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221665  karmakat: now find me shoes and GLOVES!

221604  trelyate: you're a kitty!

221671  karmakat: I am not here...you aren't seeing me.

221689  tib gubb: this is the reality of net neutrality, people

221689  PenguinBartender: It's a ruse. While you're waiting the xenomorph sneaks in through the vent in your room to nibble on your cerebral cortex.

221697  confession: I think I speak for everyone when I say "Go buy a red ribbon for that cat now!"

221684  trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.

221689  sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."

221693  boozer: Am I the only one that thinks that they should keep the chemical cleaning sponge and dish cleaning sponge further apart?

221673  Dan Tagonistic: I think I had this

221693  inthrees: *This bear will get really anal if you act like a child and don't wash your dish.*

221684  Minnesotan: nailed it

221674  karmakat: WHO turned off the light?

221677  karmakat: I am SO HUNGRY I WILL EAT THIS TABLE!

221683  ThoughtlessGentleman: its that trustworthy magical rhinoceros ive been hearing about!!!

221679  karmakat: who farted?

221680  karmakat: aw, so tiny.

221682  karmakat: to avoid spillage huh?

221690  yawgmoth: Straight to the brain

221615  Felicity: Alcohol Improv

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221610 Yurishiro: @Derp Herpigan ...yes I totally missed...

221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?

221638 Winterneuro: @Haute and sweaty hmmm. I do know the name, so no bet! :-)

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221582 ignatz: You're either with us, or against us (GW Bush)

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221622 Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221613 Mr. Shine: @bug I THINK mine is a porcelain-coated surgical steel core. It bridges a missing gap where a tooth shattered. Sha-doo-bee. Shattered.

221607 Cami: Acquisition Catalogue.



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Score:
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 Felicity: For some reason you see these at gas stations. They must like the fumes or something
 TurkeyVulture: @Knice pretty sure I remember a McGuyver episode where he totally pwned those same ants.
 Wooden Spoon: @antipatterns @Knice : I have the movie taped from TV on VHS! If they allowed the 1950s movie to be that disturbing I can't imagine how disturbing the book was.
 antipatterns: @Knice There was a radio drama version of that story produced sometime around 1950 for the CBS adventure anthology "Escape." Very good series, the best.
 WTF: (30 seconds later) A bleached white skeleton
 Butcherboy: My cicadaian rhythm is off
 Knice: Back in school, we read a story called 'Leiningen Versus the Ants' which really fucked me up. It would require a lot of sedation for me to tolerate some shit like this.
Image 206991   10-02-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
485
 
 Robespierre: ANT-KNEEEEEEE!
 guest: jeez gazorpazorpfield, you're i mean you're pretty mean to me but this takes the cake
 WaffleIron: Next time drive slower on the way home from the grocery store jern.
Image 206990   10-02-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Image 206989 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by virtualman. We'll pray for you, virtualman.
Score:
517
 
 Niels Bohr: I always pictured cats as filthy libertarians. Calicos with guns and Ron Paul campaign material.
 BILL DOOR: AND THUS BEGINS THE EDUCATION OF CHAIRMAN CHAIRMAN MEOW.
 Cami: I thought cats were all Libertarians.
 funny in the wall: catto knows what's what
 trelyate: how to talk to your cat about communism
 Mexico: They raise some interesting points, but the ideal system is a cat-based monarchy.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i knew this day would come first crabs with knives then chimpanzees with rifles now?! cats with a communist manifesto....
 Knice: Proletaricat
 WaffleIron: Commumeowst
 Amy Housewine: Seize the means of pawduction.
Image 206988   10-02-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
158
 
 Felicity: Meownton Tabby
Image 206987   10-02-17   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
368
 
 Yurishiro: "Oh and this is the condom I said I was wearing."
 Shay: HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
 Hosebag: Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!
 Cami: She was way out of his league.
 Butcherboy: Looked a bit like riker though. Hmmmm
 Butcherboy: Anyone ever notice that kid looked nothing like chief obrien?
 dangerkeith3000: Push, Keiko.
 Micro Jackson: Oh shit! My browser history!
Image 206986   10-02-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
146
 
 Micro Jackson: Hello!
 charlemagne: tiny montana
Image 206985   10-02-17   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
384
 
 Yurishiro: P.s. This plate Will explode in 3.2.1.
 Micro Jackson: Yes we all remember what a dick he was
 VeeKay: Christ.
 Amy Housewine: Classic Rog.
Image 206984   10-02-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
250
 
 Not A Bot: Mistakes were made
 Mr. Shine: SO FREAKIN SPARKLY!!
Image 206983   10-02-17   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
204
 
 Micro Jackson: @a robot See! Told ya!
 a robot: @Micro Jackson youtu.be/…
 Yurishiro: Can you at least also tell if gay bottom or top? Jeez
 Shay: Ir u reac this ur 6ay?
 Teechur: @BILL DOOR There was a time when I was feeling down. So I turned off the caps lock and I felt ever so much better.
 BILL DOOR: I WISH. THERE ARE TIMES I FEEL A BIT DOWN AND I COULD USE SOME CHEERING UP.
 Derp Herpigan: "Three years, dad. Three years, you almost had it"
 Micro Jackson: Urgay is n South America, isn't it?
 charlemagne: well, stay shipwrecked then
 Amy Housewine: Ur-gay, the original gay.
 SomeCanadian: I was gay before I read this. *pssht*
 tib gubb: hey guys i guess i'm gay
Image 206982   10-02-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
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