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210560  antipatterns: wish i could rad for bill without all the noise and pointless masculine posturing

210557  Warrax: It's harder to chew if it's tensed up.

210559  fanny: i bet it smells great in there

210563  Sauce Packets: One has the ridges going up and down, the other left to right?

210535  wolfpk: After a night of kinky sex, you should wear a shirt.

210537  ignatz: Love thi guys wodrk..

210540  wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".

210540  ignatz: Plot twist : they're unloading

210559  antipatterns: You lose your costume deposit if you puke in the thing

210410  trelyate: Chuck Tingle is their best customer

210546  antipatterns: Except libraries aren't controlled by a psychopathic corporation who sees knowledge as a "commodity"

210549  wolfpk: Only your own

210553  wolfpk: In this case movie and porn are synonyms.

210551  antipatterns: Reminds me of an old headline: "Headless Body Found In Topless Bar"

210557  fanny: *Iscream

210444  trelyate: his last name is the sound someone makes while drowning

210558  fanny: i think i just had sex?

210558  Amy Housewine: Instructions unclear, dick caught in confusing diagram.

210553  Ulillillia: :

210527  Ulillillia: The Best Things for Sale

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210332 werterland: @danny ME TOO. There also doesn't seem to be a complete series set, which I find kind of weird.

210512 BavidDowie: HUGE PENIS! ...am I doing this right?

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210528 Ulillillia: IWSN

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210540 wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".



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Score:
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 Otterman: I want this to be true, and I have no idea why.
 Robespierre: Surf's up!
 fanny: this is what happens when you fold flat earth
 Dr Awkward: That's one helluva tide
 Zukero: This beach's slope is steep.
 Derp Herpigan: [Inception theme]
Image 206182   09-28-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
343
 
 tib gubb: there's a reason we keep a louisville slugger in the print room
 Dr Awkward: @doggggggie Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in printer.
 Zukero: Typical Epson. Never ever try the test feature of their laser video projector. It'll burn the house down.
Image 206181   09-28-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
460
 
 Hosebag: Hey tick bag!
 dangerkeith3000: You CAN teach an old deer new tricks!
 BavidDowie: Lick on! Lick off! The Licker(tm)
 Yurishiro: Classic deer.
 Zukero: Now, try the wall socket.
 Niels Bohr: Please doen't.
Image 206180   09-28-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
487
 
 grizzly: @grizzly switch?! You sons of...
 grizzly: I like Cathy
 Robespierre: @White Rice It's good to know. - I tried it backwards, but only one word at a time - that gives me a well-earned D'oh.
 White Rice: @Robespierre majestic af, backwards. People kept joking commenting on things being majestic (af) until somebody decided to flip it & it stuck. I can't say I've used it outside of the spaceship, but it's gotten some mileage on here.
 Robespierre: @White Rice I never understood what "facit sejam" was all about, so it never really crept into my subconscious, simmering away like a boil.
 White Rice: @Robespierre ooh, I had forgotten about that one, knice.
 Robespierre: @White Rice You FLOOFY FLOOFER, you!
 White Rice: @Robespierre @fanny you've both forgotten some of the classics: facit sejam; CATS ARE NICE; damnit moonmoon; literally anything from the Mod post deletion.
 Robespierre: "I bet it smells great in there" and "Quack, damn you"
 fanny: And those commenters? Albert Einstein.
 Zukero: This is an attempt to resume the game started in #147638
 Mexico: #73999 You see a LEVEL 18 LANDLORD. "Me fixes the leaks!" it cries, pounding random holes into your rapidly-depreciating condo. I miss @Lousy Al.
 Derp Herpigan: 'Cept you need purple privilege to see them :(
Image 206179   09-28-17   Uploaded by    Zukero
Score:
418
 
 grizzly: @Hosebag it's a thing :(
 Hosebag: I see a business opportunity in flameproof flags.
 Science: Speaking as a veteran, this guy may be an idiot, but I served so people everywhere could do stupid things I don't agree with without fear of repercussion from the state.
 dangerkeith3000: His plan is to get another $15K.
 AlexDeLarge: Remember, only confederate/swastika flags are actual free speech these days.
 Dr Awkward: Oh, so, uh... that's a man,then?
Image 206178   09-28-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
395
 
 Peach: @anonimos yay!
 anonimos: @Peach I lolled irl at this
 Peach: Mmm, strawberry flavored.
Image 206177   09-28-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
281
 
 Yurishiro: Why?
 NashtasticVoyage: Now we know
Image 206176   09-28-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
309
 
 Yurishiro: @Dr Awkward I'll trust your judgement.
 Dr Awkward: [2&3 are both atrocious, but I'll take hair over scrotum disfigurement]
 Dr Awkward: In order of nutsack aesthetics: 1,4,3,2.
Image 206175   09-28-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
545
 
 well duh: ...blah blah "talk to you about our Lord and savior etc"...
 piranharama: @Derp Herpigan "OH SIIIIIIII!!" I'd guess.
 Christina: Massive!
 Robespierre: Bustin' Outta L7, maaaaaan!
 Felicity: ESCAAAAAAAPE
 Yurishiro: @Dr Awkward He's with the neighbor now! So he no longer says cact-I but cact-us!!
 Dr Awkward: @Derp Herpigan Bonsai!
 Derp Herpigan: So if the Kool-aid man screams "OH YEAH!!" What does a cactus say?
 karmakat: WHEN did final fantasy join REAL LIFE!
 Teechur: Yeah, my neighbor can be a real prick sometimes, too.
Image 206174   09-28-17   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
297
 
 kornisjon: @Entertainmentalist Learning new things! Thanks.
 Entertainmentalist: @kornisjon Probably "Cavs", as in Cleveland Cavaliers.
 kornisjon: What was supposed to be written on these?
 Dr Awkward: I prefer the Quad City Quads
 Yam: Go Cows!
 Warrax: Didn't skip calves day.
Image 206173   09-28-17   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
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