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216590  VeeKay: Is it "things you see before you die" Bob?

216613  Robespierre: @Prostata I do! Straight into a white Bronco!

216594  VeeKay: Anatidaephobia amirite?

216630  lebron: "I shouldn't have given the ring to Frodo."

216593  Shay: Up "something, something" creek.

216626  Robespierre: Star light, star bright; first star ... WHOOMP!

216602  VeeKay: Same as Trump will when he's in court. "I've got dat dimesntsia hurr hurr hurr".

216625  Shay: If it's a Carolina Reaper (world's spiciest chili pepper), I'm gamed.

216605  VeeKay: Weak, but impressive.

216533  MasterTwig: "daylight saving time". It's not plural.

216595  Not A Bot: Hillbilly toilet roll holder

216630  jem: "I'm too old for this shit."

216617  tib gubb: you're not my mom, sign!

216614  VeeKay: Oh hell no, my second girlfriend!

216615  VeeKay: Demidog

216616  VeeKay: "When I win the Euro Millions I will glaze my windows with opals".

216598  SpaceCow: "classiced it."

216599  SpaceCow: *Plays flute badly*

216623  VeeKay: @Hippitus Hoppitus *Plot twist* 23

216607  SpaceCow: "Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, share, check out my Patreon, join my google hangout and smell my custom yankee candle scent."

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216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216436 FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.



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11. theaquaman: 1071 points
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Score:
740
 
 tib gubb: i'm paying super attention
 Micro Jackson: Like my bunny costume?
 dangerkeith3000: Prick up your ears.
Image 209949   10-17-17   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
280
 
 Felicity: Made with real catrus
Image 209948   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
126
 
 Shay: Dora explores a mirror
 WaffleIron: This is what I see standing up, because mirrors are all too short.
Image 209947   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
570
 
 wolfpk: Christopher Columbus's recurring nightmare.
 funny in the wall: CA in a few years
 tib gubb: that's some kinda beauty
 Dresdenkeogh: @a sedated moose the rim fall is a beautiful sight.
 a sedated moose: Is this flat-Earth propaganda?
Image 209946   10-17-17   Uploaded by    On Spec
Image 209945 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kimjongun. We'll pray for you, kimjongun.
Score:
67
 
 Felicity: This is true. I regularly go to the tailor to get repairs on the only two pairs of pants that fit my weird mutant body
 PenguinBartender: @Dr Awkward *laughs along nervously*
 ignatz: May I suggest Spandex?
 Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship.
 funny in the wall: wow, that's dire. sort of true, though.
 Sadbot: Divorce from materialism and wear/live in a barrel
 Dr Awkward: "HAHA, WE'RE ALL DOOMED TO DIE FROM OBESITY! MIGHT AS WELL LOOK FASHIONABLE AFTER LOSING YOUR LIMBS TO ULCERATIVE DIABETIC NEUROPATHY! HAHAH!"
Image 209944   10-17-17   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
241
 
 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)
 Felicity: @Dr Awkward And there isnt?! Somebody call Ralph Nader :-)
 Bill Rye: two *very very small* scoops
 Dr Awkward: @Felicity It is also implied by the image on the box that there is a friendly anthropomorphic sun in every box.
 Felicity: I miss Nuts About Raisins
 Felicity: @Dr Awkward Its implied by the illustration
 Science: @Teechur: I don't like the Crunch version. I think it has a weird taste.
 Teechur: @jochenau @Science Raisin Bran Crunch is my current go-to breakfast. Plenty of raisins in there, too!
 tib gubb: SCANDAL
 Science: I'm not sure what's going on here, but I've found that there are always plenty of raisins in my raisin bran...
 Dr Awkward: They never specified the scoop size, to be fair.
 jochenau: I don't know where you buy your Raisin Bran but the stuff I get always has way more raisins than that.
 dangerkeith3000: I love Kellog's Raisin Bran. I'd be a shill for them if they paid me.
 Amy Housewine: They only had one scoop or raisins left, so they stuck a 'nana in there instead.
Image 209943   10-17-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
158
 
 Mr Bleak: @funny in the wall Is it shaped like a thingy?
 funny in the wall: @Mr Bleak nice reference! a turnip-as-god-intended for you. Also a plus
 Mr Bleak: @funny in the wall Wicked Child! Chairs are the work of Beelzebub! At our house Nathanael sits on a spike!
 Credible Hulk: wait, what movie is this?
 funny in the wall: i don't like that chair
Image 209942   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
Score:
226
 
 Felicity: umop apisdn auoyd jnok +liL
 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: it's some face recognition thing we evolved with that didn't bother to recognize upside-down faces. What really bothers me is that I don't know how many other things I'm processing wrong.
 DrinkMixMan: Tilt those frowns upside down!
 SpaceCow: I don't do what internet images tell me. Not since that grease fire, anyways.
 Dr Awkward: Why did my brain not see that until I flipped it?
 dangerkeith3000: *turns monitor upside down* HOLY SHIT!
 dangerkeith3000: I'm not on my phone. :(
 funny in the wall: that's not the proper usage of the word "tilt" but i have to say, this is fucking awesome
 kazzy94: *Homer Simpson scream*
Image 209941   10-17-17   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
224
 
 WaffleIron: @Wooden Spoon : You know I'm gonna guess 1$
 Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: "WaffleIron, come on down!" Everyone stares awkwardly at your stationary corpse.
 dangerkeith3000: @WaffleIron If you land on $1 you come back as a mummy.
 fanny: is this a bank dressed up for halloween?
 WaffleIron: Is this a funeral? Cause Id kinda want this at my funeral.
 Dr Awkward: Wait, is that a tiny security camera next to the wheel?
Image 209940   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Natch
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