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254193  a robot: No, I don't remember that either

254201  a robot: Why would a bird need boobs though. Even a sexy cartoon bird.

254209  queezy farm: Shes beautiful! A bit of advice, if I may. The HW treatment is pretty hard on them. The vet will likely tell you to keep her very calm, even crated if possible, for the duration of the treatment. This is very important to do, as activity can cause them to throw clots and die. Dont let her run around, take her to the bathroom on a leash and make her be calm. It will probably be hard to do as she l

254196  Ironass: I will love you to death!

254197  Mr. Shine: Micro-Turt.

254167  Side Boob: If you are ever on an empty plane like this, move to an aisle seat by the aft bathroom. You can look down the aisle and watch the plane bend :P

254169  Side Boob: Sideshow Bob's sister is kinda cute.

254183  Side Boob: They know the secret of the Wu-Tang Clan

254192  Side Boob: Someone say "WALK"?

254195  Side Boob: I am Muffin! Destroyer of worlds!

254194  charlemagne: if you hold in your farts, they travel up through your body and turn into bad breath and terrible ideas

254198  charlemagne: we'll be in your posse, but you need to make the effort too andre

254193  Not A Bot: pretty leiady and jabba atepizzahut

254206  bigjim: thatld be a total beautiful people wagon if it wasn't a hybrid.

254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)



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 FireBreathingMarmot: God, I'm warm-blooded and nothing makes me feel that cozy.
 Annoying Vegan : Feel free to talk to me or my son whenever you feel like it.
Image 209769   10-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
590
 
 a robot: *squishing intensifies*
 Mr. Shine: Grrf
 tib gubb: get me outta here!
Image 209768   10-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
752
 
 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit but with a bit less chin.
 Niels Bohr: It's clearly GG Allin and Ellen.
 Air Biscuit: @Clim Tinties i think he looks like robbie rotten.
 Dr Awkward: This upsets and pleases me.
 Not A Bot: I want to find one of these so bad, I'm a huge TMNT fan and I'm immature as fuck.
 Sadbot: Let the fall sky
Image 209767   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
205
 
 Wooden Spoon: He's going into The Worm
 Big Baby: I am pleased.
 Warrax: Good falling form there.
 UltraBeverly: Definitely put that one in your portfolio Sarah.
 Amy Housewine: I love all these new dances that the young folks have.
 Sage: Result of Image 209765?
Image 209766   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
293
 
 Wooden Spoon: I now have your license plate number and plan to steal your identity.
 aristocat: You're doing it wrong.
 BavidDowie: Yoshi LARP?
Image 209765   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
341
 
 Wooden Spoon: @jochenau: why not delicious soap juice?
 jochenau: I feel like I'm being sold something. Some kind of soap, or maybe fruit juice.
 Side Boob: Positive waves, man. Positive waves.
Image 209764   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
508
 
 ignatz: @Sadbot Also include after a momentary crisis or dramatic event, when everyone becomes gushingly talkative..
 Prombom: @Yurishiro Exactly. Whats antisocial about cell phones is people being mesmerised by them while theyre supposed to be paying attention to their friends. When I was in first-year university I carpooled with a friend and whenever he didnt want to talk or acknowledge me, I would read something. Thats when he would start talking to me
 tib gubb: yeah, but they are sharing a common pool of information
 DarkTeddy: Whenever i got eyestrain I stare off into space on transit. I think this is about the same as having something to read or aggro.
 Sadbot: The only people who interact with each other on public transportation either know each other or are looking to harass someone. The bus isn't your local dive bar or a singles mixer, it's getting from point A to point B, and maybe not having to deal with people who are so shitty their only social life is pestering strangers on a bus. #respecturbansolitude
 funny in the wall: ironically, i think the culprit is being grammed into a sardine can and have to give up one's personal space that makes us antisocial
 soccer: I don't think every member of the family was reading the paper while dining all together without looking at each other but if a train full of stranger is the example we take, oooookaaaaaay!
Image 209763   10-16-17   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
323
 
 Air Biscuit: @jochenau on the internet, noone can tell if youve wiped your butt properly.
 bad tony: @Felicity are you crazy? They would shit on the DOOR for revenge
 BaconCake: Maybe there should be toilet stalls that lock and dont let you out until you have cleaned them to at least where they were when you went in
 Soy Peso: @a robot you Just don't get modern art
 jochenau: @a robot I'm curious as to how they cleaned themselves up sufficiently to not be noticed by coworkers. But not curious enough to want to think about it any more.
 Dr Awkward: @a robot I think this image is just for projectile-shitting robots, not humans.
 BavidDowie: Food poisoning + shame =
 a robot: I mean for real I had to recently call the corporate-approved cleaning service to clean a toilet that was 100% covered in shit. I really don't understand the human biological processes that lead to this. Is your toilet at home also 100% covered in shit, or do you wait until you're in a public restroom to unleash your explosive diarrhea? Maybe I will never understand.
 Off Topic: Instructions unclear. Shit all over my waiter when asked if I wanted dessert.
 VeeKay: @Yurishiro 'apparently'
 Warrax: Depends on what your goals are, really.
 clayjar: Showering the toilet with feces is uncool.
Image 209762   10-16-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
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 Sharkface: Don't tell me..there's a tank behind me...
 Sadbot: Cannon for scale
 El hefe: Tanky McTankface
Image 209761   10-16-17   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
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 jochenau: @Morpen Lungus Lapdogness is also an attitude.
Image 209760   10-16-17   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
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