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257662  Mr. Shine: *earth shattering quack*

257636  Not A Bot: In Soviet Russia, bread eats you!

257661  Amy Housewine: Dem eyebrows.

257650  Amy Housewine: pprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppp

257662  Amy Housewine: Harbour patrol duck will not stand for smugglers.

257656  VoR: Shame about that wide load truck

257657  VoR: Good god! What did you eat! ?

257468  FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257658  VoR: Eh?

257660  VoR: Ew grey blank space

257661  VoR: I'd buy this.

257651  Side Boob: I'm learning!

257656  Side Boob: @Butcherboy I have the song stuck in my head now :P

257510  FireBreathingMarmot: Livin a lie.

257536  FireBreathingMarmot: Cindy Sherman got a new app

257654  Shay: She moonlights as a thrash metal guitarist at night.

257642  2Berries: @petepuma i saw smile with little boobs, but to each their own

257613  FireBreathingMarmot: Meddling kids.

257657  petepuma: toilet cat is watching you OH GOD WHYYYYY

257652  Mexico: @Sadbot @Robespierre I'm glad my dad isn't, nor has even been, like this.

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Knice
5. Shay
6. Whatever
7. Amy Housewine
8. dangerkeith3000
9. a robot
10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257634 UltraBeverly: Glen AND Glenda!

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.



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Scoo uploaded 257414 (1434 points)
matos uploaded 257522 (1038 points)
Fantasy uploaded 257364 (972 points)
funy speling uploaded 257519 (920 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 257201 (915 points)
pirate uploaded 257308 (904 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (876 points)
Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (852 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (844 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)
Watch Out uploaded 257579 (766 points)


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 1. Supermansbrother: 13854 points
 2. Laree: 6343 points
 3. Shay: 3348 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 3060 points
 5. Amy Housewine: 2914 points
 6. Mr. Shine: 2550 points
 7. WannaBee: 2466 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 9. Scoo: 2302 points
10. CompletelyJoking: 1961 points
11. Side Boob: 1910 points
12. Sharkface: 1796 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
14. edgarallendoh: 1705 points
15. rip odb: 1663 points
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Score:
705
 
 zrj235: why.. do they have a whole aisle just for discounted Frozen merchandise? Is that man wearing a thong and a hoodie? what is that smell? Human, take us home.
 Science: "Dude - was it a bad idea to get stoned before we went out in public for the first time?"
 a robot:
 square44: oh no. Professor Jiggly is loose.
 Warrax: When you're a kid and you meet your parent's friend's kid for the first time.
Image 206101   09-27-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
359
 
 Not A Bot: 3.48?! To fly to the UK?!
 Yam: Hell is other virtual boys
Image 206100   09-27-17   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
338
 
 Air Biscuit: You need a GREAT education for space travel.
Image 206099   09-27-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
431
 
 Noremak: @Korrok Grover Norquist????
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 zrj235: autorad for fallout
 Nothing: Pull my finger *finger breaks off*
 Jason Steak: The fonz approves
 ThoughtlessGentleman: use your finger to assign the blame on this toy elephant
Image 206098   09-27-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
272
 
 Mr Bleak: @Mr. Shine Well ... he's pretty big, but ...
 zrj235: gonna have a great forehead line when he wakes up
 Science: Young John Cena was not an inspiration.
 McMuff: Dangit Bobby
 AdaMan: The sky is the limit
 Mr. Shine: Uh, . . avast?
Image 206097   09-27-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
386
 
 fanny: i love renee french! The Soap Lady amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1891830244/… is one of my favorite unsettling children's books to read to my kids and students :)
 zrj235: MOVE ALONG HU-MANS I AM PERFECTLY NORMAL EARTH PIGEON NOTHING TO SEE HERE
Image 206096   09-27-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
447
 
 a robot: #206259 approves.
 Dr Awkward: Goats prefer Caprine Sun
 Warrax: Brain freeze
Image 206095   09-27-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
437
 
 Peach: No, mom, don't clean her up! I've come to think of her as a sister.
Image 206094   09-27-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
714
 
 zrj235: @jochena funny how now that everyone can talk to anyone anytime and the sum of all human knowledge is accessible, we're even MORE obsessed with dicks. not like funny funny more like clown in sewer funny.
 badger: @jochenau I actually assumed it was a woman asking a man for a pic :-) Now that I read your comment I see it could go either way
 jochenau: Is it sexist to want some concept of gentlemanly behavior as a standard and expectation for men? This is funny but women shouldn't have to deal with unsolicited dick pics or requests for sexy/nude pics, and I feel like "That's not cool, dude," doesn't adequately address the degree of offense involved in this kind of thing.
 Zampano: That gets me hot
Image 206093   09-27-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
457
 
 zrj235: @Greifer haha he's moved past capybara madness, he has capybara FEVER
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist
 midgetcastle: @Dr Awkward thanks!
 Greifer: the dude on the Couch is thinking impure thoughts
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro we'll have to agree to disagree on that point. But welcome to blue!
 virtualman: They are cute
 zrj235: dude kinda looks like his madness might be more than capybaras
 Peach: Oh boy, these two have clearly come down with a case of capybara madness. There's nothing we can do for them, their fate is in god's hands now.
Image 206092   09-27-17   Uploaded by    The Turks
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