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258378  Spazstatic: Huh, that's not what the flag means to me.

258374  sparename: Don't skip tyre day

258332  ignatz: They did work for an outfit called the Asylum tho..

257459  Mr Bleak: I'd watch it.

257468  Mr Bleak: He followed the iPhone instructions, is all.

257469  Mr Bleak: Dr. Seuss reboot looking good "The Cat Is The Hat".

257474  Mr Bleak: @Shay Tell him Nickelback and he'll go away faster.

257477  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know where --this-- is going.

257479  Mr Bleak: Who doesn't?

258337  charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258383  WTF: She was asked by the flight attendant to "please, put your seat back forward".

258268  Felicity: In a restaurant, in a West End town

258272  Felicity: Excellent

257276  Magdra: licorice smelled like death

258299  Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258285  Felicity: Total Perspective Vortex

258292  Felicity: Now to build them into hot rods and pretend they're gifts for the prince

258386  a robot: Klassy!

258394  withak: Arnold as a person is maybe not so good, but Arnold as hunky man-candy is pretty great

258394  randomhobo: I also can hold up a snifter of cognac

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1. Mr. Shine
2. dangerkeith3000
3. Robespierre
4. Scoo
5. tib gubb
6. Knice
7. Side Boob
8. Shay
9. Solemn
10. a robot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258337 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258270 berlin: me too



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John Blender uploaded 258099 (1050 points)
sergeant uploaded 257877 (995 points)
Cyka uploaded 257885 (887 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 258044 (838 points)
Jonananathan uploaded 257907 (820 points)
angry uploaded 258013 (812 points)
InfiniteZero uploaded 258199 (805 points)
NonRhetorical uploaded 258154 (776 points)
cran vodka uploaded 257887 (773 points)
chemical uploaded 257894 (768 points)
god666 uploaded 258015 (763 points)
Warrax uploaded 257963 (760 points)
my wheelhouse uploaded 258155 (756 points)
salmiakki uploaded 257890 (754 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 258302 (752 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Warrax: 3251 points
 3. Side Boob: 2887 points
 4. Mr. Shine: 2447 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2291 points
 6. NotHuman: 2224 points
 7. god666: 2117 points
 8. DerMantis: 1828 points
 9. bromide: 1819 points
10. burritos: 1764 points
11. logan: 1740 points
12. cran vodka: 1684 points
13. Drunk Orc: 1670 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1668 points
15. nathan: 1661 points
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Image 208538   10-10-17   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
293
 
 Teechur: @Mr. Shine Turn around, turn around, there's a thing there that can't be found. Turn around, turn around, there's a human skull on the ground....
 a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine it does.
 Mr. Shine: When I first turned the corner on the beach, for about five seconds that tree stump looked like a skull.
Image 208537   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
382
 
 Shay: Well honey, looks like we gotta break the fourth wall.
 Hosebag: This is the proper way to wake up in New Jersey.
 i peed a lil: NSFW
 TaintJuice: They said view. They didn't say what it would be a view of.
 Whatever: Sometimes it is better without windows -just ask anyone who uses a Microsoft product
Image 208536   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
326
 
 wolfskin: Absolutely @ThoughtlessGentleman, I'm up shit creek if I break something now.
 Nothing: Only one way to find out
 ThoughtlessGentleman: until youre about 25. then they start breaking like dry twigs.
 Knice: Yes, but you really have to want it.
Image 208535   10-10-17   Uploaded by    djublonskopf
Score:
431
 
 White Male: @tib gubb Um... This is Rob Ford. Spoiler alert, he didn't do a good job, he yelled in Jamaican at a fast food restaurant, he smoked crack, he died, and now his brother is trying to get in on the scam.
 tib gubb: as long as he does a good job, who fucking cares?
Image 208534   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
275
 
 hammy: its a joke @redmonkey3...
 Shay: Should've just used a Mii.
 Porbo Mellus: When you 'cane but he keeps Zuccing
 Sadbot: If he makes his avatar look like that, he must really be married to his "gentle creature attempts to pass for human" look
 jochenau: I want to believe that this is satire but...
 Minnesotan: our next president, somehow still less of an embarrassment than our current one.
 redmonkey3: Fecesbook continues to demonstrate that fun combo of ammorality and narcisism not seen since Reich #3
 Knice: I thought it said 'porno' at first. I didn't think it could get worse until I re-read it.
Image 208533   10-10-17   Uploaded by    PissReagan
Score:
223
 
 Ulillillia: I will be devastated if you don't join me for at least one glass of fine champagna.
 Skinr: @Dank Means You can GO with this, or you can GO with that...
 christopher walken: I asked you nicely...to please... stop doing THIS.
 Mr. Whiskers: ...so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his freezer
 Derp Herpigan: Walkens welcome, I guess...
Image 208532   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
475
 
 Shay: GARFFFFIEEELLLLDDDD!!!!!
 DrinkMixMan: mondays
 Catcat: @kazzy94 Russian Blues have a non-0% rate of becoming actual mobsters.
 kazzy94: I would probably have a talk with my cat if she started using phrases like "Yas kween" and day drinking wine...
Image 208531   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
345
 
 eevee: The poop is the sacrifice.
 Bluetocracy: How did you know I named my child Sacrifice? What a total coincidence!
 waffles: Sacrifice, the weirdest of orifices.
 redmonkey3: @Catcat - relax... its a sharpie; i label these a lot in Houston and it's all that will show up. Yr firstborn WILL receive a Top Level sacrifice to the dark one - Hail Sessions!
 Catcat: You wrote that with a ballpoint pen? Really? Not red chalk, not a stick of ochre? That's it, I've had it enough with the cheapskate Satanic cult, I'm taking my firstborn and leaving!
Image 208530   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
339
 
 Stoner: @Christina Why don't ours? That would be handy...
 Christina: Did you know that horse chompers keep growing throughout its life?
 Bluetocracy: Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
 discodisco: Don't look in his mouth it's rude!
 PenguinBartender: "Ha. Ha. 'Place Sacrifice Here.' Ha. Ha. Ha."
 ThoughtlessGentleman: whoa girlfriend!! whoa!!!
Image 208529   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Cami
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