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258378  Spazstatic: Huh, that's not what the flag means to me.

258374  sparename: Don't skip tyre day

258332  ignatz: They did work for an outfit called the Asylum tho..

257459  Mr Bleak: I'd watch it.

257468  Mr Bleak: He followed the iPhone instructions, is all.

257469  Mr Bleak: Dr. Seuss reboot looking good "The Cat Is The Hat".

257474  Mr Bleak: @Shay Tell him Nickelback and he'll go away faster.

257477  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know where --this-- is going.

257479  Mr Bleak: Who doesn't?

258337  charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258383  WTF: She was asked by the flight attendant to "please, put your seat back forward".

258268  Felicity: In a restaurant, in a West End town

258272  Felicity: Excellent

257276  Magdra: licorice smelled like death

258299  Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258285  Felicity: Total Perspective Vortex

258292  Felicity: Now to build them into hot rods and pretend they're gifts for the prince

258386  a robot: Klassy!

258394  withak: Arnold as a person is maybe not so good, but Arnold as hunky man-candy is pretty great

258394  randomhobo: I also can hold up a snifter of cognac

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258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

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258337 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?



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Score:
184
 
 WaffleIron: @VoR punk scans felt lores with gay bonhomie
 VoR: @WaffleIron Shrunk man belt sores Hurst to slay Belle's pee
 WaffleIron: @VoR Frunk Mandrel stores wurst to pay hell's fee
 VoR: @WaffleIron
 VoR: Hunk handle isn't for wrist in shell sea
 WaffleIron: @VoR Skunk channel is my florist I shall see.
 VoR: @WaffleIron Funk flannel from a tourist of Talsi
 WaffleIron: @VoR Drunk mana from the forest of boozy
 VoR: @WaffleIron pig cabana whilst firing an uzi
 WaffleIron: @VoR Big Kahuna in a Jacuzzi
 VoR: @WaffleIron
 VoR: Dishy cat tuna dating a floozie
 WaffleIron: @VoR : fishy kahlua making me woozy
 VoR: @WaffleIron Plushie hit job saving m' Susie.
 WaffleIron: @VoR : tushie hijab tiramisu
 VoR: @WaffleIron sushi scarab mirror in view
 WaffleIron: @VoR : Mushy scab filler for who?
 VoR: @WaffleIron Nuski flab killer kazoo
 WaffleIron: @VoR Husky stab, kalamazoo
 VoR: @WaffleIron crusty crab, two ply for poo
 WaffleIron: @VoR Trusy tag, reply for you.
 VoR: @WaffleIron Musty bag, coloured blue.
 WaffleIron: @VoR : Lusty wag in the crew
 VoR: @WaffleIron
 VoR: Busty stag in the zoo
 WaffleIron: @VoR : rusty 'stang for two
 VoR: @WaffleIron humpy gang and brew
 WaffleIron: @VoR : Stumpy kangaroo
 VoR: @WaffleIron flumpy flew
 WaffleIron: @VoR : swampy stew
 VoR: @WaffleIron Trendy flu
 WaffleIron: @VoR : Cindyloo Who
 VoR: @WaffleIron och aye the noo
 WaffleIron: @VoR : Spank in the Loo
 VoR: @WaffleIron Rank good goo
 WaffleIron: @VoR : dank tutu
 VoR: @WaffleIron
 VoR: Frank foo-foo
 WaffleIron: @VoR : New frou-frou
 VoR: @WaffleIron Moo Too
 WaffleIron: @VoR : mow tow
 VoR: @WaffleIron Flow moto
 WaffleIron: @VoR : slow jato
 VoR: @WaffleIron Throw tomato
 WaffleIron: @VoR slow potato
 VoR: @WaffleIron dough pro
 WaffleIron: @VoR : Faux toe
 VoR: @WaffleIron lo woe
 WaffleIron: @VoR : Bo Know
 VoR: @WaffleIron Hoe Foe
 WaffleIron: @VoR : Fo sho!
 VoR: Oh no
 VoR: @WaffleIron lashing sad
 VoR: @WaffleIron lashing sad
 WaffleIron: @VoR : gnashing pad
 VoR: @WaffleIron Rashing lad
 WaffleIron: @VoR : Smashing Mad
 VoR: @WaffleIron Flashing Chad
 WaffleIron: @VoR Dashing Cad
 VoR: @WaffleIron Massing Wad
 WaffleIron: @VoR Passing Fad.
 VoR: @WaffleIron coughing Dad?
 WaffleIron: @VoR : Coffee Rad?
 VoR: @WaffleIron copy bad.
 WaffleIron: Spite rad!
 Annoying Vegan : I believe there is a salve for that
 sirgallium: That's some jazzy shit
 sirgallium: That's some jazzy shit
 Mommmma: What. The. Crap??????
 tane: @Yurishiro sorry grammar police.
 snipdawg: Did we just pooped our conjoined intestines?
 a robot: Seriously, where do these images come from? Why do they exist? What was going through the creator's mind? There are a lot of images similar to this that keep getting posted and every time I just want to scream "WHYYY??"
 Prostata: this porn is weird
Image 207530   10-05-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
181
 
 BavidDowie: Sad to see what became of Napoleon Dynamite in college.
 Fancy Clown: Unnecessary?
 Greifer: @WTF now push his head fifteen times and then blow his feet five times!
 waxymom: Take it like a man!
 PenguinBartender: @PenguinBartender Bottom line: dude loves knives.
 PenguinBartender: "When Labogen showed the knife, officials said, a witness was able to disable him. Labogen became more agitated and displayed a second knife. Three other students were able to subdue Labogen and disarm him until Omaha police officers arrived. A third knife was also found on Labogen, police said." -- KETV 7 report, May 7, 2015
 Skaalar: "THAT GUY! SWARM! SWARM!"
 Uncle Phil: Library police are serious about being quiet
 petepuma: needs more denim
 WTF: They definitely need a refresher course on how to perform CPR.
Image 207529   10-05-17   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
658
 
 Dr Awkward: @eider Haha, harsh
 Emoji: Well, the guy COMMITS
 FabricMan: Whooooa here she comes...
 eider: I see his laces are untied.
Image 207528   10-05-17   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
195
 
 Sharkface: What are you complaining about?!? They just lowered the price from 148$ to 3$!!!!!!!
Image 207527   10-05-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
191
 
 BavidDowie: Hi, Art!
 Dr Awkward: Canadian Fart
 Skaalar: @thecraftywolf Do what I do, agonize over the post you're about to make for a good twenty minutes, and then don't post it.
 thecraftywolf: @thecraftywolf is that bad to say that argument over a bundle of sticks has me scared
 thecraftywolf: the art of apology?
 WTF: Every issue is about how much he likes the Leafs.
 Sandor: Magazine only contains pictures of Canadians names Art
Image 207526   10-05-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
260
 
 Mr Bleak: I feel sorry for the goalie.
 Dr Awkward: Not interested in seeing your scissor kick, Pele
 skillet: Still better than watching an actual game.
 Sadbot: But how do I take a dive in this version
Image 207525   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
415
 
 Teechur: @ThoughtlessGentleman Indeed! This one has a different ending: bartleby.com/17/1/…
 DrinkMixMan: Heh heh. Mule.
 Niels Bohr: There's nothing wrong with the third panel. He just needs to turn around and slap the shit outta those two in the fourth panel.
 nuke em: This is YOUR society mister.
 a robot: I hate this every time I see it. No one needs to give even a tiny shit about what random strangers think about what they are doing, and like @Catcat said, they couldn't even come up with a reason to not let ones wife ride the donkey so they just went with "stupid." This is some freshman year Sociology class bullshit
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur this is an old fable right?
 tib gubb: actually, i'm pretty sure most people don't give a shit
 Ihminen: This Gorillaz album cover parody is weird
 Catcat: Why is letting your wife ride the mule stupid?
 Sadbot: I legit think that debate club produces these people. They don't have an ideology or good praxis, they just like feeling superior by using any and all criticism.
 Teechur: The final panel is where the two are carrying the mule. The complainers say they are fools for not using common sense.
Image 207524   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
193
 
 WaffleIron: Holy crap I didnt see the below image before posting that.
 WaffleIron: I remember the man skirt from Star Trek tng
 DrinkMixMan: Meanwhile, in the future... #207522
 Urn BooUrn: @nightmarez probably the same reason the other guy is wearing a sweatshirt as pants, they didn't put enough thought into what gear they were taking.
 fanny: they just announced staff can no longer wear jeans at my school. I have decided to wear nothing but Hammer pants and Skidz. These would be awesome.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @nightmarez you wouldnt believe how often that happens.
 Catcat: Both sagging and not sagging
 El Barto: Time to change your diaper.
 Cami: STOP! HAMMER TIME.
Image 207523   10-05-17   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
627
 
 DrinkMixMan: Since when is this more attractive than #207523 ?
 Dr Awkward: Stop! Hammer time!
 Urn BooUrn: He's making it work.
 Dreforian: Evacuating to the Saucer Section; but now that I think about it, they could also just be racing to the one bathroom on the ship while trying to hold it in...
 Morn Bumbies: Those awesome minidresses from the original series should be for everyone!
 Skaalar: I am so ok with this.
 WTF: At least he's got the legs for it.
 Catcat: They introduced the unisex skirt uniforms in a recent Star Trek Online patch
 Cami: Let me show you why they call me the velour fog.
 charmander: Velooooour!
 beefbeef: The penny just dropped. Zapp Brannihan!
Image 207522   10-05-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
240
 
 San DoDo: Still works
 El hefe: Done that
 InfiniteZero: This dildo is weird.
 Teechur: A square knot should take care of that. Or JBWeld. That fixes everything.
Image 207521   10-05-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
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