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221270  Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.

221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

221265  Shay: Butt what?

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221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?



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10. Jolly Well: 1385 points
11. tea: 1345 points
12. ColdHotCool: 1334 points
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14. Gallifrasian: 1279 points
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 Cami: Like me, he won't waste away without his nachos.
 Not A Bot: A bicycle seat is just not the same as having a hand up your butt.
 Hosebag: Yeah, I'm not feeling so good today either.
 Knice: That switcherino tho...
 Butcherboy: Hey those ballpark nachos are expensive
Image 208232   10-08-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
216
 
 Dresdenkeogh: ...and chill?
Image 208231   10-08-17   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
316
 
 arctic fox: ummmmmm @Butcherboy
 Felicity: This does not seem advisable
 Niels Bohr: I had an English comp assignment that was this exactly.
 Butcherboy: Hey I work at Jewel-Osco. So that's what those creeps were doing
 NoRagrets: How to Stalk 101
Image 208230   10-08-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
41
 
 Hosebag: @Side Boob It is, the wallpaper is the giveaway. Maybe Ukraine.
 Niels Bohr: @Side Boob The shirt and room say Florida but the haircut says eastern europe.
 Prostata: @Side Boob it is
 Side Boob: Trying to decide if it's Russia or not.
 Chest Rockwell: Dumbass.
Image 208229   10-08-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
244
 
 SpaceCow: Your show is so weak, the event staff fell asleep.
 Derp Herpigan: Little do they know that they are messing with a LEVEL 80 PALADIN!
 WTF: "'Get a job!' my mom said. Heck, I could be at home playing Pokemon right now!"
 Ulillillia: "I wasn't even supposed to come to work today"
Image 208228   10-08-17   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
377
 
 ignatz: @Teechur Ha,, I was going to add: no pyramid required..
 Teechur: @ignatz Especially if you store them under the Pyramid-O-Matic by Ronco. $14.88 +shipping! Act now and get two for the price of one (+shipping for the second unit).
 FabricMan: Use a safety razor, then switch blades daily. Hell, you can use a new blade for every stroke and still save money!
 charlemagne: @ignatz rubbing them in a certain way against a pair of jeans sharpens them
 ignatz: Apparently blades recover their sharpness after about a year, some kind of shape memory effect. Buy a year's supply and use one a day for the rest of your life
Image 208227   10-08-17   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
283
 
 KyleisBobDole: My favorite Talking Heads song, but specifically the version off of Stop Making Sense.
 charlemagne: this my place. there are others like it, but this one is my own
Image 208226   10-08-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
420
 
 trelyate: mlem, motherfucker
 Not A Bot: shouting might give my hamsters a frighten
Image 208225   10-08-17   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
276
 
 Robespierre: Two tickets to Paradise, please.
 White Rice: @Ulillillia unless they move a bit, then rest their head on you, mouth slightly agape, a thin trail of saliva growing ever closer to your person. Then, the night terrors.
 Ulillillia: Sitting next to a sleeping person is the best, they won't bother you.
 ignatz: I'd move back a row, she looks fun!
Image 208224   10-08-17   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
682
 
 wolfskin: wow @a robot?
 Mad Collager: @a robot Not sure, but he may be from Rancun.
 a robot: What accent is that?
Image 208223   10-08-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
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