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263278  Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad

263262  wolfpk: Ethics!?

263304  VoR: You know someone would

263301  Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man

263281  wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.

263297  Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!

263292  wolfpk: How about #261373

263306  sparename: A Regular Occurrence

263302  Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!

263297  Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.

263299  Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.

263301  Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.

263216  Robespierre: @Knice From the setting, the shirts, the ties, the "diversity training"/"team building exercise", I'd say it is somewhat like The Orifice (US), or some variation thereupon.

263246  trelyate: car comes with one subwoofer

263252  trelyate: Netflix marathoners are the right group to target

263260  trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right

263272  AdaMan: They did a TV show of this called the Almighty Johnsons

263279  trelyate: and then it whispered to me, "Bring back 80's speed metal."

263281  trelyate: I usually just watch Adult Swim's Off the Air when I want to see something crazy while tripping

263293  Bohab: If your entire "coitus" is only 2/3rds the length of your "climax" I'm not sure how your wife is getting "satisfaction"

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263274 dangerkeith3000: Somebody just watched a live birth.

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

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 White Rice: @zrj235 you reveal that you are not committed to the mascot lifestyle. It's a whole thing, and somewhat absurd (but pretty entertaining too). While they might physically be able to do so, it would be admitting defeat, and no door, be it building, train, or ticket turnstile, will stand in a mascots way (even if they have to get someone to remove said obstructing door)
 zrj235: couldn't you just.. like.. get out of the suit and walk through the door, then pull it through after you? are you that committed to the illusion?
 charlemagne: gotta catch them all
 A duck: Things havent been going so well for Left Shark, I see
 time is wastin: Trapped in a word that he never made.
Image 206246   09-28-17   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
180
 
 zrj235: I see a melon popsicle father holding his newborn melon popsicle baby and saying: "this will all be over soon, it's summer"
 A duck: Push a push pop / Push it for flavor / Push a push pop / Tear the sides off like a Godless heathen
 duckfarts: @fishing push pop noobs
Image 206245   09-28-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
510
 
 charlemagne: look, it's me swimming
 ThoughtlessGentleman: lay thine eyes pon my glouriousch derriere and weep commoner!!!
 piranharama: There's a great YouTube clip of peacock spiders dancing to Stayin' Alive. It's pretty great
 White Rice: Sorry, I only like you as a friend & a bug eliminator.
Image 206244   09-28-17   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Score:
486
 
 Knice: @fanny The future's looking good. :-)
 zrj235: 4: CORN. Y/N. (this is an essay question and points will be awarded discretionary by judge)
 zrj235: 3: RANK IN ORDER OF TALLNESS, FROM LEAST CORN TO GREATEST CORN: CORN, CORN, CORN. (5 points)
 zrj235: 2: IS CORN TALL? (3 points)
 zrj235: 1: HOW TALL IS CORN? (3 points)
 fanny: @Knice I was thinking of you earlier today... when i arrived in my first grade classroom they were making a bar graph of their favorite foods on the board with their classroom teacher. On the top the chart said "Our Favorite Foods!" and under they were listed- Corn, McDonalds. And that's it.
 Knice: Awe yiss :-D @ThoughtlessGentleman
 duckfarts: I was expecting the game board to be more of a maize
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Knice game night?
 Warrax: Is it grass tho?
 BavidDowie: @Dr Awkward That is clearly Iowa. Kansas has wheat.
 pusha p: Friday night in Kansas.
Image 206243   09-28-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
821
 
 eider: Oh no a child has two loving parents, it's the end of civilization!
 duckfarts: @Nope the hero we need, not the hero we deserve
 funny in the wall: rad for progressive business values bad for unnecessary gasping people. the response is not controversial or gaspworthy, it is correct
 Nope: @Hosebag Naw there is a guy on facebook who has his name as "Customer Service" changes his profile pic to respond to shit like that. Hes a hero but is based on a lie.
 Hosebag: I hope this is real, because great if it is. That can't be real.
Image 206242   09-28-17   Uploaded by    alborland
Score:
791
 
 Gomi Day: one of my elves made a special gift for you! #206279
 Air Biscuit: If i die in the illusion quade, i can never come back into your mind.
 dobbiesdoogs: Space Alien Network of Toy Administration
 duckfarts: this Britney video got weird
 Ihminen: I love this
 Ulillillia: He's giving these people air!
 funny in the wall: @Hosebag right? something is very sinister about this composition. i thought it was a bomb
 Colty Brumb: I like his Kirbyesque stance
 piranharama: Illegal Aliens? Not on Trumps Mars!
 Tiny Butt: I don't know why this is a thing, but take my Rad, please.
 Hosebag: It's a cyanide pill in the box.
Image 206241   09-28-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
272
 
 zrj235: only temporarily, till i'm done
 duckfarts: yo get away from my secret dog stash
Image 206240   09-28-17   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
628
 
 Shay: @Not A Bot Ehhh...guy's creepy AF because of his *cough* past.
 Air Biscuit: @Annoying Vegan chicken run 2 live action looking good.
 duckfarts: you misspelled "delighted"
 Not A Bot: Tbf this is a good Shmorky comic imo
 piranharama: Fucking chickbait
 Shay: WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP!
 forkbear: For the first time in the herstory of the Internet, something that was referred to as "shocking" almost approached actually being "shocking". How wizard!
 Annoying Vegan : Poultry in motion
Image 206239   09-28-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
547
 
 Air Biscuit: Me 14 years ago minus the hair. I still hide a pair in the back of the closet just in case...
 Ulillillia: Respek.
 funny in the wall: nice touch with the shelltoes
 FabricMan: Keep on truckin', your Highness
 HenryVIII: JNCOs for lyfe
 skunkrocker: Swag if true
Image 206238   09-28-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
178
 
 El hefe: The Fifth Element future is coming
 Air Biscuit: This season, on the hunger games...
 grizzly: Mazel Tov
 Peach: Come for the pregame, stay for the halftime.
Image 206237   09-28-17   Uploaded by    Largehand
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