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268420  Big Baby: Miles

268405  sparename: Nice day for it

268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

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268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

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268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

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 tib gubb: i'm paying super attention
 Micro Jackson: Like my bunny costume?
 grandma: Prick up your ears.
Image 209949   10-17-17   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
280
 
 burritos: Made with real catrus
Image 209948   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
126
 
 Shay: Dora explores a mirror
 WaffleIron: This is what I see standing up, because mirrors are all too short.
Image 209947   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
570
 
 wolfpk: Christopher Columbus's recurring nightmare.
 funny in the wall: CA in a few years
 tib gubb: that's some kinda beauty
 Dresdenkeogh: @a sedated moose the rim fall is a beautiful sight.
 a sedated moose: Is this flat-Earth propaganda?
Image 209946   10-17-17   Uploaded by    On Spec
Image 209945 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kimjongun. Your image was bad, kimjongun.
Score:
67
 
 house md: This is true. I regularly go to the tailor to get repairs on the only two pairs of pants that fit my weird mutant body
 PenguinBartender: @Dr Awkward *laughs along nervously*
 redbranch: May I suggest Spandex?
 Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship.
 funny in the wall: wow, that's dire. sort of true, though.
 Sadbot: Divorce from materialism and wear/live in a barrel
 Dr Awkward: "HAHA, WE'RE ALL DOOMED TO DIE FROM OBESITY! MIGHT AS WELL LOOK FASHIONABLE AFTER LOSING YOUR LIMBS TO ULCERATIVE DIABETIC NEUROPATHY! HAHAH!"
Image 209944   10-17-17   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
241
 
 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)
 Baby Jesus: @Dr Awkward And there isnt?! Somebody call Ralph Nader :-)
 Bill Rye: two *very very small* scoops
 Dr Awkward: @Felicity It is also implied by the image on the box that there is a friendly anthropomorphic sun in every box.
 bigbison: I miss Nuts About Raisins
 god666: @Dr Awkward Its implied by the illustration
 Science: @Teechur: I don't like the Crunch version. I think it has a weird taste.
 Teechur: @jochenau @Science Raisin Bran Crunch is my current go-to breakfast. Plenty of raisins in there, too!
 tib gubb: SCANDAL
 Science: I'm not sure what's going on here, but I've found that there are always plenty of raisins in my raisin bran...
 Dr Awkward: They never specified the scoop size, to be fair.
 jochenau: I don't know where you buy your Raisin Bran but the stuff I get always has way more raisins than that.
 mackdaddy: I love Kellog's Raisin Bran. I'd be a shill for them if they paid me.
 Amy Housewine: They only had one scoop or raisins left, so they stuck a 'nana in there instead.
Image 209943   10-17-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
158
 
 Mr Bleak: @funny in the wall Is it shaped like a thingy?
 funny in the wall: @Mr Bleak nice reference! a turnip-as-god-intended for you. Also a plus
 Mr Bleak: @funny in the wall Wicked Child! Chairs are the work of Beelzebub! At our house Nathanael sits on a spike!
 Credible Hulk: wait, what movie is this?
 funny in the wall: i don't like that chair
Image 209942   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
Score:
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 blablabla: umop apisdn auoyd jnok +liL
 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: it's some face recognition thing we evolved with that didn't bother to recognize upside-down faces. What really bothers me is that I don't know how many other things I'm processing wrong.
 DrinkMixMan: Tilt those frowns upside down!
 SpaceCow: I don't do what internet images tell me. Not since that grease fire, anyways.
 Dr Awkward: Why did my brain not see that until I flipped it?
 flying sheep: *turns monitor upside down* HOLY SHIT!
 flushpuppy: I'm not on my phone. :(
 funny in the wall: that's not the proper usage of the word "tilt" but i have to say, this is fucking awesome
 kazzy94: *Homer Simpson scream*
Image 209941   10-17-17   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
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 WaffleIron: @Wooden Spoon : You know I'm gonna guess 1$
 Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: "WaffleIron, come on down!" Everyone stares awkwardly at your stationary corpse.
 balloon: @WaffleIron If you land on $1 you come back as a mummy.
 fanny: is this a bank dressed up for halloween?
 WaffleIron: Is this a funeral? Cause Id kinda want this at my funeral.
 Dr Awkward: Wait, is that a tiny security camera next to the wheel?
Image 209940   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Natch
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