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249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

249377  Mr. Shine: I love you, box!

249378  Mr. Shine: @funny in the wall getting them wet makes more. Feeding them after midnight is what makes gremlins. Getting original gizmo wet is what made the @sshole clones.

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249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi



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Score:
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 Blitheryn: That's my life.
 Side Boob: That's pretty much how it works
Image 207641   10-05-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
330
 
 mrd0t: Warren Bee Harding
 Teechur: Abeeham Lincoln
 Ulillillia: Kitty. Kitty friend.
 Dr Awkward: Bee all you can bee.
Image 207640   10-05-17   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
453
 
 Mr Bleak: Pros: well ventilated. Cons: damn cold. 4/10 would not rebook.
 taxKilla: @raditzu you misspelled rad!
 raditzu: this is so sad :(
 a sedated moose: Would totally love there.
 Teechur: Weasleys' Burrow
 Yurishiro: I bet dragon trainers live here
 Side Boob: Looks safe
Image 207639   10-05-17   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
334
 
 jochenau: Well there's a phone number to add to my "do not call" list.
 Felicity: Could almost be a 1980s poster, except its in Arial
 WaffleIron: I won't eat any cereal that 'doesn't' turn the milk Watterson (sorry Bill purple)
 Dr Awkward: @DangitBobby Blumpkin O's are my favorite, though!
 DangitBobby: Sounds too much like blumpkin.
 ignatz: I won't eat any cereal that 'doesn't' turn the milk purple (sorry Bill Watterson)
 ignatz: I won't eat any cereal that won't turn the milk purple
Image 207638   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
692
 
 DangitBobby: @tib gubb yup i know. Stop swinging, the joke's dead.
 tib gubb: @DangitBobby nah man, ninja garbs are tight fitting and meant for agility. ninjas were actually peasant spies who worked for fuedal lords in spite of banning of weapons, etc etc. those islam robe thingies look like you could fit a tank weapon underneath one.
 sparename: What is weird is that I spent many years living around Prestwich, Manchester, UK which is also home to many people who may have roots in Israel.. shall we say..... Anyway, after the 'Holiday Season Gift Giving' it was always strange to see the young kids with top hats and ringlets riding mountain-bikes
 DangitBobby: @tib gubb black night battle garb = ninja
 tib gubb: @DangitBobby i don't understand the reference. i'm actually fairly comfortable with japanese culture.
 DangitBobby: @tib gubb j.....japan?
 tib gubb: i'll be straight honest here - when i come across someone on the street who's dressed like this it's unnerving because where i'm from that's literal nighttime battle garb. the language difference certainly doesn't help with that.
 Dr Awkward: Before I scrolled down and saw the caption, I was going to say "Radical!" and I was pleased with how clever I was.
 DangitBobby: *Gets cloak caught in crank, exposing 3 fully naked midgets*
 ignatz: iSlam
Image 207637   10-05-17   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
196
 
 Teechur: "Oh,you're a sculptor? What medium to you prefer?" "Velveeta."
Image 207636   10-05-17   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
238
 
 jochenau: What concerns me most is the water fountain picture on the poster. There shouldn't be a water fountain within three miles of...whatever this is.
 Ulillillia: @DangitBobby Boomshakalaka!
 Not A Bot: Why hast thou forsaken me
 Dr Awkward: @King Polly How did your recycled strawberry marg taste? Just as good the second time around?
 Dr Awkward: Oh man, those handrails make this particularly disturbing for me.
 DangitBobby: Whip out your dick, and come in on that porcelain full-on NBA Jam style!
Image 207635   10-05-17   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
513
 
 Dr Awkward: Thenks Mather for my life.
Image 207634   10-05-17   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
230
 
 Dr Awkward: Bitch, Please!
 Minnesotan: bitches love cow organs
 Yurishiro: Illustration of a pimpslap on Page 6.
 WTF: ...Season of the Witch
 Dr. Bathroom: Lesson One: Bitches be crazy.
Image 207633   10-05-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
430
 
 The Frito Bandito: Ugh that caption
 a robot: Would be much better without that caption at the bottom. What the hell does that add to the proceedings
 sparename: Murun Buchstansangur
 Not A Bot: we've already done this by being here
 WTF: My eyes are down here!
Image 207632   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
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