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221285  Relp: You mess with the bean, you get the whole burrito!

221270  Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.

221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?



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hat thrab uploaded 220996 (707 points)
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 5. killme: 1679 points
 6. Brain: 1657 points
 7. logono: 1501 points
 8. robford: 1494 points
 9. Shay: 1402 points
10. Jolly Well: 1385 points
11. tea: 1345 points
12. ColdHotCool: 1334 points
13. jonz: 1329 points
14. Gallifrasian: 1279 points
15. Extreme Locorito: 1268 points
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893
 
 Dr Awkward: I heart this
 Kess: AWWWWWWWWW, greyhounds! *heart explodes*
Image 207261   10-03-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
461
 
 Mad Collager: @WaffleIron I'm just learning Java, and as of today, I get the joke. Yesterday it would've gone right over my head. Good timing!
 FabricMan: Hong Kong?
 Teechur: Must be in Catalonia.
 WaffleIron: Try again calls the gotojail() sub, and that sub has no return()
Image 207260   10-03-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
977
 
 zodiacflash: Oh nothin, just cat stuff...
 Yurishiro: Weird spider.
 Cami: I should attack a boat.
 Peter Pantsless: Reminds me of when Sideshow Bob fell of the dam
 sparename: Catalogged
Image 207259   10-03-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
619
 
 Yurishiro: @Mad Collager Ba-dum, tiss!
 Mad Collager: Without his horse, the knight just isn't dragoon enough to fight.
 Teechur: There should be more of this in the world.
 WaffleIron: Tea people just arent antagonistic enough.
Image 207258   10-03-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
600
 
 piranharama: Yer a wizard Corgi
 Side Boob: So you see, as a result of these principles, Einstein deduced that there is no fixed frame of reference in the universe.
Image 207257   10-03-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
422
 
 brian greene: only if you use brown bread
 Dr Awkward: Racist if racist
 Fiveninety: @Nope tune in at 10 and we'll take a closer look!
 Nope: Are we asking stupid questions to fill air time?
 Mr. Shine: "No."
 Haute and sweaty: Well? Are they?
Image 207256   10-03-17   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
596
 
 Yurishiro: He gave the snake a nachos.
 BavidDowie: Weird accent.
Image 207255   10-03-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
427
 
 Air Biscuit: A standard curling "rock" is 42 pounds. Gonna need a bigger racket.
 Peter Pantsless: Somebody call the IOC
 WTF: Hocknis
Image 207254   10-03-17   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
350
 
 Jabberwikket: For different information, take dosage and reread
 zodiacflash: Followed instructions, ate whole bottle in 3 hours. Woke up a week later naked, sunburnt, and covered in my own filth on the slab where my house used to be.
 smusher: Is mercilon the new brand name for marijuana?
 Haute and sweaty: Oh Lord, have merci lon me.
 Mr. Shine: Instructions unclear: Overdosed.
Image 207253   10-03-17   Uploaded by    OldKentuckyShark
Score:
524
 
 Spazstatic: Mmm, mmm, MMM!
 grizzly: Give us a kiss!
 BavidDowie: I LOVE muthafukin leefs!
Image 207252   10-03-17   Uploaded by    gary
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