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216716  Uncle Phil: @Hokie333 Sounds like the rules of a drinking game: Drink every time Briscoe cracks a joke for act one, and for act two drink every time McCoy is off screen.

216730  Knice: Thanks, Spaceship. I guess I'll go buy a big truck and some guns now.

216652  Yurishiro: Having a kid-shaped hand can be a problem sometimes.

216726  PenguinBartender: *dun-dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun* All. My. Friends. Ride a Low Rider...

216654  Yurishiro: @dangerkeith3000 How old are you?

216655  Yurishiro: At first I thought the turtle was smoking.

216746  saluted: That girl's hair looks mulletish

216420  Knice: @VoR Aw yiss

216656  Yurishiro: Have you noticed this is a google street view image?

216736  fanny: I bet it smells great over there.

216719  Hokie333: @jazzjunkie How is that not +30 by now?

216746  Chocolate Pain: Will haunt you through a few Halloweens

216736  Mr. Shine: We get it, you smoke weed.

216728  AlexDeLarge: Good idea: finding Easter eggs on Easter morning. Bad idea: finding easter eggs on xmas day.

216642  Rev80: 2 seconds is all that separates humor from illegal porn.

216647  Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216731  AlexDeLarge: Aww, yiss. Mothafuckin arm hairs.

216732  AlexDeLarge: The only big daddy who lived to see his little sister reach adulthood.

216659  Rev80: But how do I transform into a d20?

216737  Yurishiro: This is bearly interracial.

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216656 Yurishiro: Have you noticed this is a google street view image?

216647 Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216648 Teechur: If you did the same thing to the first Dubai picture as you did to the first Russia picture, you would have IggI IABUD

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216613 Yurishiro: He's actually backwards jumping on a plane from the car.

216630 Teechur: "Forrest Jr. turned out ok, I guess. The grandkids, too. But I miss Jennay. And where is my box of choc-olates?"

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?



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 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)
 Felicity: @Dr Awkward And there isnt?! Somebody call Ralph Nader :-)
 Bill Rye: two *very very small* scoops
 Dr Awkward: @Felicity It is also implied by the image on the box that there is a friendly anthropomorphic sun in every box.
 Felicity: I miss Nuts About Raisins
 Felicity: @Dr Awkward Its implied by the illustration
 Science: @Teechur: I don't like the Crunch version. I think it has a weird taste.
 Teechur: @jochenau @Science Raisin Bran Crunch is my current go-to breakfast. Plenty of raisins in there, too!
 tib gubb: SCANDAL
 Science: I'm not sure what's going on here, but I've found that there are always plenty of raisins in my raisin bran...
 Dr Awkward: They never specified the scoop size, to be fair.
 jochenau: I don't know where you buy your Raisin Bran but the stuff I get always has way more raisins than that.
 dangerkeith3000: I love Kellog's Raisin Bran. I'd be a shill for them if they paid me.
 Amy Housewine: They only had one scoop or raisins left, so they stuck a 'nana in there instead.
Image 209943   10-17-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
158
 
 Mr Bleak: @funny in the wall Is it shaped like a thingy?
 funny in the wall: @Mr Bleak nice reference! a turnip-as-god-intended for you. Also a plus
 Mr Bleak: @funny in the wall Wicked Child! Chairs are the work of Beelzebub! At our house Nathanael sits on a spike!
 Credible Hulk: wait, what movie is this?
 funny in the wall: i don't like that chair
Image 209942   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
Score:
226
 
 Felicity: umop apisdn auoyd jnok +liL
 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: it's some face recognition thing we evolved with that didn't bother to recognize upside-down faces. What really bothers me is that I don't know how many other things I'm processing wrong.
 DrinkMixMan: Tilt those frowns upside down!
 SpaceCow: I don't do what internet images tell me. Not since that grease fire, anyways.
 Dr Awkward: Why did my brain not see that until I flipped it?
 dangerkeith3000: *turns monitor upside down* HOLY SHIT!
 dangerkeith3000: I'm not on my phone. :(
 funny in the wall: that's not the proper usage of the word "tilt" but i have to say, this is fucking awesome
 kazzy94: *Homer Simpson scream*
Image 209941   10-17-17   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
224
 
 WaffleIron: @Wooden Spoon : You know I'm gonna guess 1$
 Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: "WaffleIron, come on down!" Everyone stares awkwardly at your stationary corpse.
 dangerkeith3000: @WaffleIron If you land on $1 you come back as a mummy.
 fanny: is this a bank dressed up for halloween?
 WaffleIron: Is this a funeral? Cause Id kinda want this at my funeral.
 Dr Awkward: Wait, is that a tiny security camera next to the wheel?
Image 209940   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Image 209939 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

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Score:
344
 
 Shay: Whistler's mother was a saucy lady.
 brian greene: fuck you weres me teef
 dangerkeith3000: Subtle use of the middle finger...nice.
 bug: I have to hold still for how long!? ...fine.
Image 209938   10-17-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
328
 
 Ulillillia: Por favor
 Shay: Screw Alyssa Milano, they started the #Me Too trend.
 Felicity: I like those glasses
 Bill Rye: how do you even get your hair to do that?
 DrinkMixMan: @Ihminen LOL (Loving Our Lord)
 Niels Bohr: Turn your phone upside down. ;)
 SpaceCow: Jesus says he love you but like a friend.
 dangerkeith3000: I think they took the "Let Jesus inside you" too literally.
 Warrax: Jesus use me to destroy the ozone layer.
 Science: Pretty sure that these are three guys singing in falsetto because it was the only way they could get into the biz
 Knice: I like a lady with hair that can withstand the heat of re-entry.
 Dr Awkward: These ladies make me uncomfortable. I may have to relinquish my username to one of them...
 funny in the wall: stephen's three sisters
 Greifer: Jesus No!
 Ihminen: Down To Forgive?
Image 209937   10-17-17   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
321
 
 dangerkeith3000: I'm a sucker for watercolor.
 Dr Awkward: "And a beautiful header for the goal wins Brazil the game!"
 Greifer: BADGER BADGER
Image 209936   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
578
 
 Bill Rye: @Christina We found them
 brian greene: pytonesk
 funny in the wall: it could grip it by the husk
 Mad Collager: @veryblue I'm glad somebody noticed.
 Christina: Where did you get those empty halves of coconut?
 Ulillillia: I know of Great Britain, there are more Britains?
Image 209935   10-17-17   Uploaded by    elronhubard
Score:
51
 
 Mr Bleak: @DrinkMixMan Steal the hard drive it's on.
 El hefe: There better be a designer purse in there full of cheese puffs and malted milk balls
 SpaceCow: Gift acher?
 dangerkeith3000: Get that apple car outta here.
 Warrax: You'll have my gifs when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.
 tib gubb: wow. what a beautiful human being
 Mad Collager: You can tell he takes lots of girlfriends, just get a load of all the horsepower under that hood!
 XLY: @Sadbot its a lamborghini so it probably caught fire on its own by now
 jochenau: A car like that with a license plate like that in Albuquerque? You're gonna have a real bad time.
 Off Topic: Yes please! Take away all the Gluten Free.
 DrinkMixMan: How can you "take" a gif?
 Felicity: Nice car ruined by bad owner
 Vinochet: If you want her you can have her
 a sedated moose: Douche-nana.
 Sadbot: This man only drives to places with tons of security cams, otherwise his car would surely be set on fire
 WaffleIron: As long as you bringerbacker
Image 209934   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
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