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221697  confession: I think I speak for everyone when I say "Go buy a red ribbon for that cat now!"

221684  trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.

221689  sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."

221693  boozer: Am I the only one that thinks that they should keep the chemical cleaning sponge and dish cleaning sponge further apart?

221673  Dan Tagonistic: I think I had this

221693  inthrees: *This bear will get really anal if you act like a child and don't wash your dish.*

221684  Minnesotan: nailed it

221674  karmakat: WHO turned off the light?

221677  karmakat: I am SO HUNGRY I WILL EAT THIS TABLE!

221683  ThoughtlessGentleman: its that trustworthy magical rhinoceros ive been hearing about!!!

221679  karmakat: who farted?

221680  karmakat: aw, so tiny.

221682  karmakat: to avoid spillage huh?

221690  yawgmoth: Straight to the brain

221615  Felicity: Alcohol Improv

221622  Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221684  Theta Zero: "What are you gonna do, eat me?"

221624  Felicity: Weng Weng, in disguise, going undercover

221690  communist: i'm totally craving skulldrinking a beer right now.

221643  Felicity: Nice copperplate lettering at least

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221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221622 Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221577 Korrok: I have to laugh.

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221582 ignatz: You're either with us, or against us (GW Bush)

221607 Cami: Acquisition Catalogue.

221638 Winterneuro: @Haute and sweaty hmmm. I do know the name, so no bet! :-)

221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221610 Yurishiro: @Derp Herpigan ...yes I totally missed...



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 a robot: Having dated someone born in Russia and met their family, I can confirm that even the toughest tough guys still enjoy their fancy tea service.
 Hosebag: He's Putin on the Ritz.
 dangerkeith3000: Now kiss
 grace: Mmmmm, polonium-238 tea.
 WTF: Dainty
Image 208540   10-10-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
273
 
 Hosebag: I ain't payin' 50 cents for no coke.
 Credible Hulk: 50% of customers are happier with this bike than the other half
 kazzy94: I ain't paying more for less bike!
 PenguinBartender: Well, the math checks out, at least.
Image 208539   10-10-17   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
767
 
Image 208538   10-10-17   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
259
 
 Teechur: @Mr. Shine Turn around, turn around, there's a thing there that can't be found. Turn around, turn around, there's a human skull on the ground....
 a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine it does.
 Mr. Shine: When I first turned the corner on the beach, for about five seconds that tree stump looked like a skull.
Image 208537   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
382
 
 Shay: Well honey, looks like we gotta break the fourth wall.
 Hosebag: This is the proper way to wake up in New Jersey.
 dangerkeith3000: NSFW
 TaintJuice: They said view. They didn't say what it would be a view of.
 Whatever: Sometimes it is better without windows -just ask anyone who uses a Microsoft product
Image 208536   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
326
 
 wolfskin: Absolutely @ThoughtlessGentleman, I'm up shit creek if I break something now.
 Nothing: Only one way to find out
 ThoughtlessGentleman: until youre about 25. then they start breaking like dry twigs.
 Knice: Yes, but you really have to want it.
Image 208535   10-10-17   Uploaded by    djublonskopf
Score:
431
 
 White Male: @tib gubb Um... This is Rob Ford. Spoiler alert, he didn't do a good job, he yelled in Jamaican at a fast food restaurant, he smoked crack, he died, and now his brother is trying to get in on the scam.
 tib gubb: as long as he does a good job, who fucking cares?
Image 208534   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
275
 
 hammy: its a joke @redmonkey3...
 Shay: Should've just used a Mii.
 Porbo Mellus: When you 'cane but he keeps Zuccing
 Sadbot: If he makes his avatar look like that, he must really be married to his "gentle creature attempts to pass for human" look
 jochenau: I want to believe that this is satire but...
 Minnesotan: our next president, somehow still less of an embarrassment than our current one.
 redmonkey3: Fecesbook continues to demonstrate that fun combo of ammorality and narcisism not seen since Reich #3
 Knice: I thought it said 'porno' at first. I didn't think it could get worse until I re-read it.
Image 208533   10-10-17   Uploaded by    PissReagan
Score:
223
 
 Ulillillia: I will be devastated if you don't join me for at least one glass of fine champagna.
 Skinr: @Dank Means You can GO with this, or you can GO with that...
 christopher walken: I asked you nicely...to please... stop doing THIS.
 Mr. Whiskers: ...so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his freezer
 Derp Herpigan: Walkens welcome, I guess...
Image 208532   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
475
 
 Shay: GARFFFFIEEELLLLDDDD!!!!!
 DrinkMixMan: mondays
 Catcat: @kazzy94 Russian Blues have a non-0% rate of becoming actual mobsters.
 kazzy94: I would probably have a talk with my cat if she started using phrases like "Yas kween" and day drinking wine...
Image 208531   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
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