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221697  confession: I think I speak for everyone when I say "Go buy a red ribbon for that cat now!"

221684  trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.

221689  sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."

221693  boozer: Am I the only one that thinks that they should keep the chemical cleaning sponge and dish cleaning sponge further apart?

221673  Dan Tagonistic: I think I had this

221693  inthrees: *This bear will get really anal if you act like a child and don't wash your dish.*

221684  Minnesotan: nailed it

221674  karmakat: WHO turned off the light?

221677  karmakat: I am SO HUNGRY I WILL EAT THIS TABLE!

221683  ThoughtlessGentleman: its that trustworthy magical rhinoceros ive been hearing about!!!

221679  karmakat: who farted?

221680  karmakat: aw, so tiny.

221682  karmakat: to avoid spillage huh?

221690  yawgmoth: Straight to the brain

221615  Felicity: Alcohol Improv

221622  Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221684  Theta Zero: "What are you gonna do, eat me?"

221624  Felicity: Weng Weng, in disguise, going undercover

221690  communist: i'm totally craving skulldrinking a beer right now.

221643  Felicity: Nice copperplate lettering at least

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221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221622 Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221577 Korrok: I have to laugh.

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221582 ignatz: You're either with us, or against us (GW Bush)

221607 Cami: Acquisition Catalogue.

221638 Winterneuro: @Haute and sweaty hmmm. I do know the name, so no bet! :-)

221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221610 Yurishiro: @Derp Herpigan ...yes I totally missed...



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Score:
713
 
 SlapDaddy72: now I have to do it
 Knice: @VoR *Honking intensifies*
 VoR: @Yurishiro @ughjeez @Knice @Mr. Shine side effects include bleeding ears and anal leakage.
 Mr. Shine: *Does*
 Yurishiro: I read Do
 SpaceCow: Fozie Bear begins twitching violently.
 Butcherboy: Harpo Marx walks away slowly. Then cuts your cigar in half
 ughjeez: FOOL! Doctor Doom does as he PLEASES!
 Robespierre: You didn't say the magic word...
 ignatz: Can't not
 Knice: HONKA-HONKA-HONKA-HONKA-HONKA-HONKA-HONKA-HONKA
Image 207549   10-05-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
615
 
 BavidDowie: Show me your pelvis, Funny Bone.
 Mr. Shine: @Shay Skeletons DO have gender-specific differences, though.
 Catcat: @Warrax Xe's dead, not perverted
 Warrax: I gotta ask tho, why are you wearing pants?
 Catcat: @Robespierre must have been a girl, then. They'd be happy if they didn't have periods anymore.
 Shay: It's true: we're all the same on the inside.
 Robespierre: Looks damn pleased about it, too.
 Derp Herpigan: ... I can't find that checkbox.
 OldKentuckyShark: I'm doot
 Knice: They are not constrained by your bonary gender identifiers.
Image 207548   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
111
 
 SlapDaddy72: early rising lumberjack?
 kornisjon: Meringue wood? Sounds delicious.
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Your anagram is incorrect. YOU BOZO LOSER HA HA HA!
 Catcat: Mourning Wood is one of the most uncomfortable things to get during funerals.
 VeeKay: Mr Don Gown at the wheel again
 VeeKay: Mr Don Gown at the wheel again
 Shay: Mr. Ng Wood
 Knice: Would be more appropriate on a Dodge.
Image 207547   10-05-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
367
 
 Prostata: LOOK MA, NO BALLS!
 BavidDowie: As close as he could get to the mailman today
 Mr. Shine: @Dr Awkward @Yurishiro Pupper-azi?
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro More like the pooparazzi, amirite!?
 Robespierre: Albert, Flasher.
 Yurishiro: Take this paparazzi!
Image 207546   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
399
 
 SlapDaddy72: why is stoney the ghost involved here?
 Science: "Boo-Berry is right, kids. Hi, I'm Count Chocula. Take it from Frankenberry and I, who remind you that animals are our friends."
 Catcat: California: even the ghosts are stoned
 thecraftywolf: looking after his pets even in death
 tib gubb: thanks for the kind word, pupper ghost
 Dr Awkward: Ok, weird ghost with a hot dog on your head
Image 207545   10-05-17   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
594
 
 Felicity: What do I win?
 kornisjon: Oh, delightful. Let's play again!
 kazzy94: Best two outta three
 Urn BooUrn: @Catcat Rude
 Catcat: @Urn BooUrn Still a wiener, tho.
 Urn BooUrn: For the first time, I'm a winner.
 Yurishiro: @Knice YOU LOSE
 Knice: God-damn it; I looked at the wrong one. :-(
Image 207544   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
Score:
200
 
 VeeKay: @sparename Where you from? Birmingham, Alabama?
 sparename: @VeeKay Aye, ah wuz theer, in Cheworly t'otha dee, an' tuk a piktuer...
 VeeKay: That pub's in Chorley, Lancs. Oddly it was an accidental fire and nobody was hurt. Expected to reopen by this Christmas!
 Fancy Clown: Excessive fires. Hot welcome.
 Catcat: I always stay at The James myself.
 VeeKay: Can't call that false advertising
 tib gubb: that's one way to clear out for a remodel
 PenguinBartender: Checks out.
 Dr Awkward: 2 stars, "warm welcome" necessitiated skin grafts. Also, soup was somehow cold.
Image 207543   10-05-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
156
 
 Whatever: And this is what happens when Superman holds his nose and sneezes
 Ulillillia: Pronounced "too"
 Yam: Bless you, Ego
 Dr Awkward: @a robot Scientific progress goes Boink?
 a robot: "This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a PTOO."
Image 207542   10-05-17   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
433
 
 SlapDaddy72: bongs 101
 Knice: THCpots
Image 207541   10-05-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
395
 
 VeeKay: Hey everybody, take a look at me, I've got street credibility, I may not have a job, but I have a good time, With the boys that I meet, "down on the line" I said, I don't need you (I don't need you). So you don't approve, well who asked you to? - Hey! Hey jerk, you work (hey jerk, you work) This boy's got better things to do - hell Wham, bam - I am, a man. Job or no job, you can't tell me that I'm not. Do you, enjoy what you do? If not, just stop - don't stay there and rot!
 Yurishiro: These images always put me in a meditative stance, so many difficulties some people face, all because of something so trivial.
 Dreforian: Plot twist: there's a zebra mixed in with those pandas
Image 207540   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Relp
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