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216624  charlemagne: much like the yo-yo, the terrys chocolate orange was originally conceived as a weapon

216613  Robespierre: Nothing was "extreme" back in the '60s, @SpaceCow.

216625  tib gubb: when dealing with over-the-top spiciness, it's good to talk a big game

216590  VeeKay: Is it "things you see before you die" Bob?

216613  Robespierre: @Prostata I do! Straight into a white Bronco!

216594  VeeKay: Anatidaephobia amirite?

216630  lebron: "I shouldn't have given the ring to Frodo."

216593  Shay: Up "something, something" creek.

216626  Robespierre: Star light, star bright; first star ... WHOOMP!

216602  VeeKay: Same as Trump will when he's in court. "I've got dat dimesntsia hurr hurr hurr".

216625  Shay: If it's a Carolina Reaper (world's spiciest chili pepper), I'm gamed.

216605  VeeKay: Weak, but impressive.

216533  MasterTwig: "daylight saving time". It's not plural.

216595  Not A Bot: Hillbilly toilet roll holder

216630  jem: "I'm too old for this shit."

216617  tib gubb: you're not my mom, sign!

216614  VeeKay: Oh hell no, my second girlfriend!

216615  VeeKay: Demidog

216616  VeeKay: "When I win the Euro Millions I will glaze my windows with opals".

216598  SpaceCow: "classiced it."

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216436 FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.



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Score:
809
 
 Yurishiro: We need immortality serum for this guy.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: auto RAD jackie chan. we are hole in our head brothers!
 a robot: Always gonna be a rad for Jackie
 Not A Bot: ooh is that one of those double-wide office chairs
Image 209834   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
440
 
 Yurishiro: See kids? ALWAYS safe sex, or this happens.
 WaffleIron: That's not how you variegate!!
Image 209833   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
386
 
 Science: Return of the fly / You guinea pig / Human hands and feet / Yeah, you guinea pig
 Whatever: Heeelllp meeee
 Felicity: Brundleshop
 Warrax: Lookin' fly, fam.
 Felicity: Ill be staying at a Sheraton later this month
 Sandor: Who is buzzing who?
Image 209832   10-16-17   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
650
 
 Jabberwikket: Such a cute little stubborn jeff
 Shay: Trash doggy!
 Darmstadtium: That's a cute platypus!
Image 209831   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
468
 
 Yurishiro: False eyes are huge nostrils? Seems legit btw.
 Mad Collager: The small eyes intimidate predators too. Because eye nose things.
 WaffleIron: Better start preying!
Image 209830   10-16-17   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
203
 
 Yurishiro: The dogs have a remarkable handwriting.
 a robot: Shouldn't it be "we" rather than "I" since the note is signed from both of them?
Image 209829   10-16-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
158
 
 apoxia: You could buy two doughnuts in New Zealand for that price (if they're on special).
 RiderFan: Nothing is funny about this. This is actually what they are called.
 Shay: "So I went out with this woman who told me she had a yeast infection. I told her well bake me a fucking loaf of bread." - George Carlin
 Nope: I gotta yeast ring right here for yah
Image 209828   10-16-17   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
438
 
 LurkedMoar: @Side Boob Kree!
 Air Biscuit: @bug youd think so, but if RE5 taught me anything, that the magnifying glass will emit an overpowered one hit kill laser.
 bug: Wait, I think I know where this boss' weak spot is.
 Side Boob: Kree Jaffa! (stupid phone)
 FabricMan: If he stands in the right spot, it will reveal the location of the ark!
Image 209827   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
261
 
 piranharama: Lol!
 Spazstatic: Biggest lies in the smallest readable font.
 apoxia: It would be nice to have a y-axis to see the unit of measurement.
 MasterTwig: Not biggest. Just most common.
 Sadbot: in the olden days it was "under construction"
 Derp Herpigan: 5.7/10 no "40 day free trial"
Image 209826   10-16-17   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
34
 
 piranharama: "Tell my wife I was too dumb to use Private/Incognito mode"
 Scoo: I "loved" her. Once. Years ago.
 bug: @morrissey eh, I still kind of like the twist delivery.
Image 209825   10-16-17   Uploaded by    someguynameded
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