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263003  El hefe: Oh, Carrot Top...

263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

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262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.



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Score:
830
 
 Mr Mumble: You sir, ate too many Xmas lights.
 Not A Bot: Wrapping arrow points at floor lint
 confession: Awesome eyes, feline
Image 207550   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
713
 
 SlapDaddy72: now I have to do it
 Knice: @VoR *Honking intensifies*
 VoR: @Yurishiro @ughjeez @Knice @Mr. Shine side effects include bleeding ears and anal leakage.
 Mr. Shine: *Does*
 manlyman: I read Do
 SpaceCow: Fozie Bear begins twitching violently.
 Butcherboy: Harpo Marx walks away slowly. Then cuts your cigar in half
 ughjeez: FOOL! Doctor Doom does as he PLEASES!
 PissedOff: You didn't say the magic word...
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: Can't not
 Knice: HONKA-HONKA-HONKA-HONKA-HONKA-HONKA-HONKA-HONKA
Image 207549   10-05-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
615
 
 BavidDowie: Show me your pelvis, Funny Bone.
 Mr. Shine: @Shay Skeletons DO have gender-specific differences, though.
 Catcat: @Warrax Xe's dead, not perverted
 Warrax: I gotta ask tho, why are you wearing pants?
 Catcat: @Robespierre must have been a girl, then. They'd be happy if they didn't have periods anymore.
 Shay: It's true: we're all the same on the inside.
 entropy: Looks damn pleased about it, too.
 Derp Herpigan: ... I can't find that checkbox.
 chemical: I'm doot
 Knice: They are not constrained by your bonary gender identifiers.
Image 207548   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
111
 
 SlapDaddy72: early rising lumberjack?
 kornisjon: Meringue wood? Sounds delicious.
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Your anagram is incorrect. YOU BOZO LOSER HA HA HA!
 Catcat: Mourning Wood is one of the most uncomfortable things to get during funerals.
 VeeKay: Mr Don Gown at the wheel again
 VeeKay: Mr Don Gown at the wheel again
 Shay: Mr. Ng Wood
 Knice: Would be more appropriate on a Dodge.
Image 207547   10-05-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
367
 
 Prostata: LOOK MA, NO BALLS!
 BavidDowie: As close as he could get to the mailman today
 Mr. Shine: @Dr Awkward @Yurishiro Pupper-azi?
 AFanOfSprite: @Yurishiro More like the pooparazzi, amirite!?
 Pront Remp: Albert, Flasher.
 boozer: Take this paparazzi!
Image 207546   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
399
 
 SlapDaddy72: why is stoney the ghost involved here?
 Science: "Boo-Berry is right, kids. Hi, I'm Count Chocula. Take it from Frankenberry and I, who remind you that animals are our friends."
 Catcat: California: even the ghosts are stoned
 thecraftywolf: looking after his pets even in death
 tib gubb: thanks for the kind word, pupper ghost
 dirtstick: Ok, weird ghost with a hot dog on your head
Image 207545   10-05-17   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
594
 
 funy speling: What do I win?
 kornisjon: Oh, delightful. Let's play again!
 kazzy94: Best two outta three
 Urn BooUrn: @Catcat Rude
 Catcat: @Urn BooUrn Still a wiener, tho.
 Urn BooUrn: For the first time, I'm a winner.
 realjon: @Knice YOU LOSE
 Knice: God-damn it; I looked at the wrong one. :-(
Image 207544   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
Score:
200
 
 VeeKay: @sparename Where you from? Birmingham, Alabama?
 sparename: @VeeKay Aye, ah wuz theer, in Cheworly t'otha dee, an' tuk a piktuer...
 VeeKay: That pub's in Chorley, Lancs. Oddly it was an accidental fire and nobody was hurt. Expected to reopen by this Christmas!
 Fancy Clown: Excessive fires. Hot welcome.
 Catcat: I always stay at The James myself.
 VeeKay: Can't call that false advertising
 tib gubb: that's one way to clear out for a remodel
 PenguinBartender: Checks out.
 Bumbo Lungys: 2 stars, "warm welcome" necessitiated skin grafts. Also, soup was somehow cold.
Image 207543   10-05-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
156
 
 Whatever: And this is what happens when Superman holds his nose and sneezes
 Ulillillia: Pronounced "too"
 Yam: Bless you, Ego
 whipwing: @a robot Scientific progress goes Boink?
 a robot: "This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a PTOO."
Image 207542   10-05-17   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
433
 
 SlapDaddy72: bongs 101
 Knice: THCpots
Image 207541   10-05-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
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