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216615  VeeKay: Demidog

216616  VeeKay: "When I win the Euro Millions I will glaze my windows with opals".

216598  SpaceCow: "classiced it."

216599  SpaceCow: *Plays flute badly*

216623  VeeKay: @Hippitus Hoppitus *Plot twist* 23

216607  SpaceCow: "Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, share, check out my Patreon, join my google hangout and smell my custom yankee candle scent."

216585  Shay: Don't trust the penguin, it's The Thing.

216608  SpaceCow: "Especially since you were consumed by the shadow people."

216590  Shay: OH FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCK!!!!

216594  Shay: AFLAC

216613  SpaceCow: Bob Executive, which way is extreme business?

216609  Dan Tagonistic: THERE'S NO LIMIT!

216615  SpaceCow: He was born in a puddle of gasoline.

216604  Shay: (DO NOT SHAKE)

216629  Knice: Saucy!

216621  SpaceCow: The Batboy goes to a costume party dressed as Pugsley.

216631  Knice: Looks like a rather loveless coupling there. :-(

216623  SpaceCow: For one, Fred, you clearly don't know know the difference between capital and lowercase letters. Also, because mommy needs time to polish off her wine.

216630  genius: Thats more depressing to look at than anything, funny wouldnt come as my first thought

216613  Shay: Tell me where it Hertz.

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216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

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216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

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Score:
613
 
 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.
 Cami: @Science @Sadbot My experience is that throwing money at charities is easier than doing: My family runs an annual scholarship for a disabled secondary school graduate. Passing the plate around and getting the money from relatives is easy...it's insignificant when it's spread over a few households...sorting through all the application essays each year is not. Another problem is seeing a problem as too big to fix on your own and not even trying. If you don't organize then you need to find aspects of the problem that you actually can help with: My wife used to make an unwed mother in the community a pet project. Helping with groceries or gasoline is easy...the hours of providing support and company for a socially isolated person was hard. She could not help everybody so she helped s
 Shay: Suck it up, I don't see the pigeons bitching about it.
 Sadbot: @kazzy94 I learned the value of "thoughts and prayers" back in '99 while going to one high school over from Columbine. Inaction is the default for middle class hand-wringers
 kazzy94: @Sadbot high five for charitable acts above sympathetic talk!
 DarkTeddy: Capital grows capital.
 Sadbot: @Science Most charities can gargle balls, they're just tax write-offs for the coastal society set. I've swung hammers for Habitat for Humanity and donated time to local charities. Posted from a 9 year old second hand laptop.
 Science: I see people (rightly) complain about things like this but have to wonder how many of them express their outrage on their $800 phone while sipping their $5 coffee. How much do you donate to charity? Do you live an ascetic lifestyle? Do you put your money (literal and figurative) where your mouth is? I'm genuinely curious.
 copunter: if I saw panhandlers with signs like this, I'd start passing out hamiltons. and angle grinders
 Dr Awkward: why does that dude look 2 dimensional from the shoulders up?
 Sadbot: @Punt Numbles Part of Western society's greatest lie is that everyone is directly responsible for everything that ever happens to them in their life, including their own existence, as though they themselves forced their parents to fuck and also for the churn that is balancing basic needs, mental/physical health, and the job market. It's what happens when economic Calvinists are employed to justify the predations of robber-barons
 Minnesotan: instructions unclear: dystopia realized
 Cami: Someone sould trip over those.....file a lawsuit...
Image 209965   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
461
 
 fanny: yes please more like this!
 Dr Awkward: Gee Burt, we're horrifying!
 Dr. Bathroom: Rubber ducky, you're the one / That I'll murder with a gun.
 Knice: Pretty sure I'll be seeing this again tonight.
 Cami: Invisible kegboard.
Image 209964   10-17-17   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
332
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Have some self-respect! How despicable!
Image 209963   10-17-17   Uploaded by    9inchfails
Score:
134
 
 SharkysMachine: @Porbo Mellus @WaffleIron instructions unclear, dick caught in comment?
 Amy Housewine: I don't think there's a comic effect anywhere near any of this.
 WaffleIron: @Porbo Mellus : I put some thought into it and have come to the conclusion there is no way to deliberately misinterpret your instructions to yield a comedic effect. You get a grudging plus.
Image 209962   10-17-17   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
287
 
 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !
 DrinkMixMan: Seattle Cocksocks
 Ulillillia: Dallas Felons, Detroit Lemons, Los Angeles Riots, Miami Dealers, Milwaukee Beers, New Jersey Informants, Roswell Aliens, San Antonio Defenders, San Francisco Ferries
 antipatterns: @Dr Awkward Sadly I was imprisoned in the Tumblr dimension until recently, so I see pokemon in every shadow
 Sadbot: Orlando Magikarps
 Dr Awkward: @antipatterns I honestly had no idea this had anything to do with pokemon, I just like fake names for things
 Dr Awkward: Washington Deadspins
 antipatterns: something about pokemon, consumerism, patriotism, the nfl, and perpetual childhood just puts me in a bad mood
 Dr Awkward: Oakland Braiders
 Dr Awkward: Buffalo Hillbillies
 Dr Awkward: Dallas Boy Toys
 Dr Awkward: Denver Bronchitis
 Dr Awkward: Arizona Carnivals
 Dr Awkward: New York Jorts
Image 209961   10-17-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
316
 
 tib gubb: classic frank
 Shay: Now Frank is gonna be a frank(furter).
 Ulillillia: Francine*
Image 209960   10-17-17   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
301
 
 Ulillillia: txt.jpg
 Dr Awkward: Maybe your friend should take better care of his person belongings. I got your back, GramGram
 Amy Housewine: Laptanana for scale.
 Cami: Housekeeping lesson tuition fee: $950
Image 209959   10-17-17   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
286
 
 jazzjunkie: For how full the bottle is, pouring at that angle is going to get more Scotch on the table than in the shoe!
 Shay: Screw Cinderella, this bottle of Chivas will be my new bride.
 well duh: It's only Chivas, who gives a crap that you're going to spill it all over the place trying to drink it from a glass shoe.
 Prostata: scotchy scotch!
 tib gubb: who really gives a crap when you're drinking out of a shoe?
 Sadbot: This shoe really brings out the footiness of the brandy
Image 209958   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
250
 
 Air Biscuit: Practicing... THE BATCHAIN!
 stunt nuts: Yall trippin
 Jennings: The new Robin spin-off looks promising
 LurkedMoar: McLovin looking batty
 Amy Housewine: I hope he's wearing his batcup, 'cos the criminals are just going to kick him straight in the knackers if he stands like that.
 Amy Housewine: Nanananananana BATADOLESCEEEEENT
 tib gubb: nah, that's bat-non-binary-gender-person!
Image 209957   10-17-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
529
 
 antipatterns: An earned reward
 VoR: Best film opening ever. Inglorious bastards. This guy is scary as he'll. Tube it.
 Jennings: What you don't know is that he actually stole it, and is now eating it in the restroom.
 tib gubb: jean claude let me eat my fucking sandwich in peace
Image 209956   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
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