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258005  Shay: Gran Tordoggo

258008  Shay: Now that's a great insurance company if the lil' brudder is covered by it.

258006  Shay: huh huh huh, Eights, huh huh huh

257995  DrNinjaman: Two words: Fanny pack

258005  Side Boob: Rex. King of the doggos!

258006  Robespierre: Duuuuuuuuuude

258006  Side Boob: Heh, boobs.

258009  Robespierre: Thuglife wikiHow looks thuggish

258010  Robespierre: @Ihminen "Sweeeeet Caroline ... good times never felt so goooood..."

257941  NoRagrets: I dont lie on the internet. That was a lie. Or was it?

257981  Not A Bot: Wearing Kuribo's shoe allows you to stomp around the mosh pit without getting hurt.

258002  DrNinjaman: American Schools: Congratulations! You have just completed the entirety of your education regarding other countries!

257992  ThoughtlessGentleman: this was probably hilarious when two incomes werent necessary to keep a house going.

257994  Robespierre: @Sadbot Are you German? You may have to be German.

258010  Ihminen: the theme song started playing in my head pretty much automatically... mmmm that sweet synth sound

257990  NoRagrets: I know this gets downvoted most of the time when it pops up, but it always gets a chuckle out of me. I think its because of the off the wall, coming from everywhere absurdity of it. And the bad art.

258001  VoR: Thiiiiink pink

257996  NoRagrets: Is this taking a stab at the fact that victims only get royalty money and not all the proceeds?

257998  NoRagrets: @Felicity gonna go with black panther costume on either a sonic character or banjo kazooie character

257979  AlexDeLarge: What not to do at a stop light

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257890 VeeKay: I knew that the millionth facebook like would do it.

257966 Mr. Shine: This is an oddly specific fetish.

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257969 Mr. Shine: Embrace your truth, Jonathan.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?



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Score:
713
 
 SlapDaddy72: now I have to do it
 Knice: @VoR *Honking intensifies*
 VoR: @Yurishiro @ughjeez @Knice @Mr. Shine side effects include bleeding ears and anal leakage.
 Mr. Shine: *Does*
 manlyman: I read Do
 SpaceCow: Fozie Bear begins twitching violently.
 Butcherboy: Harpo Marx walks away slowly. Then cuts your cigar in half
 ughjeez: FOOL! Doctor Doom does as he PLEASES!
 PissedOff: You didn't say the magic word...
 ignatz: Can't not
 Knice: HONKA-HONKA-HONKA-HONKA-HONKA-HONKA-HONKA-HONKA
Image 207549   10-05-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
615
 
 BavidDowie: Show me your pelvis, Funny Bone.
 Mr. Shine: @Shay Skeletons DO have gender-specific differences, though.
 Catcat: @Warrax Xe's dead, not perverted
 Warrax: I gotta ask tho, why are you wearing pants?
 Catcat: @Robespierre must have been a girl, then. They'd be happy if they didn't have periods anymore.
 Shay: It's true: we're all the same on the inside.
 entropy: Looks damn pleased about it, too.
 Derp Herpigan: ... I can't find that checkbox.
 chemical: I'm doot
 Knice: They are not constrained by your bonary gender identifiers.
Image 207548   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
111
 
 SlapDaddy72: early rising lumberjack?
 kornisjon: Meringue wood? Sounds delicious.
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Your anagram is incorrect. YOU BOZO LOSER HA HA HA!
 Catcat: Mourning Wood is one of the most uncomfortable things to get during funerals.
 VeeKay: Mr Don Gown at the wheel again
 VeeKay: Mr Don Gown at the wheel again
 Shay: Mr. Ng Wood
 Knice: Would be more appropriate on a Dodge.
Image 207547   10-05-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
367
 
 Prostata: LOOK MA, NO BALLS!
 BavidDowie: As close as he could get to the mailman today
 Mr. Shine: @Dr Awkward @Yurishiro Pupper-azi?
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro More like the pooparazzi, amirite!?
 Pront Remp: Albert, Flasher.
 boozer: Take this paparazzi!
Image 207546   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
399
 
 SlapDaddy72: why is stoney the ghost involved here?
 Science: "Boo-Berry is right, kids. Hi, I'm Count Chocula. Take it from Frankenberry and I, who remind you that animals are our friends."
 Catcat: California: even the ghosts are stoned
 thecraftywolf: looking after his pets even in death
 tib gubb: thanks for the kind word, pupper ghost
 Dr Awkward: Ok, weird ghost with a hot dog on your head
Image 207545   10-05-17   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
594
 
 funy speling: What do I win?
 kornisjon: Oh, delightful. Let's play again!
 kazzy94: Best two outta three
 Urn BooUrn: @Catcat Rude
 Catcat: @Urn BooUrn Still a wiener, tho.
 Urn BooUrn: For the first time, I'm a winner.
 realjon: @Knice YOU LOSE
 Knice: God-damn it; I looked at the wrong one. :-(
Image 207544   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
Score:
200
 
 VeeKay: @sparename Where you from? Birmingham, Alabama?
 sparename: @VeeKay Aye, ah wuz theer, in Cheworly t'otha dee, an' tuk a piktuer...
 VeeKay: That pub's in Chorley, Lancs. Oddly it was an accidental fire and nobody was hurt. Expected to reopen by this Christmas!
 Fancy Clown: Excessive fires. Hot welcome.
 Catcat: I always stay at The James myself.
 VeeKay: Can't call that false advertising
 tib gubb: that's one way to clear out for a remodel
 PenguinBartender: Checks out.
 Dr Awkward: 2 stars, "warm welcome" necessitiated skin grafts. Also, soup was somehow cold.
Image 207543   10-05-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
156
 
 Whatever: And this is what happens when Superman holds his nose and sneezes
 Ulillillia: Pronounced "too"
 Yam: Bless you, Ego
 Dr Awkward: @a robot Scientific progress goes Boink?
 a robot: "This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a PTOO."
Image 207542   10-05-17   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
433
 
 SlapDaddy72: bongs 101
 Knice: THCpots
Image 207541   10-05-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
395
 
 VeeKay: Hey everybody, take a look at me, I've got street credibility, I may not have a job, but I have a good time, With the boys that I meet, "down on the line" I said, I don't need you (I don't need you). So you don't approve, well who asked you to? - Hey! Hey jerk, you work (hey jerk, you work) This boy's got better things to do - hell Wham, bam - I am, a man. Job or no job, you can't tell me that I'm not. Do you, enjoy what you do? If not, just stop - don't stay there and rot!
 wwwdotcom: These images always put me in a meditative stance, so many difficulties some people face, all because of something so trivial.
 Dreforian: Plot twist: there's a zebra mixed in with those pandas
Image 207540   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Relp
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