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216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

216096  Greek Fire: "We can make it if we run." "No, we can't. We're being hunted."

216092  qazwsx: But.....it was so amazing....

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216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215977 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215938 FatTigerWoods: The abyss stares at you even when you're not staring back

216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?



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Score:
1791
 
 Catcat: Love the sign of the door
 DarkTeddy: Wow for the first time I get the inside joke.
 Side Boob: @Ihminen Now I want to do one with the Spanish Inquisition
 Ihminen: lol wasn't expecting this
 Yurishiro: Hah!
 Donut: I HAVEN'T BEEN AWAY THAT LONG
 Knice: @Noremak Looking like you have a personal tailor-made swaperino, there!
 Noremak: I love satire.
 Shay: BU strikes again.
 Knice: Dayum.
 San DoDo: Wait, isn't that just a ... wooohooo, 2 close4me
 Side Boob: I lost XP laughing at this :P
 Sadbot: Sometimes the loss of XP is harder on the commenter than the poster
 eider: OOOOOOOH, BUUUUURRRRNNNN.
 jochenau: I have no idea what's going on here but I love it.
 Theta Zero: I loss XP for this
 Cami: That's one dead fascine.
Image 206925   10-02-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
239
 
 Shay: Daddy would you like some sausage?
 Teechur: A LinksIn meat-up?
 eider: @Mr. Shine Stop being such a brat.
 Mr. Shine: This is the wurst.
 a sedated moose: Is this a sausage party?
Image 206924   10-02-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
329
 
 Derp Herpigan: Umm. I got 7.
 Otterman: Telephone pole
 Not A Bot: *Godfather voice* Make him an offer he can't refuse.
 wolfpk: Question of the day: Should we have proper answers to our questions? 1 Milk. 2. Gas
 Air Biscuit: Unsure
 eider: I agree
Image 206923   10-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
232
 
 Felicity: Did Grimace always have camel toe?
 El hefe: His shamrock shake brings all the lads to the yard
 Cami: Racist.
Image 206922   10-02-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
165
 
 Mr Bleak: I think I dated the one in the middle when I was at university?
 Shay: It's not Halloween yet FFS.
 BILL DOOR: I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE GLAD THAT I DO NOT SLEEP.
 msmstud: Creepier than a pony costume.
 Prostata: the horror.... the horror....
 Knice: Girls my ass.
 eider: The end of days
 a sedated moose: This is doin me a frighten.
Image 206921   10-02-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
345
 
 Robespierre: Leapin' lizards!
 Yurishiro: OMG they come with eyelashes now!
Image 206920   10-02-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
586
 
 BILL DOOR: ARTFUL, STYLISH, AND EMPOWERING. THIS IS GOOD.
 Yurishiro: Eh...not all of them do unfortunately...
 Side Boob: Girls do indeed rock
 eider: @apoxia They're braids, actually.
 apoxia: Damn straight!
Image 206919   10-02-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
511
 
 Mr Bleak: Nasty Hobbitses. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
 Jeffrat: Little known fact the cult favorite "The Babadook" started like as a documentary about a day in the life of Shel Silvertstein.
 Yurishiro: He's turning! SHOOT
 copunter: ... of society
 Sadbot: @ptrain "And now I'll show you.....WHERE THE SIDEWALK ENDS!" *action music plays*
Image 206918   10-02-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
223
 
 Science: @Mr. Shine: It looks like a stormwater runoff, not a sewer, so it probably doesn't smell terrible.
 Mr. Shine: I'll bet it smells great in there.
Image 206917   10-02-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
274
 
 Science: @Felicity: Yes he was. Tony Hawk is like 50 years old.
 Felicity: Does that say Tony Hawk? Was he around in the eighties?
 Prostata: lol the 80s sucked so hard. don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise because they're lying
 Mr. Shine: @Cami "I didn't sell out; I bought in!"
 Sadbot: @Cami You can't tell me not to insider trade, you're not my real dad, FEC! *skateboard away*
 Cami: He's an investment banker now.
Image 206916   10-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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