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257595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

257583  tib gubb: whaddya mean tacos ain't pizza? tacos is pizza!

257592  Dominus Umbrae: Obviously, the backmost one is the murderer.

257549  raditzu: A friend in need is a friend indeed.

257558  raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257572  raditzu: Jesus Fukking Christ!

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2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257468 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.

257558 raditzu: Poor choices were made.



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Mr. Shine uploaded 257239 (753 points)


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11. CompletelyJoking: 1871 points
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Score:
447
 
 a robot: #206259 approves.
 Dr Awkward: Goats prefer Caprine Sun
 Warrax: Brain freeze
Image 206095   09-27-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
437
 
 Peach: No, mom, don't clean her up! I've come to think of her as a sister.
Image 206094   09-27-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
714
 
 zrj235: @jochena funny how now that everyone can talk to anyone anytime and the sum of all human knowledge is accessible, we're even MORE obsessed with dicks. not like funny funny more like clown in sewer funny.
 badger: @jochenau I actually assumed it was a woman asking a man for a pic :-) Now that I read your comment I see it could go either way
 jochenau: Is it sexist to want some concept of gentlemanly behavior as a standard and expectation for men? This is funny but women shouldn't have to deal with unsolicited dick pics or requests for sexy/nude pics, and I feel like "That's not cool, dude," doesn't adequately address the degree of offense involved in this kind of thing.
 Zampano: That gets me hot
Image 206093   09-27-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
457
 
 zrj235: @Greifer haha he's moved past capybara madness, he has capybara FEVER
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist
 midgetcastle: @Dr Awkward thanks!
 Greifer: the dude on the Couch is thinking impure thoughts
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro we'll have to agree to disagree on that point. But welcome to blue!
 virtualman: They are cute
 zrj235: dude kinda looks like his madness might be more than capybaras
 Peach: Oh boy, these two have clearly come down with a case of capybara madness. There's nothing we can do for them, their fate is in god's hands now.
Image 206092   09-27-17   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
422
 
 zrj235: not really sure what the subtext is but i still say that frog's tongue is weird
 Hokie333: 2 hours later: #195221
 Moonmoon: (Just FYI, they have a history. This just took 'em over the top.)
 Moonmoon: We've jettisoned @Zampano and @ArchStanton from the Friendly Spaceship. Enjoy the vacuum of space.
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: Sad to see so many folks trying to die on this hill. Just let it go, folks.
 Zampano: @ArchStanton lol
 ArchStanton: @Zampano For god sake don't make a reference to british cigarettes.
 Air Biscuit: He croaked.
 zrj235: your tongue is weird, mr. frog
 a robot: @Zampano No.
 Zampano: Can I use homophobic slurs on friendly spaceship?
Image 206091   09-27-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
127
 
 zrj235: @Warrax they do but you'll be much more embarrassed shopping around the drugstore to get the components. just... don't ask.
 Warrax: Do they make a "night alone" variety? Asking for a friend.
 zrj235: reminds me of the "often bought together" section when shopping online
 Mexico: These valentines are perfect for your darling little stalker/serial killer!
Image 206090   09-27-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
381
 
 Pront Remp: Michael Jackson's last words
 Urn BooUrn: Funny enough, that's my club name.
 Haute and sweaty: Haha white people amirite?
Image 206089   09-27-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
98
 
 Dr Awkward: @WaffleIron Oh, there goes gravity.... Wait, I'm just hyper morbidly obese.
 Janston: Don't be so salty
 zrj235: Don't Give A Damn What Y'all Say, Cocaine Definitely Goes In Spaghetti
 a robot: *hurk*
 Ulillillia: Because pasta doesn't have enough carbohydrates.
 Nope: Sugar cuts down on the acidity
 Haute and sweaty: I put sugar in my spaghetti sauce. About two percent of what is there.
 WaffleIron: Arms are heavy... oh that's a lack of circulation.
 Peach: You know, I try so hard to be non-judgemental about what others eat, because it's truly none of my business, but this one is TESTING ME.
Image 206088   09-27-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
168
 
 zrj235: Jared has never worked at any of his jobs, he a lazy fuck
 I Hate The Beatles: The bike rack and bike spell MONO in an OMNI font
 dobbiesdoogs: okay, this seems like a good daycare
Image 206087   09-27-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
145
 
 Whatever: At least it pays the bills
 Air Biscuit: This password is too similar to a password you have already used in the last 6 months.
 Mr. Shine: I don't even see a single clown/monster eating kids! 0/10!!
 WaffleIron: Fairly sure bottom left is hanging.
 Peach: I was ready to hate this, but then the last panel made me lol irl. I am therefore contractually obligated to RAD.
Image 206086   09-27-17   Uploaded by    norgu5
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