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262397  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know how this is going to go...

262399  Mr Bleak: I hate that font: I misread it as "Petting Poo" and totally dissed the idea.

262402  Mr Bleak: That she takes a cat shopping for wine is a good sign of incipient Crazy Cat Ladyhood.

262404  Mr Bleak: Did you keep the receipt on the two kids in case they are defective?

262590  dobbiesdoogs: such warm

262599  georgerino: What do the teachers do with these cuties?

262598  sparename: So does an "069" mean that you have a large spectator?

262596  sparename: I thought it was a bit too polite for Alf Garnett

262597  glowstick: Derek looks fairly stern no parties tonight.

262586  Joseph: Mlemlem.

262405  Mr Bleak: Do you never knock?

262414  Mr Bleak: UPS deliver cats now?

262596  boomboomboom: I feel like Stan Lee might come out as the Creator some day in a Marvel Movie.

262594  dobbiesdoogs: you should see what they spent on candles

262595  youshall: "Clerics are forbidden by their religious codes from using edged weapons. Thus, a mace or a sling could be used by a cleric, but a sword or bow could not."

262595  steve: they work like the healing staffs from RPGs

262430  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ah! OK - Treaty of Rouen B

262580  Felicity: @Duld Grunongus But he can't start on Monday

262584  tib gubb: beer is gross, but also delicious

262494  Felicity: As long as it works, I don't mind

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140
 
 Vald Dampumbies: Merry Stankhoes to all, and to all a good night!
Image 208965   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Loft Plemongus
Score:
344
 
 Rirt Floble: Kids are so stupid.
 Frelm Brombies: I'm sorry, officer. I thought it was someone shouting that the roof was on fire, and I was not about to let the mother f**ker burn.
 Vaple Plongo: Rad for newspaper copy set in Times
 Dimp Flungo: @dangerkeith3000 You're too fire.
 Frirm Drumoble: New Mixtape is my stripper name.
Image 208964   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Cruple Rempongus
Score:
172
 
 Varbo Grunumple: @westerner Did you mean "on" or "along" here? I wonder if "along" is a switcherino.
 Jople Horpongus: Fuck your sleep
Image 208963   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Hirb Drumungo
Score:
380
 
 Trulm Grombies: Muckman and Joe Eyeball
 Frerbo Morpombies: This looks familar
 Hong Morpongo: I had this toy as kid, so much ooze.
 Merbo Grunungo: @dangerkeith3000 I don't think that was this characters name. Toxie was just in toxic crusader/avengers, but this is a TMNT character. His whole thing was he & the little green guy in his garbage can-backpack were garbage men, then ooze, now literal garbage-men (so, Toxie, but kid friendly & not the toxie cartoon, which was weird with how clean it was)
 Gerb Grupert: This takes me back.
 Dirbo Plemombies: Fuck yeah, Toxie
Image 208962   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Pople Plungo
Score:
395
 
 Pampo Drumungo: A blind guy in China had a couple pet bears because he thought they pups when he found them.
 Vaft Plemumple: Teach it to ride a bicycle.
 Jirbo Cremuble: "Well-meaning ignoramuses with no actual knowledge of wildlife" can be said of most U.S. citizen/North American animal interactions
 Down Rempopert: CATS ARE NICE
Image 208961   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Verm Albuble
Score:
741
 
 Crengo Albumbies: @Shay There is: they taste good. Porkish, but low in fat.
 Rawn Grupert: Capybaras do look rad and chill AF to have as a pet, but there must be a good reason why they're not widely domesticated as pets.
 Parbo Brongo: This whole site's gone CapyCRAZY!
 Peple Horpoble: they should just rename capybaras RADbaras
 Hempo Floble: Found Puppy.
Image 208960   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Gown Flumumple
Score:
115
 
 Frild Horpumbies: ...and these are their stories *bonk bonk*
Image 208959   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Rurbo Albungus
Score:
198
 
 Freft Brongus: @Felicity everyone and everything else is made of chocolate so we can assume he craps actual chocolate.
 Lald Albongo: @FunkyDrunk Also, either the planet will get so small it wont be able to hold on to its atmosphere, or he will poo out enough mass to maintain the size of the planet but will be living on a planet made of poo
 Hurb Flumumbies: @FunkyDrunk If he has sex with the chocolate, and impregnates it, it can give birth to more chocolate which he can then eat.
Image 208958   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Pulm Albupert
Score:
466
 
 Morb Drumomple: Do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and Master, The Queen?
 Lelm Albungo: "Do you have the pink slime that's not pink, but just a sort of varicose color?"
 Frimpo Grongus: h.r. giger is pleased
 Vorb Flumombies: Found puppy.
 Hango Flumongo: Clever girl...
 Thungo Gromple: That's a big cat
 Lift Plungus: "My, what an interesting shadow."
Image 208957   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Geld Drumongo
Score:
352
 
 Trerbo Brungus: This isn't weed, doc.
 Bumpo Dampungo: NoTalkingPlz
 Crarbo Morpomple: Finally Daffy got control of the artist's brush and had his revenge for "Duck Amuck".
 Pompo Plemopert: Internet: where men are men, women are also men, and some of both are cats
 Delm Grunumple: Why is Bugs still smiling? That looks painful.
Image 208956   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Lumpo Flumongo
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