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273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

25633  jljocque: You can't solve a system of two variables with only one equation. Duh.

273354  Knice: This just made my day. :-)

273421  addend: Forks and knives still get washed in the sink. Learned that the hard way.

273413  ThoughtlessGentleman: the furblonger.

273395  revtom: Their fast food breakfast is second only to Hardee's. And their market fresh Turkey wrap, drowned in three pepper sauce is pretty good too.

273424  addend: How does it know? :(

273431  kate2point0: Just showed my son who has a cleft lip, he thought Frank is pretty cool.

273425  addend: The uniform, baton, and flags really stand out against the bleakness.

273413  revtom: This remake of Dune looks promising.

273416  revtom: Just say no to fluoride toothpaste. Why? Because in a pinch, you can legit chow down on a tube of Tom's of Maine without having to call poison control.

273430  Side Boob: "These can't be my parents! But the DNA results don't lie..."

273426  Side Boob: @communist Now I have that song stuck in my head! :P

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2. ignatz
3. tib gubb
4. Air Biscuit
5. Not A Bot
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9. VoR
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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2



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 wolfpk: Add to #209954
 windows96: Enough with the plastic surgery already!
 fanny: but, IS IT NICE?????
 Sadbot: This is the future furries want
 Knice: GAAAAHH!!! The thrab is strong with this one.
Image 209952   10-17-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
128
 
 Jennings: Is this another one of those obscure Zoolander references I don't get?
 Gonzo: It looks like poop.
 fanny: save yourself some time later by putting this directly into the toilet now
 Sadbot: Weird looking hot dog
 WaffleIron: No ass like a half ass
Image 209951   10-17-17   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
101
 
 Sadbot: As a hipster, I can only enjoy beverages made with the most esoteric of copper containers...similar to how I can only enjoy crack from artisan local glassblower pipes
 fink: Step 1: Cut a hole in the box...
 SpaceCow: "It only takes three hours to brew the perfect cuppa!"
 Micro Jackson: Not my cup of tea
Image 209950   10-17-17   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
766
 
 tib gubb: i'm paying super attention
 Micro Jackson: Like my bunny costume?
 grandma: Prick up your ears.
Image 209949   10-17-17   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
280
 
 burritos: Made with real catrus
Image 209948   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
126
 
 Shay: Dora explores a mirror
 WaffleIron: This is what I see standing up, because mirrors are all too short.
Image 209947   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
570
 
 wolfpk: Christopher Columbus's recurring nightmare.
 funny in the wall: CA in a few years
 tib gubb: that's some kinda beauty
 Dresdenkeogh: @a sedated moose the rim fall is a beautiful sight.
 a sedated moose: Is this flat-Earth propaganda?
Image 209946   10-17-17   Uploaded by    On Spec
Image 209945 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kimjongun. You have brought shame on us, kimjongun.
Score:
67
 
 house md: This is true. I regularly go to the tailor to get repairs on the only two pairs of pants that fit my weird mutant body
 PenguinBartender: @Dr Awkward *laughs along nervously*
 redbranch: May I suggest Spandex?
 Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship.
 funny in the wall: wow, that's dire. sort of true, though.
 Sadbot: Divorce from materialism and wear/live in a barrel
 Dr Awkward: "HAHA, WE'RE ALL DOOMED TO DIE FROM OBESITY! MIGHT AS WELL LOOK FASHIONABLE AFTER LOSING YOUR LIMBS TO ULCERATIVE DIABETIC NEUROPATHY! HAHAH!"
Image 209944   10-17-17   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
241
 
 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)
 Baby Jesus: @Dr Awkward And there isnt?! Somebody call Ralph Nader :-)
 Bill Rye: two *very very small* scoops
 Dr Awkward: @Felicity It is also implied by the image on the box that there is a friendly anthropomorphic sun in every box.
 bigbison: I miss Nuts About Raisins
 god666: @Dr Awkward Its implied by the illustration
 Science: @Teechur: I don't like the Crunch version. I think it has a weird taste.
 Teechur: @jochenau @Science Raisin Bran Crunch is my current go-to breakfast. Plenty of raisins in there, too!
 tib gubb: SCANDAL
 Science: I'm not sure what's going on here, but I've found that there are always plenty of raisins in my raisin bran...
 Dr Awkward: They never specified the scoop size, to be fair.
 jochenau: I don't know where you buy your Raisin Bran but the stuff I get always has way more raisins than that.
 mackdaddy: I love Kellog's Raisin Bran. I'd be a shill for them if they paid me.
 Amy Housewine: They only had one scoop or raisins left, so they stuck a 'nana in there instead.
Image 209943   10-17-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
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