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216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

216096  Greek Fire: "We can make it if we run." "No, we can't. We're being hunted."

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216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

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 tib gubb: am photosynthesizin'
 Not A Bot: Another Perry Bible Fellowship
 sirgallium: the kitty plant is coming in nicely this year
Image 205652   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
Score:
501
 
 fanny: @Teechur aww thanks :)
 Teechur: @fanny I RAD your whole family!
 fanny: @Urn BooUrn I finally got a night out on saturday (to see Paul McCartney and yes he was amazing :) and my husband texts me a pic... he brought the kids to Petco and he and the older kids were dressing the baby in dog clothes.
 wolfpk: The looks like only a minor neck injury.
 Urn BooUrn: Dad of the year right here.
Image 205651   09-25-17   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
288
 
 Mr Bleak: @piranharama There's worse: try "My Heart Will Go On - Recorder By Candlelight by Matt Mulholland" insert ear plugs first.
 piranharama: @a robot Oh lord, that broke me! Why does that exist?!?!
 a robot: @piranharama This version: youtu.be/…
 piranharama: *Jurassic Park theme*
 Robespierre: I have one, but it's electrified. Will that fulfill your need?
 Dr Awkward: Works great as a chicken coop... I inherited one that was used for dogs on the property I bought, and we now have chicken wire over the top and we can lock em in at night to keep them away from the coyotes
Image 205650   09-25-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
487
 
 Felicity: Extremely confusing Matrix choice
 Felicity: It looks like this brand of licorice that used to exist 30 years ago. I dont remember the name of it, just that it came in a white and pink bag and the logo was in the font Penwin
 Suburbanmom: I grew up seriously believing this would happen to me all the time...
 Shay: I got the skills to pay with pills.
 Not A Bot: America.jpeg
 piranharama: Suddenly very sleepy for some reason, last thing I see in my tunnel vision is that smile.
 Greek Fire: How the fuck did you get this picture of me at work.
 Wooden Spoon: These opioids aren't very addictive. Feel free to prescribe 50 or 60 to anyone who gets minor surgery.
 Annoying Vegan : This is what Big Pharma actually believes.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: put everyone on pills so they settle down like good citizens.
 Lantry: A gramme is better than a damn
 ThoughtlessGentleman: ASK A DR. IF PILLS ARE RIGHT FOR YOU!!!! IM PRETTY SURE THEY ARE JUST TAKE SOME!!!!
 Jesse P: Have one! They're DELICIOUS!
 Skinr: PILLS HERE!
Image 205649   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
395
 
 XLY: @Skinr *autophagia
 Mr. Shine: See?!
 Skinr: Autocannibalism is my passion.
Image 205648   09-25-17   Uploaded by    bobby
Score:
231
 
 Science: @a robot: These are the same people who will gleefully sell you a house you can't afford just to get a commission.
 Felicity: (as Robert Wagner) You anti-dendrite bastard
 a robot: Yeah, cause it's just that easy.
 Fiveninety: my first thought when i saw this was "i've moved a tree before.. it wasn't fun but it happened"
 piranharama: @Shay I recall it being "Why don't you make like a tree.. and get outa here."
 Robespierre: How do YOU know, Mr Affiliate?
 Nope: But the ghost in my house can only be placated by me.
 Shay: Make like a tree and leave.
 Knice: Fuck this arborist bullshit. TREEGGERED
Image 205647   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Fiveninety
Score:
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 Felicity: Batman and Robin, obviously
 a robot: The only possible correct response is those two guys from Road To El Dorado
 piranharama: This is a buzzfeed test, if anyone was curious about themselves. I got Woody and Buzz, I'm sure no one was wondering.
 Ulillillia: I'd have a threesome with George Costanza and Buck Naked.
 WaffleIron: Gettin a few friends in me!
 Wooden Spoon: I took this test and the resulted were anotomically incorrect.
Image 205646   09-25-17   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
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 Spazstatic: @Wooden Spoon Is that the male cartoon duo you should have a threesome with?
 Wooden Spoon: Just Shaggy and Scooby getting clean... or dirty.
 Knice: Ew.
 El hefe: Oh deer...
Image 205645   09-25-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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 AlexDeLarge: Google
 Shay: NSA.
Image 205644   09-25-17   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
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 Felicity: If /Fast Times at Ridgemont High/ were made today, this would be Judge Reinholds humiliating work uniform
 dobbiesdoogs: still think we shouldn't raise the minimum wage? behold
 Wooden Spoon: Ive worked food service jobs in the past but thankfully they were all with mom & pop operations that didn't try to steal my dignity.
 Robespierre: Get that Macho Smell at Taco Bell (for a limited time only)
 Shay: Does he use a rolled up tortilla for the POS system?
Image 205643   09-25-17   Uploaded by    james
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