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237839  some guy : "Oh my damn" -- Martin Lawrence

237800  Butcherboy: I dont like this

237684  some guy : Instructions unclear, drove 55 on I-54 to fifth ave while drinking quarter tank gasoline.

237798  Mr. Shine: Are these from ALDI?

237800  Mr. Shine: "GET 'EM!!"

237687  some guy : or mug

237392  Mr Bleak: Elon Musk launch prototype.

237398  Mr Bleak: Groot: Spiky edition.

237400  Mr Bleak: @Astanapan My guess would be there is a bar nearby...

237824  barfolomew: @Captain Marsupial this one not sexy enough for you?

237819  Mr. Shine: @glenalec that's how I did it. Good job!

237403  Mr Bleak: @VeeKay I have. :blush:

237699  some guy : Windowlicky

237823  Mr. Shine: Somebody died for that.

237408  Mr Bleak: Had to visit a customer, so I put on my suit and noticed something in the pocket. Started pulling it out and ... it was very red, very lacy, and Herself had noticed. Now, I *knew* is wasn't underwear, or if it was I had no idea how it got there, but I was crapping myself - who would believe that knickers "appeared" in my pocket without my knowledge? I opened it, and ... A red hairnet, from my last visit to a chocolate factory.

237838  tib gubb: #woke

237810  tib gubb: ...tempting, but i'm gonna have to pass on that one

237837  jochenau: Even the ants are asking: "What is this, a website for zooplankton?"

237411  Mr Bleak: Looks like a normal day in Detroit...

237812  tib gubb: i need that for taking elfies

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237696 hajjpodge: Kim Jong Un's side business.

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237594 XLY: its a percentage of the service quality, not the total $ amount

237623 grizzly: That mother clucker...

237582 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb YES

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237588 Felicity: @a robot Ah, thank you!

237717 E. HONDA: that means they won't put them in a fashionable hospital gown

237612 fanny: @fanny (about the mega) vvvv

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11. homeless: 2182 points
12. burritos: 2112 points
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 Bubo: Let's have more of these! I did a wedding where the couple came in to the Muppet Show theme tune - why not?!!!
 Minnesotan: @Robespierre :goonsay: that is clearly a combine harvester and not a baler
 Robespierre: That rig's gonna bale the two of them any second now ...
 Minnesotan: Stardew Valley meets Farm Sim 17
 Side Boob: What in the gates of hell is that truck?
Image 208953   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Emoji
 Hosebag: Mondays. Am I right?
 Mr. Shine: Deacon in the streets, demon in the sheets!
 dangerkeith3000: "I left the money on the dresser"
 Prostata: same time next week?
 Amy Housewine: Latahz
 Dr Awkward: "Take 2 cyanide pills and call me in the morning"
Image 208952   10-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Hosebag: 1969.
 Robespierre: Strategic plant placement, this.
Image 208951   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
 NoRagrets: @dangerkeith3000 No need to waste perfectly good meat
 Mr. Shine: @dangerkeith3000 Cat: "It's what they would have wanted. Totally."
 dangerkeith3000: It's creepy that cats eat their owners when they die
 Catcat: Realistic depiction of how impossible it is to get up once a cat curls up in your lap
Image 208950   10-12-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 Spazstatic: @sporky nice Geodude.
 Teechur: Might want to get that waffle checked out.
 dangerkeith3000: Sky Blue
 sporky: Nice geode, bro.
Image 208949   10-12-17   Uploaded by    mickeyd
 sparename: Oscat?
 fanny: that was a great scroll down! :-D
Image 208948   10-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Mr. Shine: Yeeha! Quite jaunty!
 Mr. Butt: Yeah, well, the Jerk Store called...
 a sedated moose: The Headless Shrimp Man!
Image 208947   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Spazstatic
 Prostata: snowy moofloof
 VoR: Tilt my head with AG. Tilt phone to head. AG tilted. Repeat until correct. Aaaaah
 sporky: He can't put his finger on it, but something about the Spaceship seems different today...
Image 208946   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Yam
 Hosebag: I don't want to see those feet.
 Mr. Shine: Mondays.jpg
 OldKentuckyShark: I've never understood how individual toed socks could be comfortable.
Image 208945   10-12-17   Uploaded by    franktank
 Horp Lello: Me too @Ihminen!
 Niels Bohr: Good on ya Garry goat
 Hosebag: But you didn't say which KIND of grass.
 dangerkeith3000: Australia: Goat can eat grass legally. USA: Trump is destroying the country.
 Amy Housewine: This sets an important precedent for others who wish to eat grass in Sydney.
 sporky: This goat is the GOAT
 Ihminen: yes! legalize grass!
Image 208944   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
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