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210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

210482  Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.

210478  someguynameded: Those are biiiig feets!

210470  ASTER: If you're willing to spend $20 on one meal you can get a burger with wagyu beef and a solid pound of bacon cheese fries. This isn't a joke, there's one by my house and I'm hungry now.

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2. zrj235
3. Dr Awkward
4. Yurishiro
5. Christina
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7. Ulillillia
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9. Knice
10. Mr. Shine



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210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird



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Brain uploaded 210036 (689 points)
rockkstar uploaded 210382 (677 points)
NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (672 points)
Tiny Butt uploaded 210034 (671 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
cybeq uploaded 209985 (664 points)
flying sheep uploaded 210420 (661 points)
carlin uploaded 210291 (658 points)
namaste uploaded 209983 (632 points)
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 6. gggina: 1652 points
 7. jimbiscuit: 1552 points
 8. grace: 1228 points
 9. carlin: 1198 points
10. Religion X: 1084 points
11. FarmerWalk: 1073 points
12. cybeq: 1053 points
13. twisty: 1044 points
14. tehghost: 1036 points
15. time is wastin: 1025 points
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 Cami: Like me, he won't waste away without his nachos.
 Not A Bot: A bicycle seat is just not the same as having a hand up your butt.
 Hosebag: Yeah, I'm not feeling so good today either.
 Knice: That switcherino tho...
 Butcherboy: Hey those ballpark nachos are expensive
Image 208232   10-08-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
216
 
 Dresdenkeogh: ...and chill?
Image 208231   10-08-17   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
316
 
 arctic fox: ummmmmm @Butcherboy
 Felicity: This does not seem advisable
 Niels Bohr: I had an English comp assignment that was this exactly.
 Butcherboy: Hey I work at Jewel-Osco. So that's what those creeps were doing
 NoRagrets: How to Stalk 101
Image 208230   10-08-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
41
 
 Hosebag: @Side Boob It is, the wallpaper is the giveaway. Maybe Ukraine.
 Niels Bohr: @Side Boob The shirt and room say Florida but the haircut says eastern europe.
 Prostata: @Side Boob it is
 Side Boob: Trying to decide if it's Russia or not.
 Chest Rockwell: Dumbass.
Image 208229   10-08-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
244
 
 SpaceCow: Your show is so weak, the event staff fell asleep.
 Derp Herpigan: Little do they know that they are messing with a LEVEL 80 PALADIN!
 WTF: "'Get a job!' my mom said. Heck, I could be at home playing Pokemon right now!"
 Ulillillia: "I wasn't even supposed to come to work today"
Image 208228   10-08-17   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
377
 
 ignatz: @Teechur Ha,, I was going to add: no pyramid required..
 Teechur: @ignatz Especially if you store them under the Pyramid-O-Matic by Ronco. $14.88 +shipping! Act now and get two for the price of one (+shipping for the second unit).
 FabricMan: Use a safety razor, then switch blades daily. Hell, you can use a new blade for every stroke and still save money!
 charlemagne: @ignatz rubbing them in a certain way against a pair of jeans sharpens them
 ignatz: Apparently blades recover their sharpness after about a year, some kind of shape memory effect. Buy a year's supply and use one a day for the rest of your life
Image 208227   10-08-17   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
283
 
 KyleisBobDole: My favorite Talking Heads song, but specifically the version off of Stop Making Sense.
 charlemagne: this my place. there are others like it, but this one is my own
Image 208226   10-08-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
420
 
 trelyate: mlem, motherfucker
 Not A Bot: shouting might give my hamsters a frighten
Image 208225   10-08-17   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
276
 
 Robespierre: Two tickets to Paradise, please.
 White Rice: @Ulillillia unless they move a bit, then rest their head on you, mouth slightly agape, a thin trail of saliva growing ever closer to your person. Then, the night terrors.
 Ulillillia: Sitting next to a sleeping person is the best, they won't bother you.
 ignatz: I'd move back a row, she looks fun!
Image 208224   10-08-17   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
682
 
 wolfskin: wow @a robot?
 Mad Collager: @a robot Not sure, but he may be from Rancun.
 a robot: What accent is that?
Image 208223   10-08-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
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