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216642  Yurishiro: The dog is actually about to piss on these Photoshop results.

216748  DerMantis: That look on his face. I bet he was planning this for about an hour.

216644  Yurishiro: Send nude memes.

216646  Yurishiro: Classic Jack

216648  Yurishiro: GOOD LORD Russians raise immortal geese since 1991!!!!!

216706  PenguinBartender: This looks like Aquaman from the DC cinematic universe, sans tattoos.

216716  Uncle Phil: @Hokie333 Sounds like the rules of a drinking game: Drink every time Briscoe cracks a joke for act one, and for act two drink every time McCoy is off screen.

216730  Knice: Thanks, Spaceship. I guess I'll go buy a big truck and some guns now.

216652  Yurishiro: Having a kid-shaped hand can be a problem sometimes.

216726  PenguinBartender: *dun-dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun* All. My. Friends. Ride a Low Rider...

216654  Yurishiro: @dangerkeith3000 How old are you?

216655  Yurishiro: At first I thought the turtle was smoking.

216746  saluted: That girl's hair looks mulletish

216420  Knice: @VoR Aw yiss

216656  Yurishiro: Have you noticed this is a google street view image?

216736  fanny: I bet it smells great over there.

216719  Hokie333: @jazzjunkie How is that not +30 by now?

216746  Chocolate Pain: Will haunt you through a few Halloweens

216736  Mr. Shine: We get it, you smoke weed.

216728  AlexDeLarge: Good idea: finding Easter eggs on Easter morning. Bad idea: finding easter eggs on xmas day.

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216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216711 Mad Collager: @99.9 Percent I hope you enjoy it, despite how you feel now. My son's a DJ, and the good ones can really get you happily lost in the music. If all goes well, you will be able to pay attention to the music, and let the poison thoughts recede for awhile. Good luck!

216681 ignatz: Let's be honest, he was formulaic and repetitive (like eg Matisse, Picasso, oh heck everyone I can think of!)

216656 Yurishiro: Have you noticed this is a google street view image?

216648 Yurishiro: GOOD LORD Russians raise immortal geese since 1991!!!!!

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216613 Yurishiro: He's actually backwards jumping on a plane from the car.

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216647 Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..



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Score:
861
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: God, I'm warm-blooded and nothing makes me feel that cozy.
 Annoying Vegan : Feel free to talk to me or my son whenever you feel like it.
Image 209769   10-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
590
 
 a robot: *squishing intensifies*
 Mr. Shine: Grrf
 tib gubb: get me outta here!
Image 209768   10-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
752
 
 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit but with a bit less chin.
 Niels Bohr: It's clearly GG Allin and Ellen.
 Air Biscuit: @Clim Tinties i think he looks like robbie rotten.
 Dr Awkward: This upsets and pleases me.
 Not A Bot: I want to find one of these so bad, I'm a huge TMNT fan and I'm immature as fuck.
 Sadbot: Let the fall sky
Image 209767   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
205
 
 Wooden Spoon: He's going into The Worm
 Yurishiro: I am pleased.
 Warrax: Good falling form there.
 UltraBeverly: Definitely put that one in your portfolio Sarah.
 Amy Housewine: I love all these new dances that the young folks have.
 Sage: Result of Image 209765?
Image 209766   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
293
 
 Wooden Spoon: I now have your license plate number and plan to steal your identity.
 Yurishiro: You're doing it wrong.
 BavidDowie: Yoshi LARP?
Image 209765   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
341
 
 Wooden Spoon: @jochenau: why not delicious soap juice?
 jochenau: I feel like I'm being sold something. Some kind of soap, or maybe fruit juice.
 Side Boob: Positive waves, man. Positive waves.
Image 209764   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
508
 
 ignatz: @Sadbot Also include after a momentary crisis or dramatic event, when everyone becomes gushingly talkative..
 Felicity: @Yurishiro Exactly. Whats antisocial about cell phones is people being mesmerised by them while theyre supposed to be paying attention to their friends. When I was in first-year university I carpooled with a friend and whenever he didnt want to talk or acknowledge me, I would read something. Thats when he would start talking to me
 tib gubb: yeah, but they are sharing a common pool of information
 DarkTeddy: Whenever i got eyestrain I stare off into space on transit. I think this is about the same as having something to read or aggro.
 Sadbot: The only people who interact with each other on public transportation either know each other or are looking to harass someone. The bus isn't your local dive bar or a singles mixer, it's getting from point A to point B, and maybe not having to deal with people who are so shitty their only social life is pestering strangers on a bus. #respecturbansolitude
 funny in the wall: ironically, i think the culprit is being grammed into a sardine can and have to give up one's personal space that makes us antisocial
 Yurishiro: I don't think every member of the family was reading the paper while dining all together without looking at each other but if a train full of stranger is the example we take, oooookaaaaaay!
Image 209763   10-16-17   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
323
 
 Air Biscuit: @jochenau on the internet, noone can tell if youve wiped your butt properly.
 Yurishiro: @Felicity are you crazy? They would shit on the DOOR for revenge
 Felicity: Maybe there should be toilet stalls that lock and dont let you out until you have cleaned them to at least where they were when you went in
 Yurishiro: @a robot you Just don't get modern art
 jochenau: @a robot I'm curious as to how they cleaned themselves up sufficiently to not be noticed by coworkers. But not curious enough to want to think about it any more.
 Dr Awkward: @a robot I think this image is just for projectile-shitting robots, not humans.
 BavidDowie: Food poisoning + shame =
 a robot: I mean for real I had to recently call the corporate-approved cleaning service to clean a toilet that was 100% covered in shit. I really don't understand the human biological processes that lead to this. Is your toilet at home also 100% covered in shit, or do you wait until you're in a public restroom to unleash your explosive diarrhea? Maybe I will never understand.
 Off Topic: Instructions unclear. Shit all over my waiter when asked if I wanted dessert.
 VeeKay: @Yurishiro 'apparently'
 Warrax: Depends on what your goals are, really.
 Yurishiro: Showering the toilet with feces is uncool.
Image 209762   10-16-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
234
 
 Yurishiro: Don't tell me..there's a tank behind me...
 Sadbot: Cannon for scale
 El hefe: Tanky McTankface
Image 209761   10-16-17   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
632
 
 jochenau: @Morpen Lungus Lapdogness is also an attitude.
Image 209760   10-16-17   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
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