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228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

228480  Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.

228490  Prostata: @tokyopig that's Pat's Steaks in Philly. It's been there since 1930 and they're famously grumpy.

228480  FabricMan: It's okay. Those are Free & Gentle Tide Pods(tm)! They're perfectly safe to eat

228485  FabricMan: You're looking very healthy

228032  Science: @Matricii: That's what hirelings are for. Never go delving without them.

228488  Coach Teacher: Kevin Spacey's new shop.

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228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228301 charlemagne: I made the radiohead logo on my mario kart ds

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.



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 Mr Bleak: "For unto USA child is Corn"?
 Felicity: Children of a Lesser Corn
 VeeKay: Upvoted for children of the corn.
 Spazstatic: I was about to ask where @Knice was on this, but then I looked at the uploader.
 Felicity: Corn?
 WTF: I'm sick of these over-the-top birth announcements.
 Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship.
 RiderFan: Not illegal until the late 1980s.
 Warrax: Boom chok chok oomm num num ina
 jazzjunkie: TOO SOON
Image 209262   10-13-17   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
412
 
 Cami: This is the closest you'll get to a kick line with cats.
 a robot: I LIKE KITTIES
Image 209261   10-13-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
242
 
 El hefe: We used to have an auto accessory store in town called Rim Jobs
 a sedated moose: "Excuse me, Russell? I believe I specifically requested the hand job?"
 zrj235: line out front is surprisingly short
 Felicity: Give them a big hand on their opening
 grizzly: @Nope had me excited for a second.
 Nope: @tea Blowjobs Hair Salon, Anal Organizing Services, Doggy Style Pet Groomer, Bald Peach Waxing Salon.
 Nope: Also that was rhetorical
 Nope: Who wants to get jacked off by a bunch of drumsticks with a thumb and pinky attached.
Image 209260   10-13-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
153
 
 zrj235: ...so i put some lines in your lines so you can line while you line dawg
Image 209259   10-13-17   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
130
 
 savvoy: No problem gettin' Bubba to the field; it's gettin' him up into the tree stand that makes me hate hunting with him
Image 209258   10-13-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
390
 
 zrj235: @savvoy even if it burned my whole building down id probly let a dragon hang out
 savvoy: Slaygar the Fiery picks your bed, Timmy
Image 209257   10-13-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
152
 
Image 209256   10-13-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
385
 
 VeeKay: Yeah, so your on the right track but the wings need to be bigger and lose the holes, we will fly again.
 apoxia: This needs to make a comeback
 Spazstatic: The fake eyes help deter predators.
 BavidDowie: Armpit ventilation
 Nope: aww hug holes :)
Image 209255   10-13-17   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
313
 
 Spazstatic: The fake eyes help deter predators.
 Felicity: @RiderFan They should serve Big Mcs
 Whatever: Considering all the LSD inspired McDonald food characters like Mayor McCheese has anyone ever pondered that they were subliminally advocating cannibalism?
 savvoy: Thos eyes have seen too much
 RiderFan: @Warrax No, he is Irish. If it were MacDonald he would be Scottish.
 Warrax: Is Ronald McDonald scottish?
Image 209254   10-13-17   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
377
 
 Korrok: Kinky.
 Starky15: Behold, the Lemmywinks cannon.
 zrj235: Fallout 5 is lookin weird
 Hokie333: The laser sight is a nice touch. "We're gonna get that red dot for sure this time!"
 Teechur: Mew mew mew! Mew mew! Mew mew mew mew!
 RiderFan: I like the outfit: Bandana, button down white shirt, denim shorts, pantyhose, but more sensible shoes would have helped.
 Derp Herpigan: Beware the power of the catling gun.
Image 209253   10-13-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
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