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257995  DrNinjaman: Two words: Fanny pack

258005  Side Boob: Rex. King of the doggos!

258006  Robespierre: Duuuuuuuuuude

258006  Side Boob: Heh, boobs.

258009  Robespierre: Thuglife wikiHow looks thuggish

258010  Robespierre: @Ihminen "Sweeeeet Caroline ... good times never felt so goooood..."

257941  NoRagrets: I dont lie on the internet. That was a lie. Or was it?

257981  Not A Bot: Wearing Kuribo's shoe allows you to stomp around the mosh pit without getting hurt.

258002  DrNinjaman: American Schools: Congratulations! You have just completed the entirety of your education regarding other countries!

257992  ThoughtlessGentleman: this was probably hilarious when two incomes werent necessary to keep a house going.

257994  Robespierre: @Sadbot Are you German? You may have to be German.

258010  Ihminen: the theme song started playing in my head pretty much automatically... mmmm that sweet synth sound

257990  NoRagrets: I know this gets downvoted most of the time when it pops up, but it always gets a chuckle out of me. I think its because of the off the wall, coming from everywhere absurdity of it. And the bad art.

258001  VoR: Thiiiiink pink

257996  NoRagrets: Is this taking a stab at the fact that victims only get royalty money and not all the proceeds?

257998  NoRagrets: @Felicity gonna go with black panther costume on either a sonic character or banjo kazooie character

257979  AlexDeLarge: What not to do at a stop light

257996  DrinkMixMan: @Robespierre I guess it's a thing that they always play that song during the 7th inning stretch at Fenway

257996  Robespierre: @DrinkMixMan If it is, he sure hasn't aged well. But even if it is ... why would he be singing that song to victims? "Good times never felt so good," and all that? Something tells me that being sprayed with pressure cooker shrapnel doesn't constitute a good time, and probably doesn't feel very good, either.

257996  DrinkMixMan: @Robespierre I believe that's Neil Diamond in the picture?

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257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257966 Mr. Shine: This is an oddly specific fetish.

257969 Mr. Shine: Embrace your truth, Jonathan.

257890 VeeKay: I knew that the millionth facebook like would do it.

257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!



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 a robot: Having dated someone born in Russia and met their family, I can confirm that even the toughest tough guys still enjoy their fancy tea service.
 Hosebag: He's Putin on the Ritz.
 karpeles: Now kiss
 grace: Mmmmm, polonium-238 tea.
 WTF: Dainty
Image 208540   10-10-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
273
 
 Hosebag: I ain't payin' 50 cents for no coke.
 Credible Hulk: 50% of customers are happier with this bike than the other half
 kazzy94: I ain't paying more for less bike!
 PenguinBartender: Well, the math checks out, at least.
Image 208539   10-10-17   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
767
 
Image 208538   10-10-17   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
293
 
 Teechur: @Mr. Shine Turn around, turn around, there's a thing there that can't be found. Turn around, turn around, there's a human skull on the ground....
 a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine it does.
 Mr. Shine: When I first turned the corner on the beach, for about five seconds that tree stump looked like a skull.
Image 208537   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
382
 
 Shay: Well honey, looks like we gotta break the fourth wall.
 Hosebag: This is the proper way to wake up in New Jersey.
 i peed a lil: NSFW
 TaintJuice: They said view. They didn't say what it would be a view of.
 Whatever: Sometimes it is better without windows -just ask anyone who uses a Microsoft product
Image 208536   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
326
 
 wolfskin: Absolutely @ThoughtlessGentleman, I'm up shit creek if I break something now.
 Nothing: Only one way to find out
 ThoughtlessGentleman: until youre about 25. then they start breaking like dry twigs.
 Knice: Yes, but you really have to want it.
Image 208535   10-10-17   Uploaded by    djublonskopf
Score:
431
 
 White Male: @tib gubb Um... This is Rob Ford. Spoiler alert, he didn't do a good job, he yelled in Jamaican at a fast food restaurant, he smoked crack, he died, and now his brother is trying to get in on the scam.
 tib gubb: as long as he does a good job, who fucking cares?
Image 208534   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
275
 
 hammy: its a joke @redmonkey3...
 Shay: Should've just used a Mii.
 Porbo Mellus: When you 'cane but he keeps Zuccing
 Sadbot: If he makes his avatar look like that, he must really be married to his "gentle creature attempts to pass for human" look
 jochenau: I want to believe that this is satire but...
 Minnesotan: our next president, somehow still less of an embarrassment than our current one.
 redmonkey3: Fecesbook continues to demonstrate that fun combo of ammorality and narcisism not seen since Reich #3
 Knice: I thought it said 'porno' at first. I didn't think it could get worse until I re-read it.
Image 208533   10-10-17   Uploaded by    PissReagan
Score:
223
 
 Ulillillia: I will be devastated if you don't join me for at least one glass of fine champagna.
 Skinr: @Dank Means You can GO with this, or you can GO with that...
 christopher walken: I asked you nicely...to please... stop doing THIS.
 Mr. Whiskers: ...so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his freezer
 Derp Herpigan: Walkens welcome, I guess...
Image 208532   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
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 Shay: GARFFFFIEEELLLLDDDD!!!!!
 DrinkMixMan: mondays
 Catcat: @kazzy94 Russian Blues have a non-0% rate of becoming actual mobsters.
 kazzy94: I would probably have a talk with my cat if she started using phrases like "Yas kween" and day drinking wine...
Image 208531   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
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