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221270  Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.

221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

221265  Shay: Butt what?

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221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?



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Score:
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 zrj235: why.. do they have a whole aisle just for discounted Frozen merchandise? Is that man wearing a thong and a hoodie? what is that smell? Human, take us home.
 Science: "Dude - was it a bad idea to get stoned before we went out in public for the first time?"
 a robot:
 square44: oh no. Professor Jiggly is loose.
 Warrax: When you're a kid and you meet your parent's friend's kid for the first time.
Image 206101   09-27-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
359
 
 Not A Bot: 3.48?! To fly to the UK?!
 Yam: Hell is other virtual boys
Image 206100   09-27-17   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
338
 
 Air Biscuit: You need a GREAT education for space travel.
Image 206099   09-27-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
431
 
 Noremak: @Korrok Grover Norquist????
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 zrj235: autorad for fallout
 Nothing: Pull my finger *finger breaks off*
 Yurishiro: The fonz approves
 ThoughtlessGentleman: use your finger to assign the blame on this toy elephant
Image 206098   09-27-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
272
 
 Mr Bleak: @Mr. Shine Well ... he's pretty big, but ...
 zrj235: gonna have a great forehead line when he wakes up
 Science: Young John Cena was not an inspiration.
 Felicity: Dangit Bobby
 AdaMan: The sky is the limit
 Mr. Shine: Uh, . . avast?
Image 206097   09-27-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
386
 
 fanny: i love renee french! The Soap Lady amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1891830244/… is one of my favorite unsettling children's books to read to my kids and students :)
 zrj235: MOVE ALONG HU-MANS I AM PERFECTLY NORMAL EARTH PIGEON NOTHING TO SEE HERE
Image 206096   09-27-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
447
 
 a robot: #206259 approves.
 Dr Awkward: Goats prefer Caprine Sun
 Warrax: Brain freeze
Image 206095   09-27-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
437
 
 Peach: No, mom, don't clean her up! I've come to think of her as a sister.
Image 206094   09-27-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
714
 
 zrj235: @jochena funny how now that everyone can talk to anyone anytime and the sum of all human knowledge is accessible, we're even MORE obsessed with dicks. not like funny funny more like clown in sewer funny.
 Felicity: @jochenau I actually assumed it was a woman asking a man for a pic :-) Now that I read your comment I see it could go either way
 jochenau: Is it sexist to want some concept of gentlemanly behavior as a standard and expectation for men? This is funny but women shouldn't have to deal with unsolicited dick pics or requests for sexy/nude pics, and I feel like "That's not cool, dude," doesn't adequately address the degree of offense involved in this kind of thing.
 Zampano: That gets me hot
Image 206093   09-27-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
435
 
 zrj235: @Greifer haha he's moved past capybara madness, he has capybara FEVER
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist
 Yurishiro: @Dr Awkward thanks!
 Greifer: the dude on the Couch is thinking impure thoughts
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro we'll have to agree to disagree on that point. But welcome to blue!
 Yurishiro: They are cute
 zrj235: dude kinda looks like his madness might be more than capybaras
 Peach: Oh boy, these two have clearly come down with a case of capybara madness. There's nothing we can do for them, their fate is in god's hands now.
Image 206092   09-27-17   Uploaded by    The Turks
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