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268396  Sadbot: I vaguely recall an Oglaf about police who intervene when there's bad sex

268391  wolfpk: Pet is: A cat!

268400  Knice: Nature wants to speak to your manager.

268402  Knice: @lolnotrly Flerts ma turts.

268393  FormerLurker: Haha, remember when they wrote Black Home Sun? Ah, the 80s...

268378  PenguinBartender: I like the caption, but if they framed this out farther, it would have even better impact (showing the choir).

268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

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268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.



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 Jeffrat: Adorable trash-cat.
 Science: Sometimes I wonder how many of these get radded for the girl, and not the intended subject
 Mad Collager: So, sweetie, witch 'possum are you?
 Christina: That opossum is not so ugly.
 Warrax: I guess her sister's spell backfired.
 Otterman: Weird cat
 Bluetocracy: impossumble! I thought it was a witch.
 Prostata: someone's gonna get parasites
 Pront Remp: Ossum possum!
 chhumphrey: How many people will scream after they ask to pet pet her "cat"?
 PenguinBartender: "She keeps dressing me in different outfits no matter how many times I play dead!"
Image 209910   10-17-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
429
 
 brian greene: translation KEEP RIGHT
 Unbathed: Things to do before youre 70 or after youre 78.
 tib gubb: @Knice it's actually as much the destination as the destination
 wolfpk: Sign say "No Running"
 tib gubb: the view there is absolutely gorgeous
 chhumphrey: Well this is one alternative to having fiber in your diet.
 Side Boob: youtu.be/… nope nope nope nope nope
 Whatever: And you thought the sidewalks in YOUR neighborhood were bad...
 Knice: I don't need to be wherever that goes.
 fink: Are the boards kept together by big staples?? Also the sign says "DON'T LOOK DOWN"
Image 209909   10-17-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
164
 
 chhumphrey: @Yurishiro and unlike its nearest neighbor (Australia), the flora and fauna don't try to kill you at every turn
 Warren G Hardon: @Mister Beef It's not that small actually, it's larger than the UK.
Image 209908   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
327
 
 FabricMan: Principal ingredient of stomach fluid
 chhumphrey: @Yurishiro Yeah, but this has more of a burn to it
 Whatever: Draino does it better....
 Father Goose: Eh, that's nothing. Jack Daniels is 40%
 hammy: Goes straight through me tbh..
Image 209907   10-17-17   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
168
 
 Mr. Shine: @dangerkeith3000 I said on the right.
 nerdhulk: @Mr. Shine Some Serkis freak.
 Mr. Shine: Who is the creature on the right?
 chhumphrey: @deathawaits he was acquitted
Image 209906   10-17-17   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
268
 
 Peddy Tenderglass: @chhumphrey dang!
 Snowta: This reminds me of the first time I drove through Missouri: Guns, Fireworks, Cigarettes, Alcohol - ONE STOP SHOPPING!
 chhumphrey: Might want to rethink their diverse product lines
 earl: I also need handmade exploding cigarettes
Image 209905   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
450
 
 brian greene: beautiful russian brides
 salmiakki: Looks like her water broke.
 chhumphrey: The pain women will go to for beauty is sad... she's got to be freezing!
 WaffleIron: You two should hang out #209655
 charlemagne: kazakhstan, kazakhstan, so much greater then uzbekistan
 Mr. Shine: Couldn't afford a trip to the beach this year.
 prospector: You're blocking the road ma'am.
Image 209904   10-17-17   Uploaded by    grace
Score:
311
 
 Christina: Yet a better story than Twilight.
 chhumphrey: Interesting dance number
 Gringos: IT'S JUST 1 GRAY HAIR IF YOU LET ME PLUCK IT JESUS
Image 209903   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
380
 
 Nymphomania: Anne's pretty hot. Good going, Wil.
 funny in the wall: @grizzly i meant fatter, wesley was a stick
 chhumphrey: Searched the image and found this quote on the page: "My internal dialog at this moment is: I wish Nathan Fillion would sweep me off my feet."
 grizzly: @funny in the wall he doesn't look that fat.
 funny in the wall: The guy on the right is old and fat wesley crusher @Knice
 WTF: @Knice It's those two guys (and possibly that lady) from that thing! I loved them in that thing they were in!
 Knice: Should I know who these people are?
Image 209902   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
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 Not A Bot: Chapter 1: Using the U-bend Urination Technique to avoid dunking in the toilet.
 Ronick: Im getting deja vu
Image 209901   10-17-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
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