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257511  Mr. Shine: Heavenly!

257511  VeeKay: Dat ass

257510  SuedeOxford: When wondering whether someone has made a a statement with a self-deprecating joke or they've simply been a crappy human being, the answer is usually the latter.

257453  Annoying Vegan : @Mad Collager Ive no idea, but its possible to have custom printed fabric, so perhaps that is how

257482  Robespierre: Expiry date clearly past

257519  Peter Pantsless: CATS ARE NICE

257509  WTF: There is this guy in the UK that made a completely sealed closed-system terrarium like 40 year ago and the plants are still alive.

257484  Robespierre: Relax - clearly your boss has no dick

257485  Robespierre: One of the boys

257486  Robespierre: Termayter turkles

257487  Robespierre: Doggo thinks: Soon

257492  Robespierre: Everyone's playlist is rubbish

257470  VeeKay: Not enough drowning deaths in the United States

257472  VeeKay: Run in there even if you don't have a weapon

257494  Not A Bot: there are two things in the world that i love: oversimplified politics and anime

257476  VeeKay: @Shay Meh. Both dead.

257508  SuedeOxford: Mom?

257499  Mr. Shine: @Yam Mine was the Oblivion Express graphic, and I saved the box because it had funny graphics. I just realized it might be worth some money now.

257486  VeeKay: Middle guy is doing an epic Spongebob meme liek DOnt PicK uP TRUTlres

257490  VeeKay: Oh yeah, that weak meme that was funny for about 5 fucking seconds

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257247 necronomicon: I dont believe in Mitt Romney

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257476 VeeKay: @Shay Meh. Both dead.

257243 Side Boob: Arc flash is a hell of a thing

257232 Scoo: Nice abs

257199 savvoy: realizes he's part of the problem

257233 Robespierre: Lab-volution in action

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257414 Mad Collager: @Whatever They could wear special jerseys!

257223 drtofu: Spelled generics wrong



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McBomalds uploaded 257073 (796 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (784 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (771 points)
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Laree uploaded 257199 (736 points)
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BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (727 points)


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 5. Amy Housewine: 2475 points
 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2411 points
 8. Side Boob: 2315 points
 9. Scoo: 2100 points
10. rip odb: 1999 points
11. Mr. Shine: 1975 points
12. CompletelyJoking: 1792 points
13. Sharkface: 1764 points
14. Hyphae: 1758 points
15. Prombom: 1757 points
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451
 
 Air Biscuit: @Himesama leave all the lights off all of the time and buy a solar powered lantern to use at night.
 Cami: I thought of the Rick and Morty light switch scene.
 Himesama: Just leave every light off for as long as you can. Natural light is better.
 Butcherboy: The bottom left screw isn't aligned.
 joxxuh: I tell you: the left switch is the one that is on the left side. Onbthe other side (right side) yiu find the switch which is the right switch. The left switch is on left from the right one, which is on the other side, called the right side.
 Side Boob: I just bought wi-fi lights and an Echo and don't care any more :P
 Zukero: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
 Ihminen: it took me the first 2 years of owning my car to remember wich way to turn the key to lock and unlock the door
 WaffleIron: Wire them once, remember forever.
Image 208929   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
398
 
 SpaceCow: Followed by partly shrunken heads until late in the evening.
 Mr. Shine: @FabricMan It was right, though.
 FabricMan: Weather forecasts are getting bizarre
 Mr. Butt: SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
Image 208928   10-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
341
 
 BavidDowie: This is how they date the earliest known colonoscopy.
 Mr. Shine: "We saw what you did there."
 bug: Sunday forecast...
 Callahan: This is frightening
 ethernet: WE ARE HUNGRY.
Image 208927   10-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
337
 
 Bubo: That Callaghan cartoon: a fly spreading brown stuff on toast from a jar labelled "I Can't Believe It's Not Shit" - just been making chocolate spread sandwiches for my wife (post-operation) & pissing myself with laughter.
 humanfog: @copunter agreed
 sparename: They now make their money by overpricing Crematorium Urns
 Air Biscuit: I cant believe the butter is gone.
 Hosebag: I can't believe it's not memories of butter.
 Himesama: Making you into desserts. I love you butter.
 jimbiscuit: Paula Dean's Memoirs...
 electrode: And all these... moments... will be lost, like butter... in the pan.
 Greifer: aah, the old days
 cenecia: Butter, forever in my heart.
 copunter: waiting for butter days ahead
Image 208926   10-12-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
406
 
 El hefe: Get me ome peanut butter
 SharkysMachine: This some good weed, Stimpy
 peeper: Snoop doggy dogg!
 ignatz: Aderpable
Image 208925   10-12-17   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
343
 
 El hefe: @Robespierre it's a nude beach
 Sharkface: Your girlfriend would look better in a bikini.
 Himesama: Tell your girlfriend to stop pouting on vacation
 omgpro: This seahorse is weird.
 Side Boob: Can your girlfriend swim?
 WaffleIron: Standard romance novel cover.
Image 208924   10-12-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
262
 
 Hokie333: @fanny "I mean, when you say you're in Paris, whatever you do in Paris, it has this veneer of sophistication. It's like, Paris! 'I had lunch in Paris', 'I was shopping in Paris', 'I took a shit in Paris'... Some guy says 'I took a shit in Baltimore.' 'Git da fuck outta here!' "--Richard Belzer
 soccer: Accommodations at the Hipster Hotel, Paris, leave something to be desired for non-hipsters.
 fanny: you don't go to paris to crap, so who cares?
 Mr Bleak: @jeffrey If you have to ask, you seriously don't want to know. And you really don't want to touch the handle.
 Booty Kicker: Think what you want, Paris is magical.
 raditzu: Paris - overrated nowadays.
 Zukero: Standard flat in Paris, unless you're a bilionnaire.
 ignatz: Welp, the ad wasn't lying..
Image 208923   10-12-17   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
151
 
 sparename: If you know what's good for you, don't examine *MY* fingers
 Hosebag: @Felicity All RIGHT. What about Cliff Richards?
 Black Jesus: Cool, new season of /Young Ones/
 Zukero: Looks like an analog game of tetris to me.
Image 208922   10-12-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
129
 
 charlemagne: goodbye moonmen
 Youll Cowards: MySpace just got real.
 WaffleIron: Have you tried rebooting it?
 a sedated moose: Is this "The Cloud?"
Image 208921   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
293
 
 Air Biscuit: Look for a blockbuster, its the only way to be sure.
 wolfpk: @ethernet Yeah, our last one closed only six months ago
Image 208920   10-12-17   Uploaded by    NotHuman
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