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221435  kate shutupton: *Yeah you're all smug now but guess who's gonna be a yellow lab as soon as the humans are gone*

221410  a robot: Humans identified.

221412  a robot: Just when I think I've heard them all, someone goes and comes up with a brand new euphemism for penis.

221346  static xyz: @RiderFan this is why they hate us!

221426  LieutenantTofu: "Please, Laura, even if it IS a rerun, suicide isn't the answer! ... Laura! Are you still there?"

221421  El hefe: Adt monthly fees are unnecessary

221434  TheTakeDown: This is amazing

221404  Hokie333: "Used"?

221425  a robot: Yes, ok, let's make fun of a child's looks. Or, on second thought, how about we DON'T. For fuck's sake.

221434  Beerarchy: ooooooh. Now that is one shiny star angel.

221401  addend: Panels 2, 4, and 6 FTW.

221419  Hokie333: You gotta watch for the fact that network speeds are measured in mbps--mega*bits*/sec. Divide that by ten (8 bits per byte plus some overhead) to get capital-B MegaBytes/sec. And you still have disclaimers for individual server speeds and load, network congestion, slow WiFi like @danny said, etc.

221402  addend: (Opens lunchbox. Sees a power strip covered in tuna salad.)

221433  White Male: I'm a people pigeon

221406  addend: Game over. You can never use that account again.

221433  sodamachine: Ah the Burger King in Glasgow Queen Street train station. It's bad I can tell that just from that picture.

221407  addend: (Buys color inkjet refills.)

221366  DrinkMixMan: i'd pay some money never to have to see visual puns about these guys' names ever again

221411  addend: If you do the latter, the former will happen, too. :(

221406  redbranch: "a friend"

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221352 El hefe: This is fine

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221214 glenalec: @raditzu - it's like social media - you are the product

221357 Ulillillia: @Robespierre We need you here to keep us Gen-Xers in line

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221273 BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

221309 tib gubb: @grizzly not to quote a bad movie (star wars is a bad movie) but, who's the bigger fool? the fool, or the fool who follows him?

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Score:
718
 
 Mr Bleak: Any lap in a storm.
 tib gubb: he doots as he lived, with a beer in each hand and his feet on backwards...
 Dan Tagonistic: Whats happened to his feet?
 Shay: Seems like he knew his fate when he was double fisting those beers.
 Ulillillia: SEE, CATS ARE NICE.
 Not A Bot: Man you eva get some waffle house beautiful people?
Image 208799   10-11-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
535
 
 BavidDowie: One prostetic-sport leg, wearing backpack under parka. Right?
 Side Boob: She's about to enter warp
 Skinr: @caitelyn Just noticed that switcherino XD
 Greifer: baba yaga
 WaffleIron: "CooOOOme to me my child!"
Image 208798   10-11-17   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
335
 
 Felicity: The falls-count-anywhere rule for the hardcore title was awesome
 Annoying Vegan : @fanny If it is, Im super impressed!
 Robespierre: No, @fanny, it is actually a BELT. Thinks John, "They'll never find it in HERE." Think again.
 fanny: is this actually a cake?
Image 208797   10-11-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
449
 
 Felicity: Gilliamesque
 Wooden Spoon: Just like the Juke Box business, the Car Juke Box business is tun by the mob.
Image 208796   10-11-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
424
 
 Bubo: A friend worth keeping, who will defend you to the end.
 2Berries: Ratchet with hatchet
 deeeeeeeez: This is why you never go to Ren Fest sober....
 wolfpk: Word of advice: don't stand her up.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: honestly as a fan of axes you use for reals thats a great axe.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: thats a business axe.
 Dr Awkward: @fanny Damn, you win.
 Greifer: she's a keeper... of your dungeon...
 fanny: axl rose
 Knice: That stem musta been tough as hell.
 Dr Awkward: Go ahead, ax me what this rose is for.
Image 208795   10-11-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
187
 
 Felicity: Note: do not place empty baskets there while she is still using it
Image 208794   10-11-17   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
119
 
 Felicity: Everyone get back to your Hells
 Air Biscuit: @WaffleIron same but its a shame no one else made it out.
 WaffleIron: I enjoyed Cube.
Image 208793   10-11-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
211
 
 Sadbot: @WaffleIron @Knice I don't get this, but I was always schist when it came to geology
 WaffleIron: Nice Gneiss @Knice !
 Knice: That's a gneiss router you've got there.
Image 208792   10-11-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
387
 
 Dr Awkward: @Ulillillia Hmm, yes, you make a valid point. That being said, I probably ought to support my local NPR station too.
 Dr Awkward: @ThoughtlessGentleman Your body needs water, so drink that shit!
 Shay: Ummmm, no thanks, I'll pass. I don't want to read books about doing the dirty with your mother.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Dr Awkward is it what i think it is? cause if it is and deodorant....... is nah spensive then we friends.
 Ulillillia: @Dr Awkward Just $9 makes the grilled sloin burgers go away
 Dr Awkward: I wish I was purple so I could share this appropriately grilledsloinwww.youtubeburgerwatch?v=GlKLEpnSp8
Image 208791   10-11-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
247
 
 Mr Bleak: I haven;t been there for a while, but I'm sure I would have remembered a giant lollipop just outside if had been there.
 Science: Stonehenge - where the demons dwell; Where the banshees live
 Felicity: @SkidSolo True. The henge part of the name refers to the grass berms around the stones, not the stones themselves. The red pin marker is not on them either, sadly :-)
 Robespierre: @SkidSolo You're not the least bit sorry! CANADIAN!
 SkidSolo: Sorry, that was to @Robespierre and @fanny
 SkidSolo: Well, no, Stonehenge isn't in fact a henge at all. It's all to do with the ditch.
 Robespierre: It seems henge-ier than most.
 fanny: the best henge imho
 WaffleIron: I mean, the picture was taken from SPACE. Satellites in LEO move at around 8km a second. Very little time offset leads to a translation of the co-ordinates. If you can't find stonehenge from the marker then maybe you need more help than your phone can give you.
 wolfpk: Missed it by that much!
Image 208790   10-11-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
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