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268420  Big Baby: Miles

268405  sparename: Nice day for it

268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

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268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.



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Score:
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 a robot: @bug Hooray! Now I can continue with my plans to kill all humans!
 Annoying Vegan : Does this app have corgi mode?
 bug: Finally, we can automate cat pictures. Humans are no longer necessary in any step of the process.
 wolfpk: Help! Let me out!
 The Bees: Awesome
 tib gubb: gentlemen, we have reached the zenith of technology
 Darmstadtium: This technology is the pinnacle of all human endeavors, after thousands of years humanity finally reaches its goal.
 Ulillillia: Now I know what to get BILL DOOR for Christmas.
Image 209811   10-16-17   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
120
 
 WTF: I'm pooping because I have taken speed.
 Side Boob: Just use the trash can from #209813
Image 209810   10-16-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
210
 
 Hosebag: That's where the syrup comes from.
Image 209809   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
541
 
 Hokie333: @wolfpk They're reportedly not hard to hack, even when they don't have their default passcodes printed inside the access door.
 Ulillillia: I'm speeding because I have to poop.
 wolfpk: Either the sign was hacked, or it was the last day of the guy who set it.
 tib gubb: well somebody gets it
 Yam: I did, but I won't. Thanks.
Image 209808   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
373
 
 Hokie333: @trelyate you win.
 Hokie333: "Nevermore."
 trelyate: quoth the raven, "neverborkf."
 Urn BooUrn: @Fullhouse I'm please to say, I have no idea.
Image 209807   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Defiance
Score:
463
 
 Not A Bot: Less viral, more bacterial.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: im gonna shit here while i look at myself.
 wolfpk: Pretty bird..... and I don't give a damn what the cat says!
Image 209806   10-16-17   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
100
 
 Chest Rockwell: Stay classy. Also, stay in school.
 apoxia: Hey burglars, single mother and baby living in this house. Irresponsible male not present.
 BavidDowie: Her mom put those on
 Side Boob: Have you you considered not informing random strangers of your poor life choices?
 Nope: Maybe if you werent such a judgey...
 WaffleIron: Out of a's and d's at the minivan sticker store?
Image 209805   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
245
 
 omgpro: Those diagonal windows make it look like a hallway in the KING-TV building
Image 209804   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
336
 
 Air Biscuit: Wasent this a mad fold in or something?
 wolfpk: The Seal From Hell
 tib gubb: in the belly of the bork
Image 209803   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
602
 
 Hosebag: Yes, I will have a Heineken. In a bowl, please.
 wolfpk: Just three huys hanging out.
 Fantasy: Pass the remote or keep staring, son?
Image 209802   10-16-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
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