vegans
 Mr Bleak: @KEKOEKEOEK "... but a shitload of insects got mashed to paste."
 Science: @The Frito Bandito: It's all soy and corn, which we know that dogs and cats cultivated and ate before they were domesticated. Unfortunately, it's real. People are freaking idiots.
 Ulillillia: How do you know if a cat is vegan? Their owner will tell you.
 The Frito Bandito: I sincerely hope this is fake
 bug: ffs vegans...
 lecj07: Cat's are obligate carnivores I believe. Therefore, this counts as animal cruelty.
 Fancy Clown: 99% ash
 wolfpk: Cat on can it saying : "GIVE ME MEAT!!!!"
 cenecia: The cat's face on the can says it all.
 mrd0t: The look on that cat's face says it all, really.
 Greifer: cats love it... NOT
Image 210003   10-17-17   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
241
 
 The Frito Bandito: @Not A Bot What?
 Not A Bot: So my kids have this and though my wife and I laughed about it they had no idea what shape it looked like, really it's the adults that blow this shit out of proportion
Image 210002   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
292
 
 Lemon Rage: HE'S ON THE OTHER PHONE! LEAVE THE HOUSE!
 cArdent: @Darmstadtium So what do I do to get *rid* of the gift of nuts? Because my life is nuts enough, thanks.
 Darmstadtium: You have been visited by the Squirrely Squirrel. Reply: Thanks Mr. Squirrel within the next 5 years and you will receive the gift of nuts.
 mrd0t: Once they taste human blood, there's no stopping them.
Image 210001   10-17-17   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
501
 
 PenguinBartender: Instructions unclear
 fanny: i don't know why but this made me laugh out loud
 Air Biscuit: Do they stil make those containers? I havent seen them in a while.
 WaffleIron: Happy #210000 ! I hope the next 10000 images are just as fresh.
Image 210000   10-17-17   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
209
 
 when so: diaphonous dudes
Image 209999   10-17-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
253
 
 Not A Bot: in all seriousness my partner and I ate at a drive-in yesterday, this would have been useful
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm not surprised it's in nashville
 Jennings: Just keeping an eye on their competitors
Image 209998   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
245
 
 Mr Bleak: Redneck universal fitting kit #2
 Jennings: Oh sure they can do it... but when I do it MSHA says its unsafe and tells me to leave the property.
Image 209997   10-17-17   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
267
 
 The Frito Bandito: If you're going to make a threat you damn well better be willing to follow through. Good on you man.
 jazzjunkie: Wear the badge of righteous indignation with honor.
 Mad Collager: @Yam I brake for gator tails.
 mrd0t: Yes you do
 Yam: I break four tail gators
Image 209996   10-17-17   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
267
 
 Butcherboy: There's a deadite in that bin. Quick get a boom stick
 Yam: Loathing donation
 Ulillillia: Bake him away, toys.
Image 209995   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
179
 
 Jennings: I miss MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch, this was a great one.
 WaffleIron: Which episode of robot chicken was this?
Image 209994   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
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