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210580  dobbiesdoogs: nice, cazh peen

210584  icloud: more like 'best 2 minutes of your life'

210501  Jabberwikket: @Christina probably laminated sticky notes...

210577  kazzy94: Haha yeah

210567  Annoying Vegan : Some robots have excellent taste in dog photos.

210584  tane: 2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.

210491  apoxia: @Christina Cats are crepuscular, not nocturnal.

210562  Teechur: Do her pants have a camera-friendly hole?

210563  Teechur: Perhaps the wavy ones are just more outgoing.

210569  funny in the wall: like the naked lady but what' with all the sinks/toilets/bidets?

210567  Teechur: @PenguinBartender Yes, definitely mlem.

210575  dangerkeith3000: How is there fire under water?

210572  Teechur: Mike Wazowski!

210575  Ulillillia: @logan Karma?

210574  Dr Awkward: @WaffleIron Well call me a monkey's Uncle

210568  Cami: You get a little bonkers when you have nothing to eat but puffin meat.

210531  Larry Xmas: You mean a longtime monogamous partner is supposed to be included in this lifestyle??!!

210551  dangerkeith3000: There were lots and lots of skid marks.

210571  Cami: The cat is reconsidering life with you.

210564  dangerkeith3000: Is grafetti that Italian ice cream?

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210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210540 wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".

210491 apoxia: @Christina Cats are crepuscular, not nocturnal.

210528 Cami: @Yurishiro I like that reply. Another good one I've heard was that from the cover you can see what it's going to cost.

210563 Teechur: Perhaps the wavy ones are just more outgoing.

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210467 Yurishiro: Cut the cord you baby planet!

210512 sirgallium: The weinermobile is in trouble

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship



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Image 208538   10-10-17   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
279
 
 Teechur: @Mr. Shine Turn around, turn around, there's a thing there that can't be found. Turn around, turn around, there's a human skull on the ground....
 a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine it does.
 Mr. Shine: When I first turned the corner on the beach, for about five seconds that tree stump looked like a skull.
Image 208537   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
382
 
 Shay: Well honey, looks like we gotta break the fourth wall.
 Hosebag: This is the proper way to wake up in New Jersey.
 dangerkeith3000: NSFW
 TaintJuice: They said view. They didn't say what it would be a view of.
 Whatever: Sometimes it is better without windows -just ask anyone who uses a Microsoft product
Image 208536   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
326
 
 wolfskin: Absolutely @ThoughtlessGentleman, I'm up shit creek if I break something now.
 Nothing: Only one way to find out
 ThoughtlessGentleman: until youre about 25. then they start breaking like dry twigs.
 Knice: Yes, but you really have to want it.
Image 208535   10-10-17   Uploaded by    djublonskopf
Score:
431
 
 White Male: @tib gubb Um... This is Rob Ford. Spoiler alert, he didn't do a good job, he yelled in Jamaican at a fast food restaurant, he smoked crack, he died, and now his brother is trying to get in on the scam.
 tib gubb: as long as he does a good job, who fucking cares?
Image 208534   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
275
 
 hammy: its a joke @redmonkey3...
 Shay: Should've just used a Mii.
 Porbo Mellus: When you 'cane but he keeps Zuccing
 Sadbot: If he makes his avatar look like that, he must really be married to his "gentle creature attempts to pass for human" look
 jochenau: I want to believe that this is satire but...
 Minnesotan: our next president, somehow still less of an embarrassment than our current one.
 redmonkey3: Fecesbook continues to demonstrate that fun combo of ammorality and narcisism not seen since Reich #3
 Knice: I thought it said 'porno' at first. I didn't think it could get worse until I re-read it.
Image 208533   10-10-17   Uploaded by    PissReagan
Score:
223
 
 Ulillillia: I will be devastated if you don't join me for at least one glass of fine champagna.
 Skinr: @Dank Means You can GO with this, or you can GO with that...
 christopher walken: I asked you nicely...to please... stop doing THIS.
 Mr. Whiskers: ...so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his freezer
 Derp Herpigan: Walkens welcome, I guess...
Image 208532   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
475
 
 Shay: GARFFFFIEEELLLLDDDD!!!!!
 DrinkMixMan: mondays
 Catcat: @kazzy94 Russian Blues have a non-0% rate of becoming actual mobsters.
 kazzy94: I would probably have a talk with my cat if she started using phrases like "Yas kween" and day drinking wine...
Image 208531   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
345
 
 dangerkeith3000: The poop is the sacrifice.
 Bluetocracy: How did you know I named my child Sacrifice? What a total coincidence!
 Yurishiro: Sacrifice, the weirdest of orifices.
 redmonkey3: @Catcat - relax... its a sharpie; i label these a lot in Houston and it's all that will show up. Yr firstborn WILL receive a Top Level sacrifice to the dark one - Hail Sessions!
 Catcat: You wrote that with a ballpoint pen? Really? Not red chalk, not a stick of ochre? That's it, I've had it enough with the cheapskate Satanic cult, I'm taking my firstborn and leaving!
Image 208530   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
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 Stoner: @Christina Why don't ours? That would be handy...
 Christina: Did you know that horse chompers keep growing throughout its life?
 Bluetocracy: Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
 Yurishiro: Don't look in his mouth it's rude!
 PenguinBartender: "Ha. Ha. 'Place Sacrifice Here.' Ha. Ha. Ha."
 ThoughtlessGentleman: whoa girlfriend!! whoa!!!
Image 208529   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Cami
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