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267869  brown tony: @Scoo lolol

267936  Micro Jackson: I know I've been whisking the cat for hours but it's still kinda lumpy

267940  Micro Jackson: Recursive

267942  Micro Jackson: C'mon pupper! Eat the homework like a good doggo!

267943  Micro Jackson: Low budget Titanic remake

267944  Micro Jackson: Off to wabbit skool!

267946  Micro Jackson: Gonna be hard to get the lasagne stains out

267947  Micro Jackson: ABSolutely not

267949  Micro Jackson: @hapi papi That's kinda the point. It makes as much sense as any other religion.

267951  Micro Jackson: 10: PRINT "BOOBS" 20: GOTO 10

267952  Micro Jackson: Why?

267955  Micro Jackson: It won't last

267957  Micro Jackson: Listen up, pup!

267958  Micro Jackson: Pump YOU up!

267938  MrBoffo: Snakes love this!

267943  MrBoffo: Swann's Way

267949  MrBoffo: ANT-KNEEEE!

267952  MrBoffo: None Of The Above

267932  dangerkeith3000: I don't get these pop culture jokes.

267953  MrBoffo: HAW! An I bet these weirdos drive on the LEFT side of the road, too!

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267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267713 dangerkeith3000: The human Centipede.

267859 Mr. Butt: @fanny Instructions unclear. Ewok stuck in ass.



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Score:
315
 
 PushyWebsite: Out of court settlements happened more often than being found "not guilty."
 Peddy Tenderglass: @BILL DOOR Thriller was amazing. And OJ Simpson was found not guilty so he obviously didn't kill 2 people in cold blood and our justice system always works and Trayvon Martin must have deserved to be shot. And I was making a joke. It's not like I'm going to hurt his feelings.
 Ulillillia: MJ IS NICE.
 BILL DOOR: ALSO HE MADE THRILLER. THRILLER WAS AMAZING.
 BILL DOOR: @dangerkeith3000 DESPITE WHAT THE MEDIA WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE HE WAS FOUND 'NOT GUILTY' OF THOSE ALLEGATIONS AND WE MUST ABIDE BY THOSE RULINGS, FOR IF WE DO NOT FOLLOW THE WORD OF LAW THEN WE OPEN OURSELVES TO GREATER INJUSTICES. FURTHERMORE, HE WAS ONE OF THE CENTURY'S GREATEST ENTERTAINERS, ONE WHO PUT HIS HEART AND SOUL INTO HIS WORK, AND FOR THAT AT LEAST WE SHOULD HONOR HIS MEMORY.
 Sage: ... Who's underwear is that?
 Ulillillia: If it were anyone else, I would think this is an unusual picture.
Image 206997   10-02-17   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
351
 
 Annoying Vegan : @BILL DOOR But it is super purdy.
 BILL DOOR: THAT IS NOT HOW YOU MAKE APPLE SAUCE. THAT ISN'T RIGHT AT ALL.
Image 206996   10-02-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
285
 
 crazyfingers: Maybe the card recipient is not fat but the card giver hopes that he will become fat, because he likes fat people
 sirgallium: master class on trolling
 BILL DOOR: SCHRODINGER'S CHILD: HE IS BOTH NAUGHTY AND NICE UNTIL HE IS OBSERVED, THEREBY COLLAPSING THE WAVEFORM.
 lavender: "I hope your fat ass gets an an ass-load of presents"
Image 206995   10-02-17   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
672
 
 WTF: Look to the cookie Elaine!
 BILL DOOR: I HAVE NEVER SEEN A WHITE OR BLACK PERSON. ONLY VARYING SHADES OF PINK AND BROWN AND TAN. ASIDE FROM PIGMENTATION THE PHYSICAL DIFFERENCES ARE PRACTICALLY NIL, AND THEREFORE THERE IS NO LOGICAL BASIS UPON WHICH WE MAY BUILD A FRAMEWORK OF OPPRESSION.
 Sadbot: Old school activists got intersectionality in a "the oppression of white labor has the same source as the oppression of blacks" kind of way. Bring that fire back, not this weak sauce "let's hug it out/share a Pepsi" garbage.
 Fancy Clown: Grey?
 Ulillillia: Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet, still, somehow racial harmony eludes us.
Image 206994   10-02-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
530
 
 Mr Bleak: Goatse s getting worse.
 Mustyrats: Took me a while to realise that wasnt a sculpture of crusted-over bodies flowing into the pit
 BILL DOOR: THIS IS NOT THE ROAD TO HELL. I DO NOT SEE A SINGLE GOOD INTENTION.
 wolfpk: Nope, not creepy at all.
 antipatterns: Disregard that, this does not seem to be Katia and Maurice Krafft.
 antipatterns: Oh Shit! Isn't this from that couple of vulcanologists who got insanely close to lava, and then were eventually killed by a volcano? These always fill me with insane dread.
 Side Boob: ...and here's Aunt Marge standing next to the gates of hell
 NoRagrets: Oh look, a pit to hell.
Image 206993   10-02-17   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
492
 
 Annoying Vegan : 12/10 would rub tummy for good luck
 grizzly: Nice butthole.
 miller: Vogue.
Image 206992   10-02-17   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
407
 
 Rocky XLVII: For some reason you see these at gas stations. They must like the fumes or something
 TurkeyVulture: @Knice pretty sure I remember a McGuyver episode where he totally pwned those same ants.
 Wooden Spoon: @antipatterns @Knice : I have the movie taped from TV on VHS! If they allowed the 1950s movie to be that disturbing I can't imagine how disturbing the book was.
 antipatterns: @Knice There was a radio drama version of that story produced sometime around 1950 for the CBS adventure anthology "Escape." Very good series, the best.
 WTF: (30 seconds later) A bleached white skeleton
 Butcherboy: My cicadaian rhythm is off
 Knice: Back in school, we read a story called 'Leiningen Versus the Ants' which really fucked me up. It would require a lot of sedation for me to tolerate some shit like this.
Image 206991   10-02-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
513
 
 afroking: ANT-KNEEEEEEE!
 guest: jeez gazorpazorpfield, you're i mean you're pretty mean to me but this takes the cake
 WaffleIron: Next time drive slower on the way home from the grocery store jern.
Image 206990   10-02-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Image 206989 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by virtualman. We'll pray for you, virtualman.
Score:
517
 
 Niels Bohr: I always pictured cats as filthy libertarians. Calicos with guns and Ron Paul campaign material.
 BILL DOOR: AND THUS BEGINS THE EDUCATION OF CHAIRMAN CHAIRMAN MEOW.
 Cami: I thought cats were all Libertarians.
 funny in the wall: catto knows what's what
 trelyate: how to talk to your cat about communism
 Mexico: They raise some interesting points, but the ideal system is a cat-based monarchy.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i knew this day would come first crabs with knives then chimpanzees with rifles now?! cats with a communist manifesto....
 Knice: Proletaricat
 WaffleIron: Commumeowst
 Amy Housewine: Seize the means of pawduction.
Image 206988   10-02-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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