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216716  Uncle Phil: @Hokie333 Sounds like the rules of a drinking game: Drink every time Briscoe cracks a joke for act one, and for act two drink every time McCoy is off screen.

216730  Knice: Thanks, Spaceship. I guess I'll go buy a big truck and some guns now.

216652  Yurishiro: Having a kid-shaped hand can be a problem sometimes.

216726  PenguinBartender: *dun-dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun* All. My. Friends. Ride a Low Rider...

216654  Yurishiro: @dangerkeith3000 How old are you?

216655  Yurishiro: At first I thought the turtle was smoking.

216746  saluted: That girl's hair looks mulletish

216420  Knice: @VoR Aw yiss

216656  Yurishiro: Have you noticed this is a google street view image?

216736  fanny: I bet it smells great over there.

216719  Hokie333: @jazzjunkie How is that not +30 by now?

216746  Chocolate Pain: Will haunt you through a few Halloweens

216736  Mr. Shine: We get it, you smoke weed.

216728  AlexDeLarge: Good idea: finding Easter eggs on Easter morning. Bad idea: finding easter eggs on xmas day.

216642  Rev80: 2 seconds is all that separates humor from illegal porn.

216647  Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216731  AlexDeLarge: Aww, yiss. Mothafuckin arm hairs.

216732  AlexDeLarge: The only big daddy who lived to see his little sister reach adulthood.

216659  Rev80: But how do I transform into a d20?

216737  Yurishiro: This is bearly interracial.

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216656 Yurishiro: Have you noticed this is a google street view image?

216647 Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216648 Teechur: If you did the same thing to the first Dubai picture as you did to the first Russia picture, you would have IggI IABUD

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216613 Yurishiro: He's actually backwards jumping on a plane from the car.

216630 Teechur: "Forrest Jr. turned out ok, I guess. The grandkids, too. But I miss Jennay. And where is my box of choc-olates?"

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?



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Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: Definitely a premie.
 tib gubb: "must know bol, must be bol."
 Warrax: SQUEEEE!
 jazzjunkie: Why r u so smol
 tib gubb: newborn puppy - ready to do work.
Image 209922   10-17-17   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
215
 
 Science: @dangerkeith3000: You cannot kill what does not live
 Ulillillia: Pinche puto square square
 Felicity: Yeah, fuck Donald Trump, that Filipino dessert!
 tib gubb: i honestly can't tell if they're for or against
 dangerkeith3000: Since Trump is 71 and I'm only 36, I have an extremely good chance of outliving him and seeing his death in the news, and that cheers me up a tiny bit.
 funny in the wall: @Knice @korrok warned us
 Yurishiro: Watch out the insult written smaller suggests you subconsciously feel intimidated and possibly affected by an inferiority complex, like when you tell something behind people's back instead of facing them. Try like this: FUCK YOU TRUMP YOU WILL BRING WW3 ON OUR HEADS
 Knice: I don't usually care for political bumper stickers (except for #121209), but I love this!
Image 209921   10-17-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
203
 
 Weather: @Unbathed who are you
 Yurishiro: Mannequin Skywalker was better.
 Unbathed: Not shown: pipe, red/blue 3D glasses, hundreds of disparaging comments from outraged goons.
Image 209920   10-17-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
259
 
 Teechur: *whom
 Felicity: @shipotle Steve Jobs is up there now; he could probably hook Jesus up with a MacBook
 dangerkeith3000: Eve took a bite outta that apple.
 Prostata: @WaffleIron satanists obviously use FreeBSD because of the daemon.
 tib gubb: settle down there edgelord
 WaffleIron: @shipotle : yep, abrahamic religeons get the macs, eastern religeons use pc and all the clones. Atheists use Linux on whatever happens to run it.
Image 209919   10-17-17   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
174
 
 Ulillillia: @NotLancesLeftNut I didn't want to...until you brought it up.
 Haute and sweaty: Now let's all agree to never be creative again.
 deeeeeeeez: Drearplugs
Image 209918   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
360
 
 dangerkeith3000: Sweet! Another Jesus related pic. I love the colors on the sweater. They really *pop*
 Yurishiro: FTW! For the win! Wait..
 Dr Awkward: @Ulillillia LOL OMFD! Lots of love, oh my forgiving Dad!
 Ulillillia: OYD! Oh your dad!
Image 209917   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
292
 
 wolfpk: Here kitty kitty!
 SpaceCow: "Order now and you'll get these blades in addition. The preying mantis, fisherman's regret, the invisible sword, grenade knife, satan's femur, the sword made of bees, the phantom's wail, lil pokey and the bostonite sharpening stone which is also a knife!"
 Otterman: Chunky pup
 Bluetocracy: I'd show you how it works, but I don't have thumbs
 Yurishiro: You can choose your payment between belly rubs, treats, ear scratches, good boy calling or ball/frisbee throwing.
 Knice: Stabrador Recleaver
Image 209916   10-17-17   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
456
 
 Bluetocracy: Corgi Art meets MS Paint
 chhumphrey: Breakin the rules in 16 bits
Image 209915   10-17-17   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
232
 
 Side Boob: Anti-social media
 Dr Awkward: Hypnotoad is better than social media
 Yurishiro: Frog you.
Image 209914   10-17-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
209
 
 Christina: Rad for rad turtle.
 Yurishiro: What the shell??
 Dr Awkward: Just an image of a turtle in a skateboard is the reason I'm on the friendly spaceship. Weird cancer jokes need no my apply
 deeeeeeeez: The turtle represents the speed at which youll get the joke thst doesn't exist.
 Knice: Does mesothelioma fuck with your vision?
Image 209913   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
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