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221407  Teechur: Fine. I'll kick the margins to 2.5" all around and quadruple space between paragraphs. I received a research paper like this once. Didn't bother reading it. I graded it by how many square inches of text it contained divided by how many square inches there should have been.

221422  BlarfyB: @filthylaw She would get pretty tired, too.

221409  BlarfyB: @Knice About a $1.29.

221422  filthylaw: Well, it wouldn't be very good if the food were transported all the way from China...

221399  Knice: Fuck you Im not reading this.

221422  BlarfyB: @Mr. Pepper They took er jerbs!

221422  Mr. Pepper: This dates back to the '70s, when Canadian printers were pricing jobs lower than US printers and "Made in Canada" was required by US law to be printed upon products printed there or they could not be imported. I was working at a record press at the time and remember it being a big deal that LP covers were being shipped here from there.

221273  BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

221255  cArdent: Time for pouncing lessons already?

221409  Knice: Whats a yoghurt?

221273  cArdent: @Dr Awkward If I was a fox I wouldn't get anywhere near a boatload of swans. They'd be bigger than me. They're *already* meaner than me.

221414  Sadbot: Shut up and don't tell me what to do

221420  BlarfyB: Your friend is way old, dude.

221276  cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.

221422  Michael Tripe: What if I told you there are a lot of Chinese people in Canada....

221313  cArdent: @Whatever Nah, Trump wouldn't want anybody better educated than him in a position to threaten his power base.

221412  Butcherboy: Turtleneck wallet is my stage name

221413  BlarfyB: @Nope Or star in one!

221410  addend: Gold stripes on party cups? Classy.

221415  Never AFK: This right here, this is what a Purplecoco nightmare looks like

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Score:
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 a robot: #206259 approves.
 Dr Awkward: Goats prefer Caprine Sun
 Warrax: Brain freeze
Image 206095   09-27-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
437
 
 Peach: No, mom, don't clean her up! I've come to think of her as a sister.
Image 206094   09-27-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
714
 
 zrj235: @jochena funny how now that everyone can talk to anyone anytime and the sum of all human knowledge is accessible, we're even MORE obsessed with dicks. not like funny funny more like clown in sewer funny.
 Felicity: @jochenau I actually assumed it was a woman asking a man for a pic :-) Now that I read your comment I see it could go either way
 jochenau: Is it sexist to want some concept of gentlemanly behavior as a standard and expectation for men? This is funny but women shouldn't have to deal with unsolicited dick pics or requests for sexy/nude pics, and I feel like "That's not cool, dude," doesn't adequately address the degree of offense involved in this kind of thing.
 Zampano: That gets me hot
Image 206093   09-27-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
435
 
 zrj235: @Greifer haha he's moved past capybara madness, he has capybara FEVER
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist
 Yurishiro: @Dr Awkward thanks!
 Greifer: the dude on the Couch is thinking impure thoughts
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro we'll have to agree to disagree on that point. But welcome to blue!
 Yurishiro: They are cute
 zrj235: dude kinda looks like his madness might be more than capybaras
 Peach: Oh boy, these two have clearly come down with a case of capybara madness. There's nothing we can do for them, their fate is in god's hands now.
Image 206092   09-27-17   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
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 zrj235: not really sure what the subtext is but i still say that frog's tongue is weird
 Hokie333: 2 hours later: #195221
 Moonmoon: (Just FYI, they have a history. This just took 'em over the top.)
 Moonmoon: We've jettisoned @Zampano and @ArchStanton from the Friendly Spaceship. Enjoy the vacuum of space.
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: Sad to see so many folks trying to die on this hill. Just let it go, folks.
 Zampano: @ArchStanton lol
 ArchStanton: @Zampano For god sake don't make a reference to british cigarettes.
 Air Biscuit: He croaked.
 zrj235: your tongue is weird, mr. frog
 a robot: @Zampano No.
 Zampano: Can I use homophobic slurs on friendly spaceship?
Image 206091   09-27-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
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 zrj235: @Warrax they do but you'll be much more embarrassed shopping around the drugstore to get the components. just... don't ask.
 Warrax: Do they make a "night alone" variety? Asking for a friend.
 zrj235: reminds me of the "often bought together" section when shopping online
 Mexico: These valentines are perfect for your darling little stalker/serial killer!
Image 206090   09-27-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
381
 
 Yurishiro: Michael Jackson's last words
 Urn BooUrn: Funny enough, that's my club name.
 Haute and sweaty: Haha white people amirite?
Image 206089   09-27-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
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 Dr Awkward: @WaffleIron Oh, there goes gravity.... Wait, I'm just hyper morbidly obese.
 Yurishiro: Don't be so salty
 zrj235: Don't Give A Damn What Y'all Say, Cocaine Definitely Goes In Spaghetti
 a robot: *hurk*
 Ulillillia: Because pasta doesn't have enough carbohydrates.
 Nope: Sugar cuts down on the acidity
 Haute and sweaty: I put sugar in my spaghetti sauce. About two percent of what is there.
 WaffleIron: Arms are heavy... oh that's a lack of circulation.
 Peach: You know, I try so hard to be non-judgemental about what others eat, because it's truly none of my business, but this one is TESTING ME.
Image 206088   09-27-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
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 zrj235: Jared has never worked at any of his jobs, he a lazy fuck
 Felicity: The bike rack and bike spell MONO in an OMNI font
 dobbiesdoogs: okay, this seems like a good daycare
Image 206087   09-27-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
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 Whatever: At least it pays the bills
 Air Biscuit: This password is too similar to a password you have already used in the last 6 months.
 Mr. Shine: I don't even see a single clown/monster eating kids! 0/10!!
 WaffleIron: Fairly sure bottom left is hanging.
 Peach: I was ready to hate this, but then the last panel made me lol irl. I am therefore contractually obligated to RAD.
Image 206086   09-27-17   Uploaded by    norgu5
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