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268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

268380  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268386  lecj07: @wordjones A naked dude fighting off a bunch of toddlers. Or, a naked baby juggler realizing he wasn't ready to try the under the leg toss.

268393  WetWilly: Mmmmmbloooom

268386  TurkeyVultureTed: @wordjones it's the statue at the U.S. I.C.E. headquarters.

268384  Side Boob: Everyone knows. Its not a secret.

268345  Side Boob: Good thing zombies dont exist.

268346  Side Boob: They seem nice.

268373  Zaxxoff: they still park like assholes

268358  Side Boob: Hemingway cats are the best.

268380  Zaxxoff: accurate if you own a weather dominator

268379  a robot: good friends serve as each other's butt pillow

268365  Not A Bot: letters or liters? I'll let you decide!

268381  Zaxxoff: yeah, but that was like 18 years ago.. and can you really be sure it was even tom hanks or just a guy that looked like tom hanks?

268282  Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268359  Mad Collager: Oh Braille No!

268376  NoRagrets: If a tree falls and lacks the ability to scream, would it try anyway?

268363  WTF: Mupboob

268373  WTF: I still don't see it.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268224 Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!



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Borp Mento uploaded 268167 (809 points)
bad tony uploaded 268318 (803 points)
wolfskin uploaded 268231 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
fisto uploaded 268258 (756 points)
moogerator uploaded 268274 (722 points)
PygmyGremlin uploaded 268286 (721 points)


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 3. E. HONDA: 3109 points
 4. toad: 2416 points
 5. time is wastin: 2416 points
 6. fanny: 2125 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 2018 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1640 points
11. Bacon Train: 1589 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
13. wordjones: 1480 points
14. east bay: 1480 points
15. originaluser: 1421 points
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 charmander: Definitely a premie.
 tib gubb: "must know bol, must be bol."
 Warrax: SQUEEEE!
 jazzjunkie: Why r u so smol
 tib gubb: newborn puppy - ready to do work.
Image 209922   10-17-17   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
215
 
 Science: @dangerkeith3000: You cannot kill what does not live
 Ulillillia: Pinche puto square square
 flushpuppy: Yeah, fuck Donald Trump, that Filipino dessert!
 tib gubb: i honestly can't tell if they're for or against
 cakefizzle: Since Trump is 71 and I'm only 36, I have an extremely good chance of outliving him and seeing his death in the news, and that cheers me up a tiny bit.
 funny in the wall: @Knice @korrok warned us
 MyPasswordAintPassword: Watch out the insult written smaller suggests you subconsciously feel intimidated and possibly affected by an inferiority complex, like when you tell something behind people's back instead of facing them. Try like this: FUCK YOU TRUMP YOU WILL BRING WW3 ON OUR HEADS
 Knice: I don't usually care for political bumper stickers (except for #121209), but I love this!
Image 209921   10-17-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
203
 
 Weather: @Unbathed who are you
 redpeepee: Mannequin Skywalker was better.
 Unbathed: Not shown: pipe, red/blue 3D glasses, hundreds of disparaging comments from outraged goons.
Image 209920   10-17-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
259
 
 Teechur: *whom
 Jak: @shipotle Steve Jobs is up there now; he could probably hook Jesus up with a MacBook
 boozer: Eve took a bite outta that apple.
 Prostata: @WaffleIron satanists obviously use FreeBSD because of the daemon.
 tib gubb: settle down there edgelord
 WaffleIron: @shipotle : yep, abrahamic religeons get the macs, eastern religeons use pc and all the clones. Atheists use Linux on whatever happens to run it.
Image 209919   10-17-17   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
174
 
 Ulillillia: @NotLancesLeftNut I didn't want to...until you brought it up.
 Haute and sweaty: Now let's all agree to never be creative again.
 deeeeeeeez: Drearplugs
Image 209918   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
360
 
 redrex: Sweet! Another Jesus related pic. I love the colors on the sweater. They really *pop*
 guccigucci: FTW! For the win! Wait..
 Dr Awkward: @Ulillillia LOL OMFD! Lots of love, oh my forgiving Dad!
 Ulillillia: OYD! Oh your dad!
Image 209917   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
292
 
 wolfpk: Here kitty kitty!
 SpaceCow: "Order now and you'll get these blades in addition. The preying mantis, fisherman's regret, the invisible sword, grenade knife, satan's femur, the sword made of bees, the phantom's wail, lil pokey and the bostonite sharpening stone which is also a knife!"
 Otterman: Chunky pup
 Bluetocracy: I'd show you how it works, but I don't have thumbs
 totaljihad: You can choose your payment between belly rubs, treats, ear scratches, good boy calling or ball/frisbee throwing.
 Knice: Stabrador Recleaver
Image 209916   10-17-17   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
456
 
 Bluetocracy: Corgi Art meets MS Paint
 chhumphrey: Breakin the rules in 16 bits
Image 209915   10-17-17   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
232
 
 Side Boob: Anti-social media
 Dr Awkward: Hypnotoad is better than social media
 hanky: Frog you.
Image 209914   10-17-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
209
 
 Christina: Rad for rad turtle.
 epitasis: What the shell??
 Dr Awkward: Just an image of a turtle in a skateboard is the reason I'm on the friendly spaceship. Weird cancer jokes need no my apply
 deeeeeeeez: The turtle represents the speed at which youll get the joke thst doesn't exist.
 Knice: Does mesothelioma fuck with your vision?
Image 209913   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
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