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221435  l0dan: It's June.

221413  LieutenantTofu: This is a nice shack but the internet's like 2MB it's bullshit

221435  kate shutupton: *Yeah you're all smug now but guess who's gonna be a yellow lab as soon as the humans are gone*

221410  a robot: Humans identified.

221412  a robot: Just when I think I've heard them all, someone goes and comes up with a brand new euphemism for penis.

221346  static xyz: @RiderFan this is why they hate us!

221426  LieutenantTofu: "Please, Laura, even if it IS a rerun, suicide isn't the answer! ... Laura! Are you still there?"

221421  El hefe: Adt monthly fees are unnecessary

221434  TheTakeDown: This is amazing

221404  Hokie333: "Used"?

221425  a robot: Yes, ok, let's make fun of a child's looks. Or, on second thought, how about we DON'T. For fuck's sake.

221434  Beerarchy: ooooooh. Now that is one shiny star angel.

221401  addend: Panels 2, 4, and 6 FTW.

221419  Hokie333: You gotta watch for the fact that network speeds are measured in mbps--mega*bits*/sec. Divide that by ten (8 bits per byte plus some overhead) to get capital-B MegaBytes/sec. And you still have disclaimers for individual server speeds and load, network congestion, slow WiFi like @danny said, etc.

221402  addend: (Opens lunchbox. Sees a power strip covered in tuna salad.)

221433  White Male: I'm a people pigeon

221406  addend: Game over. You can never use that account again.

221433  sodamachine: Ah the Burger King in Glasgow Queen Street train station. It's bad I can tell that just from that picture.

221407  addend: (Buys color inkjet refills.)

221366  DrinkMixMan: i'd pay some money never to have to see visual puns about these guys' names ever again

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221276 cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.

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221214 glenalec: @raditzu - it's like social media - you are the product

221407 addend: (Buys color inkjet refills.)

221309 tib gubb: @grizzly not to quote a bad movie (star wars is a bad movie) but, who's the bigger fool? the fool, or the fool who follows him?

221303 jazzjunkie: They're trying to hide the fact that it's a TV behind them rather than a fireplace...

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Score:
871
 
 Mexico: I IZ FEERSUM PREDATER
Image 208636   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
487
 
 tib gubb: that's why i pick up that food on my way home from work.
 Warrax: It was usually me. I'm sorry. I mean, I'll do it again, but I am sorry.
 mrd0t: You know what must be done. Burn the apartment down.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: youre not serious till you cry blood sissy.
Image 208635   10-10-17   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
228
 
 Quackzy: Look out, the specter of communism has befriended the youth!
 Felicity: The Visitors Are Your Friends
 Salmonella: This weirded me out. The hands are all wrong.
 wolfpk: Weekend visitation with their father
Image 208634   10-10-17   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
460
 
 sparename: @Off Topic That's good, I don't want a laser in my brown-eye either
 Felicity: TOILET CAMERAS?
 Side Boob: The government is watching me pee?
 Off Topic: @sparename No no, This is Rectal scanning, not Retinal scanning. I can see how you could be confused.
 sparename: Does Retinal Scanning work on THAT eye, too??
Image 208633   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
367
 
 SpaceCow: A quick coital snack is something we could all use.
 Starky15: Little bit of amyl nitrate will finish the job for ya Roo
 Ulillillia: @watwatwat @waaaaaat What?
 sparename: "You'll need more than that to cut in, kid"
Image 208632   10-10-17   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
396
 
 Donut: "Please tell the skirted man to stop playing. He's frightened all my friends away."
 VeeKay: Here we see a Scotsman terrorizing Antarctic wildlife.
 sparename: As Billy Connolly said "Aberdeen is Gaelic for hypothermia"
Image 208631   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
558
 
 Science: @jazzjunkie: Plan 7: Kill him, then use a chiropractor stand-in
 jazzjunkie: Plan 6: convince Bela Lugosi to be in this motion npicture
 Mexico: @Shay @Sage Plan 3: Use death ray. Plan 4: Have Tor Johnson crush the President. Plan 5: Something involving Vampira in a bikini.
 Shay: @Sage It was the plan in between plan 3 and plan 5.
 Sage: What was plan 4?
Image 208630   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
266
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: bingo! wink. i havent yelled bingo in the throes of passion in years.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: scored a milf ehhh?! good one brah!!!
Image 208629   10-10-17   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
290
 
 Felicity: But then you have to deal with California summers
 Air Biscuit: My favourite part is the Christmassy impact text
 Prostata: except when california is on fire... oh wait that's always
 Ulillillia: In my earthquake-drought-wildfire shelter
Image 208628   10-10-17   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
219
 
 Felicity: The Ninja Crows finally made friends with the Pizza Cats. Also, hexagons = rad
Image 208627   10-10-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
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