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268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

268288  smusher: Damn hipsters

268396  addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...

268399  addend: (Stops texting. Resumes regular life.)

268401  addend: @Knice That's exactly what the deer said. Right on topic.

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268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!



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 Mr Bleak: @DrinkMixMan Steal the hard drive it's on.
 El hefe: There better be a designer purse in there full of cheese puffs and malted milk balls
 SpaceCow: Gift acher?
 meh: Get that apple car outta here.
 Warrax: You'll have my gifs when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.
 tib gubb: wow. what a beautiful human being
 Mad Collager: You can tell he takes lots of girlfriends, just get a load of all the horsepower under that hood!
 XLY: @Sadbot its a lamborghini so it probably caught fire on its own by now
 jochenau: A car like that with a license plate like that in Albuquerque? You're gonna have a real bad time.
 Off Topic: Yes please! Take away all the Gluten Free.
 DrinkMixMan: How can you "take" a gif?
 iCEy: Nice car ruined by bad owner
 Vinochet: If you want her you can have her
 a sedated moose: Douche-nana.
 Sadbot: This man only drives to places with tons of security cams, otherwise his car would surely be set on fire
 WaffleIron: As long as you bringerbacker
Image 209934   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
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 cArdent: @Christina Pretty sure this one would do a better job than #209934
 Not A Bot: fixed that squeeking problem.
 Mad Collager: @Christina Took the words right outta my keyboard!
 Christina: GFtaker.
 madmax1: The Coming Out of Their Shells Tour
 Borkf: I'm sexy and I know it.
Image 209933   10-17-17   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
546
 
 Mad Collager: Sweeve
 Osiris: I want to see the arm and sleeve smeared with chocolate
Image 209932   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
773
 
 apoxia: @NashtasticVoyage Unless you live in the majority of the world that uses 230V power.
 omgpro: Huh? @XLY
 Dr Awkward: Did you try to Weon the outlet?
 XLY: If my name were weon I'd probably want to kill myself too
 NashtasticVoyage: Seriously, though, a shock from a regular electrical outlet in your home can hurt you, but generally won't kill an otherwise healthy person.
Image 209931   10-17-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
319
 
 SpaceCow: Needs a guitar solo and sparks being fired near the camera.
 bubbles: He's defying gravity! Fuck off, Einstein!
 Dr Awkward: This is, by definition, RAD
 skylark: Who needs E.T. punk?!
 tib gubb: savage
Image 209930   10-17-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
502
 
 Jennings: I wonder if the ear actually protrudes, or just articulately designed to look like that. I hope it protrudes, and flaps in the wind.
 Lorm Bembo: So fresh
Image 209929   10-17-17   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
222
 
 lecj07: I like the skulls under it. "Holy shit look at that thing!" "I'm not falling for THAT again."
 nanananana: Can dinosaurs get nachoss? Or did they have cloacas are something?
 Mad Collager: This stump is tres bon!
 Christina: Boney.
Image 209928   10-17-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
201
 
 psyops: You stick it up your butt.
 DarkTeddy: Thats a solid post. @WaffleIron
 WaffleIron: @whereslance : sometimes thats the way it works. My fresh copy of the 1985 computer buyers guide got regulated to my user page only.
 WaffleIron: Ahem... Beads, by Dre
Image 209927   10-17-17   Uploaded by    cishet
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 apoxia: Nup. I've got 11gb that just keeps rolling over every month. I'll never use it all.
 Sadbot: @Ihminen Yeah, I like how sharing amusing or interesting pictures has now metastized into relating everything to your own boring life.
 tib gubb: what i see is - "what are those humans up to? oh for fuck's sake"
 Ihminen: Oh what other horrors will await you next in the realm of the first world?!
Image 209926   10-17-17   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
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 Rocky XLVII: @Mad Collager It's Always Poopy in Philadelphia
 Mad Collager: Danny Devito as a child
 Dr Awkward: I make this face A LOT
Image 209925   10-17-17   Uploaded by    funy speling
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