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257941  NoRagrets: I dont lie on the internet. That was a lie. Or was it?

257981  Not A Bot: Wearing Kuribo's shoe allows you to stomp around the mosh pit without getting hurt.

258002  DrNinjaman: American Schools: Congratulations! You have just completed the entirety of your education regarding other countries!

257992  ThoughtlessGentleman: this was probably hilarious when two incomes werent necessary to keep a house going.

257994  Robespierre: @Sadbot Are you German? You may have to be German.

258010  Ihminen: the theme song started playing in my head pretty much automatically... mmmm that sweet synth sound

257990  NoRagrets: I know this gets downvoted most of the time when it pops up, but it always gets a chuckle out of me. I think its because of the off the wall, coming from everywhere absurdity of it. And the bad art.

258001  VoR: Thiiiiink pink

257996  NoRagrets: Is this taking a stab at the fact that victims only get royalty money and not all the proceeds?

257998  NoRagrets: @Felicity gonna go with black panther costume on either a sonic character or banjo kazooie character

257979  AlexDeLarge: What not to do at a stop light

257996  DrinkMixMan: @Robespierre I guess it's a thing that they always play that song during the 7th inning stretch at Fenway

257996  Robespierre: @DrinkMixMan If it is, he sure hasn't aged well. But even if it is ... why would he be singing that song to victims? "Good times never felt so good," and all that? Something tells me that being sprayed with pressure cooker shrapnel doesn't constitute a good time, and probably doesn't feel very good, either.

257996  DrinkMixMan: @Robespierre I believe that's Neil Diamond in the picture?

257984  Robespierre: Moistness detected

257990  Robespierre: DadJokes, amirite?

257994  Robespierre: The Inscrutable Twitterfeed

257996  Robespierre: Waitaminit. "Sings 'Sweet Caroline' ... for Boston bombing victims..." The only "Sweet Caroline" I know is the Neil Diamond composition; like, what's the connection? Or am I missing something?

257996  addend: Truly, he's a gem.

257997  Felicity: I've been stood up before

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257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...

257890 VeeKay: I knew that the millionth facebook like would do it.

257969 Mr. Shine: Embrace your truth, Jonathan.

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!



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 Otterman: I want this to be true, and I have no idea why.
 Pop That Ponzi: Surf's up!
 fanny: this is what happens when you fold flat earth
 Dr Awkward: That's one helluva tide
 Zukero: This beach's slope is steep.
 Derp Herpigan: [Inception theme]
Image 206182   09-28-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
343
 
 tib gubb: there's a reason we keep a louisville slugger in the print room
 Dr Awkward: @doggggggie Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in printer.
 Zukero: Typical Epson. Never ever try the test feature of their laser video projector. It'll burn the house down.
Image 206181   09-28-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
460
 
 Hosebag: Hey tick bag!
 tehghost: You CAN teach an old deer new tricks!
 BavidDowie: Lick on! Lick off! The Licker(tm)
 Porbo Mellus: Classic deer.
 Zukero: Now, try the wall socket.
 Niels Bohr: Please doen't.
Image 206180   09-28-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
487
 
 grizzly: @grizzly switch?! You sons of...
 grizzly: I like Cathy
 meh: @White Rice It's good to know. - I tried it backwards, but only one word at a time - that gives me a well-earned D'oh.
 White Rice: @Robespierre majestic af, backwards. People kept joking commenting on things being majestic (af) until somebody decided to flip it & it stuck. I can't say I've used it outside of the spaceship, but it's gotten some mileage on here.
 HenryVIII: @White Rice I never understood what "facit sejam" was all about, so it never really crept into my subconscious, simmering away like a boil.
 White Rice: @Robespierre ooh, I had forgotten about that one, knice.
 Prombom: @White Rice You FLOOFY FLOOFER, you!
 White Rice: @Robespierre @fanny you've both forgotten some of the classics: facit sejam; CATS ARE NICE; damnit moonmoon; literally anything from the Mod post deletion.
 No Penguins Allowed: "I bet it smells great in there" and "Quack, damn you"
 fanny: And those commenters? Albert Einstein.
 Zukero: This is an attempt to resume the game started in #147638
 Mexico: #73999 You see a LEVEL 18 LANDLORD. "Me fixes the leaks!" it cries, pounding random holes into your rapidly-depreciating condo. I miss @Lousy Al.
 Derp Herpigan: 'Cept you need purple privilege to see them :(
Image 206179   09-28-17   Uploaded by    Zukero
Score:
418
 
 grizzly: @Hosebag it's a thing :(
 Hosebag: I see a business opportunity in flameproof flags.
 Science: Speaking as a veteran, this guy may be an idiot, but I served so people everywhere could do stupid things I don't agree with without fear of repercussion from the state.
 JollyWell: His plan is to get another $15K.
 AlexDeLarge: Remember, only confederate/swastika flags are actual free speech these days.
 Dr Awkward: Oh, so, uh... that's a man,then?
Image 206178   09-28-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
395
 
 Peach: @anonimos yay!
 anonimos: @Peach I lolled irl at this
 Peach: Mmm, strawberry flavored.
Image 206177   09-28-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
281
 
 dirtstick: Why?
 NashtasticVoyage: Now we know
Image 206176   09-28-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
309
 
 phailsauce: @Dr Awkward I'll trust your judgement.
 Dr Awkward: [2&3 are both atrocious, but I'll take hair over scrotum disfigurement]
 Dr Awkward: In order of nutsack aesthetics: 1,4,3,2.
Image 206175   09-28-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
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 well duh: ...blah blah "talk to you about our Lord and savior etc"...
 piranharama: @Derp Herpigan "OH SIIIIIIII!!" I'd guess.
 Christina: Massive!
 peeper: Bustin' Outta L7, maaaaaan!
 skatermario: ESCAAAAAAAPE
 foreversmug: @Dr Awkward He's with the neighbor now! So he no longer says cact-I but cact-us!!
 Dr Awkward: @Derp Herpigan Bonsai!
 Derp Herpigan: So if the Kool-aid man screams "OH YEAH!!" What does a cactus say?
 karmakat: WHEN did final fantasy join REAL LIFE!
 Teechur: Yeah, my neighbor can be a real prick sometimes, too.
Image 206174   09-28-17   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
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 kornisjon: @Entertainmentalist Learning new things! Thanks.
 Entertainmentalist: @kornisjon Probably "Cavs", as in Cleveland Cavaliers.
 kornisjon: What was supposed to be written on these?
 Dr Awkward: I prefer the Quad City Quads
 Yam: Go Cows!
 Warrax: Didn't skip calves day.
Image 206173   09-28-17   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
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