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258378  Spazstatic: Huh, that's not what the flag means to me.

258374  sparename: Don't skip tyre day

258332  ignatz: They did work for an outfit called the Asylum tho..

257459  Mr Bleak: I'd watch it.

257468  Mr Bleak: He followed the iPhone instructions, is all.

257469  Mr Bleak: Dr. Seuss reboot looking good "The Cat Is The Hat".

257474  Mr Bleak: @Shay Tell him Nickelback and he'll go away faster.

257477  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know where --this-- is going.

257479  Mr Bleak: Who doesn't?

258337  charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258383  WTF: She was asked by the flight attendant to "please, put your seat back forward".

258268  Felicity: In a restaurant, in a West End town

258272  Felicity: Excellent

257276  Magdra: licorice smelled like death

258299  Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258285  Felicity: Total Perspective Vortex

258292  Felicity: Now to build them into hot rods and pretend they're gifts for the prince

258386  a robot: Klassy!

258394  withak: Arnold as a person is maybe not so good, but Arnold as hunky man-candy is pretty great

258394  randomhobo: I also can hold up a snifter of cognac

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1. Mr. Shine
2. dangerkeith3000
3. Robespierre
4. Scoo
5. tib gubb
6. Knice
7. Side Boob
8. Shay
9. Solemn
10. a robot

The top ten most commented-on images today:

258337 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

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sergeant uploaded 257877 (995 points)
Cyka uploaded 257885 (887 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 258044 (838 points)
Jonananathan uploaded 257907 (820 points)
angry uploaded 258013 (812 points)
InfiniteZero uploaded 258199 (805 points)
NonRhetorical uploaded 258154 (776 points)
cran vodka uploaded 257887 (773 points)
chemical uploaded 257894 (768 points)
god666 uploaded 258015 (763 points)
Warrax uploaded 257963 (760 points)
my wheelhouse uploaded 258155 (756 points)
salmiakki uploaded 257890 (754 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 258302 (752 points)

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 2. Warrax: 3251 points
 3. Side Boob: 2887 points
 4. Mr. Shine: 2447 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2291 points
 6. NotHuman: 2224 points
 7. god666: 2117 points
 8. DerMantis: 1828 points
 9. bromide: 1819 points
10. burritos: 1764 points
11. logan: 1740 points
12. cran vodka: 1684 points
13. Drunk Orc: 1670 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1668 points
15. nathan: 1661 points
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 Darmstadtium: Twins are creepy
 Backhand: Anyone here have change for a sawbuck?
 Catcat: @wolfpk I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DAUGHTER!
 MC Delta T: This is creepy as hell. Super RAD.
 wolfpk: I would not have put the girl standing in the background. Making you think which one is real would make it even creepier.
 a robot: GOD DAMN IT
 Snowta: 2.SPOOPY.4.ME
Image 208757   10-11-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Image 208756 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by l0dan. You have brought shame on us, l0dan.
 Stoner: Bloody Pubic Service announcements...
 Haute and sweaty: This is embarrassing for whoever wrote it.
 psyops: Then it would smell like a gross mixture of air freshener and poop.
 grizzly: Get some air freshener up stairs.
Image 208755   10-11-17   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
 Bubo: You are...
 Spazstatic: You are fabulous, look at all the purple users you've collected!
 kornisjon: It's a good cat, vevean.
 Haute and sweaty: You already are fabulous, but you have regrettably few witnesses.
 FunkyDrunk: Those flowers really *pop*
 Dan Tagonistic: Don't we all kitty, don't we all
Image 208754   10-11-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
Image 208753 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jak. We'll pray for you, Jak.
 travishardiman: it me
 Science: Oops, I lied - looking at the bottom, it's dirty. They are apparently born that way now.
 Science: Enjoy the only time your fridge will ever be clean.
 fidelcastro: Welcome to Flavour Town!
 minimum max: I didnt know you could still get that style of Chinese food container
 WaffleIron: Enjoy!
 WTF: "Didn't the Chow Mein Palace close two years ago?"
Image 208752   10-11-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
 E. HONDA: when your boyfriend is the guy on the other end of the phone the president uses to start WW III
 Air Biscuit: Because hes driving at the moment.
 Borkf: Because he doesn't even know who you are.
 eevee: Looks legit.
 Haute and sweaty: Because you don't own him, and also, get a hobby.
 a spider plan: Because he doesn't like texting. It has nothing to do with you personally.
 Mexico: Because he's busy with those "year-end reports".
 ignatz: Because you don't own a smartphone
 WTF: Because he's illiterate.
Image 208751   10-11-17   Uploaded by    9mm
 Spazstatic: They look less than thrilled to be having this photo taken.
 Haute and sweaty: Please God, let it be their last. If anyone can convince them it's probably you.
 a robot: If someone I knew sent out a novelty birth announcement I think I'd have to stop being their friend
 addend: "Gabriel, I need hot water and clean towels, stat! Jude, make sure Mommy's breathing like we practiced. Levi, you tell me the second she's crowning..." (Turn baseball cap around. Puts on catcher's mitt.) "We got this!"
Image 208750   10-11-17   Uploaded by    trucker
 Christina: Go go Super Sentai!
 wolfpk: Go Go Power Rangers
 Mr. Shine: You might wanna have that tumor looked at.
Image 208749   10-11-17   Uploaded by    waffle iron
 Skaalar: This guys look like they belong on the walls of a round table pizza, around 15-20 years ago.
 Micro Jackson: Looks intense
 WaffleIron: The illustration reminds me of a tidier version of a terry pratchett cover.
 Ulillillia: This grips me more than would a muddy old river or reclining Buddha.
Image 208748   10-11-17   Uploaded by    Mumbles
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