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210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

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210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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Brain uploaded 210036 (689 points)
rockkstar uploaded 210382 (677 points)
NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (672 points)
Tiny Butt uploaded 210034 (671 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
cybeq uploaded 209985 (664 points)
flying sheep uploaded 210420 (661 points)
carlin uploaded 210291 (658 points)
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Score:
681
 
 zrj235: why.. do they have a whole aisle just for discounted Frozen merchandise? Is that man wearing a thong and a hoodie? what is that smell? Human, take us home.
 Science: "Dude - was it a bad idea to get stoned before we went out in public for the first time?"
 a robot:
 square44: oh no. Professor Jiggly is loose.
 Warrax: When you're a kid and you meet your parent's friend's kid for the first time.
Image 206101   09-27-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
359
 
 Not A Bot: 3.48?! To fly to the UK?!
 Yam: Hell is other virtual boys
Image 206100   09-27-17   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
338
 
 Air Biscuit: You need a GREAT education for space travel.
Image 206099   09-27-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
431
 
 Noremak: @Korrok Grover Norquist????
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 zrj235: autorad for fallout
 Nothing: Pull my finger *finger breaks off*
 Yurishiro: The fonz approves
 ThoughtlessGentleman: use your finger to assign the blame on this toy elephant
Image 206098   09-27-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
272
 
 Mr Bleak: @Mr. Shine Well ... he's pretty big, but ...
 zrj235: gonna have a great forehead line when he wakes up
 Science: Young John Cena was not an inspiration.
 Felicity: Dangit Bobby
 AdaMan: The sky is the limit
 Mr. Shine: Uh, . . avast?
Image 206097   09-27-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
386
 
 fanny: i love renee french! The Soap Lady amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1891830244/… is one of my favorite unsettling children's books to read to my kids and students :)
 zrj235: MOVE ALONG HU-MANS I AM PERFECTLY NORMAL EARTH PIGEON NOTHING TO SEE HERE
Image 206096   09-27-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
447
 
 a robot: #206259 approves.
 Dr Awkward: Goats prefer Caprine Sun
 Warrax: Brain freeze
Image 206095   09-27-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
437
 
 Peach: No, mom, don't clean her up! I've come to think of her as a sister.
Image 206094   09-27-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
714
 
 zrj235: @jochena funny how now that everyone can talk to anyone anytime and the sum of all human knowledge is accessible, we're even MORE obsessed with dicks. not like funny funny more like clown in sewer funny.
 Felicity: @jochenau I actually assumed it was a woman asking a man for a pic :-) Now that I read your comment I see it could go either way
 jochenau: Is it sexist to want some concept of gentlemanly behavior as a standard and expectation for men? This is funny but women shouldn't have to deal with unsolicited dick pics or requests for sexy/nude pics, and I feel like "That's not cool, dude," doesn't adequately address the degree of offense involved in this kind of thing.
 Zampano: That gets me hot
Image 206093   09-27-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
435
 
 zrj235: @Greifer haha he's moved past capybara madness, he has capybara FEVER
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist
 Yurishiro: @Dr Awkward thanks!
 Greifer: the dude on the Couch is thinking impure thoughts
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro we'll have to agree to disagree on that point. But welcome to blue!
 Yurishiro: They are cute
 zrj235: dude kinda looks like his madness might be more than capybaras
 Peach: Oh boy, these two have clearly come down with a case of capybara madness. There's nothing we can do for them, their fate is in god's hands now.
Image 206092   09-27-17   Uploaded by    The Turks
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