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258378  Spazstatic: Huh, that's not what the flag means to me.

258374  sparename: Don't skip tyre day

258332  ignatz: They did work for an outfit called the Asylum tho..

257459  Mr Bleak: I'd watch it.

257468  Mr Bleak: He followed the iPhone instructions, is all.

257469  Mr Bleak: Dr. Seuss reboot looking good "The Cat Is The Hat".

257474  Mr Bleak: @Shay Tell him Nickelback and he'll go away faster.

257477  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know where --this-- is going.

257479  Mr Bleak: Who doesn't?

258337  charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258383  WTF: She was asked by the flight attendant to "please, put your seat back forward".

258268  Felicity: In a restaurant, in a West End town

258272  Felicity: Excellent

257276  Magdra: licorice smelled like death

258299  Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258285  Felicity: Total Perspective Vortex

258292  Felicity: Now to build them into hot rods and pretend they're gifts for the prince

258386  a robot: Klassy!

258394  withak: Arnold as a person is maybe not so good, but Arnold as hunky man-candy is pretty great

258394  randomhobo: I also can hold up a snifter of cognac

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2. dangerkeith3000
3. Robespierre
4. Scoo
5. tib gubb
6. Knice
7. Side Boob
8. Shay
9. Solemn
10. a robot

The top ten most commented-on images today:

258337 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

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angry uploaded 258013 (812 points)
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chemical uploaded 257894 (768 points)
god666 uploaded 258015 (763 points)
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my wheelhouse uploaded 258155 (756 points)
salmiakki uploaded 257890 (754 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 258302 (752 points)

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 5. E. HONDA: 2291 points
 6. NotHuman: 2224 points
 7. god666: 2117 points
 8. DerMantis: 1828 points
 9. bromide: 1819 points
10. burritos: 1764 points
11. logan: 1740 points
12. cran vodka: 1684 points
13. Drunk Orc: 1670 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1668 points
15. nathan: 1661 points
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 Not A Bot: Haters gonna hate
 charlemagne: the court rules that you only walked for three days and two lonely nights
 ThoughtlessGentleman: hadyata. hadyata. dundundun dud duh dundidlelun dahdah.
 FabricMan: @WaffleIron Hadyata!
 WaffleIron: I'll be the man who walked 1000 miles and fell down in your court.
Image 208834   10-11-17   Uploaded by    runny999
 Skaalar: That unicorn mayonnaise is really potent stuff.
 Knice: You say it like it's a bad thing?
 Cami: Hey...
 Ulillillia: Lots of guys do that with their girlfriend, stop bragging
Image 208833   10-11-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
 Bubo: There is much Mr Manson has to say that would enlighten us all.
 Thurb Grunombies: Must be bright in that room
 San DoDo: Aliens
 grizzly: Mr. Manson is my father's name. Dr. Manson, please.
 sparename: This IS the new shit, honest
 ChubbyBuddy: I hope you all brought your lunchboxes
Image 208832   10-11-17   Uploaded by    fullofwind
 illBilliam: I think I see a bladder.
 Dr Awkward: Oranloons? Ballorgans?
Image 208831   10-11-17   Uploaded by    house md
 Bubo: No point.
 jazzjunkie: I can dig it
 sirgallium: terrible posture. the neck should be going up not out.
 Not A Bot: It's stupid but I laughed anyway
 Donut: "Don't look, son. He's got a brass instrument."
 Gomi Day: keep on truckin'
Image 208830   10-11-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
 Dr Awkward: @Peddy Tenderglass Giddy-up!
 Dr Awkward: @ChubbyBuddy @Borb Prembus In the Muslim world, it is assumed that everyone "does the dirty work" with the left hand, and therefore, you should eat with your right hand. Much like halal and kosher food traditions, it makes historical sense in terms of avoiding spreading of germs and getting ill (no readily available soap and water, no refrigeration, etc...)
 ChubbyBuddy: @Borb Prembus wipe lefty, inject into toe webs
Image 208829   10-11-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
 Greifer: dogs love it
 WaffleIron: In the proud tradition of Groucho Marx and Alan Alda.
Image 208828   10-11-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
 Skaalar: Bouncy bouncy! Oooooh such a good time!
 Donut: And in this corner, future spinal cord injuries!
Image 208827   10-11-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
 Bubo: Gorgeous.
 Skaalar: Mine are prettier.
 lebron: @when so Holy loly
 Dreforian: I didn't know there were blue dandelions!
 WaffleIron: Eyes are kinda gross up close.
 Dr Awkward: Balls.
 when so: What a lovely... sphincter.
Image 208826   10-11-17   Uploaded by    burritos
 Flarmie: 9/10 would pet
 Donut: I'm confused, now I'm happy, now I'm really happy...nope, back to confused again.
Image 208825   10-11-17   Uploaded by    twitter
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