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238106  SpaceCow: Make it unsweetened tea and we'll talk.

238171  glenalec: vv Hmmmm. I'm now wondering if he got this 'Make Mexico Pay' idea because he was resentful someone made him pay his half of the costs of a property-dividing fence!

238171  glenalec: We'll build a scarecrow. And make Mexico pay for it.

238232  drtofu: Oscar!

238172  Korrok: I'm okay with this....

238235  VeeKay: @SpaceCow Bucket o blades lol

238239  VeeKay: Mr Kissyface.

238122  SpaceCow: Once you've got pugs this is basically how car cleaning is forever.

238123  SpaceCow: It's clearly the prize to the valedictorian of wishbone academy.

238234  Dr Awkward: Your cats look sick.

238239  Dr Awkward: This picture is increasing my oxytocin levels.

238217  Otterman: @Peter Pantsless And now you know (wheez) the rest... of the story.

238239  Nope: Sharpness - 1000000%

238231  Otterman: We're owwwl exterminators

238164  SpaceCow: Still not as great as Skeet Kendo.

238166  SpaceCow: Nice to see he's gotten work after his work with the Incredibly Strange Creatures who Stopped Living and Became mixed up Zombies.

238231  BavidDowie: WHO LET THE *owls* OUT? WHO! WHO! WHO!

238213  Not A Bot: I don't drink water fish "date" in it

238212  SpaceCow: I see your mom also puts little notes in your lunches.

238199  glenalec: @dangerkeith3000 - vibrations through the suit, so the speaker-direction wouldn't matter.

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238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

238015 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish

238020 Mr. Shine: @UltraBeverly Dolphins tend to have toxic mercury levels, but yeah, real jerks.

238106 SpaceCow: Make it unsweetened tea and we'll talk.

237987 Ulillillia: 1997...yeah, I would been all right with technology stopping there. Though dealing with only physical media was a pain.

238194 VoR: I'm dying right now

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

238029 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Fun fact 3: "BMW" stands for "Break My Windows"

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

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 SlapDaddy72: now I have to do it
 Knice: @VoR *Honking intensifies*
 VoR: @Yurishiro @ughjeez @Knice @Mr. Shine side effects include bleeding ears and anal leakage.
 Mr. Shine: *Does*
 Yurishiro: I read Do
 SpaceCow: Fozie Bear begins twitching violently.
 Butcherboy: Harpo Marx walks away slowly. Then cuts your cigar in half
 ughjeez: FOOL! Doctor Doom does as he PLEASES!
 Robespierre: You didn't say the magic word...
 ignatz: Can't not
Image 207549   10-05-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 BavidDowie: Show me your pelvis, Funny Bone.
 Mr. Shine: @Shay Skeletons DO have gender-specific differences, though.
 Catcat: @Warrax Xe's dead, not perverted
 Warrax: I gotta ask tho, why are you wearing pants?
 Catcat: @Robespierre must have been a girl, then. They'd be happy if they didn't have periods anymore.
 Shay: It's true: we're all the same on the inside.
 Robespierre: Looks damn pleased about it, too.
 Derp Herpigan: ... I can't find that checkbox.
 OldKentuckyShark: I'm doot
 Knice: They are not constrained by your bonary gender identifiers.
Image 207548   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 SlapDaddy72: early rising lumberjack?
 kornisjon: Meringue wood? Sounds delicious.
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Your anagram is incorrect. YOU BOZO LOSER HA HA HA!
 Catcat: Mourning Wood is one of the most uncomfortable things to get during funerals.
 VeeKay: Mr Don Gown at the wheel again
 VeeKay: Mr Don Gown at the wheel again
 Shay: Mr. Ng Wood
 Knice: Would be more appropriate on a Dodge.
Image 207547   10-05-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
 Prostata: LOOK MA, NO BALLS!
 BavidDowie: As close as he could get to the mailman today
 Mr. Shine: @Dr Awkward @Yurishiro Pupper-azi?
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro More like the pooparazzi, amirite!?
 Robespierre: Albert, Flasher.
 Yurishiro: Take this paparazzi!
Image 207546   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 SlapDaddy72: why is stoney the ghost involved here?
 Science: "Boo-Berry is right, kids. Hi, I'm Count Chocula. Take it from Frankenberry and I, who remind you that animals are our friends."
 Catcat: California: even the ghosts are stoned
 thecraftywolf: looking after his pets even in death
 tib gubb: thanks for the kind word, pupper ghost
 Dr Awkward: Ok, weird ghost with a hot dog on your head
Image 207545   10-05-17   Uploaded by    communist
 Felicity: What do I win?
 kornisjon: Oh, delightful. Let's play again!
 kazzy94: Best two outta three
 Urn BooUrn: @Catcat Rude
 Catcat: @Urn BooUrn Still a wiener, tho.
 Urn BooUrn: For the first time, I'm a winner.
 Yurishiro: @Knice YOU LOSE
 Knice: God-damn it; I looked at the wrong one. :-(
Image 207544   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
 VeeKay: @sparename Where you from? Birmingham, Alabama?
 sparename: @VeeKay Aye, ah wuz theer, in Cheworly t'otha dee, an' tuk a piktuer...
 VeeKay: That pub's in Chorley, Lancs. Oddly it was an accidental fire and nobody was hurt. Expected to reopen by this Christmas!
 Fancy Clown: Excessive fires. Hot welcome.
 Catcat: I always stay at The James myself.
 VeeKay: Can't call that false advertising
 tib gubb: that's one way to clear out for a remodel
 PenguinBartender: Checks out.
 Dr Awkward: 2 stars, "warm welcome" necessitiated skin grafts. Also, soup was somehow cold.
Image 207543   10-05-17   Uploaded by    sparename
 Whatever: And this is what happens when Superman holds his nose and sneezes
 Ulillillia: Pronounced "too"
 Yam: Bless you, Ego
 Dr Awkward: @a robot Scientific progress goes Boink?
 a robot: "This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a PTOO."
Image 207542   10-05-17   Uploaded by    potato
 SlapDaddy72: bongs 101
 Knice: THCpots
Image 207541   10-05-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
 VeeKay: Hey everybody, take a look at me, I've got street credibility, I may not have a job, but I have a good time, With the boys that I meet, "down on the line" I said, I don't need you (I don't need you). So you don't approve, well who asked you to? - Hey! Hey jerk, you work (hey jerk, you work) This boy's got better things to do - hell Wham, bam - I am, a man. Job or no job, you can't tell me that I'm not. Do you, enjoy what you do? If not, just stop - don't stay there and rot!
 Yurishiro: These images always put me in a meditative stance, so many difficulties some people face, all because of something so trivial.
 Dreforian: Plot twist: there's a zebra mixed in with those pandas
Image 207540   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Relp
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