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228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

228210  BavidDowie: Classy lot

228216  BavidDowie: Live-action Dr. Seuss is a bad idea

228218  BavidDowie: Tackies!

228250  Winterneuro: Blue moon...or in this case blue package?

228246  BavidDowie: Humpty Derrida-mpty

228250  BavidDowie: Oh so lonesome for you

228254  BavidDowie: Dorm slip n slide?

228256  Ulillillia: Grocer's Non-apostrophe

228183  glenalec: Please explain?

228183  well duh: Given the news timeline, and the relatively fresh appearance, but also the lack of "rashy-looking fresh tattoo skin", I'm hoping this is a 'shopped image. If not, I will have a strong desire to track down both the tattooer and tattooee and punch them both square in the genitals.

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228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

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227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

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227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

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228183 glenalec: Please explain?

228163 jochenau: Would this change my life somehow? Why should I care?



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 tib gubb: am photosynthesizin'
 Not A Bot: Another Perry Bible Fellowship
 sirgallium: the kitty plant is coming in nicely this year
Image 205652   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
Score:
501
 
 ignatz: Jeez, kid's lucky she cleared the take-off area..
 fanny: @Teechur aww thanks :)
 Teechur: @fanny I RAD your whole family!
 fanny: @Urn BooUrn I finally got a night out on saturday (to see Paul McCartney and yes he was amazing :) and my husband texts me a pic... he brought the kids to Petco and he and the older kids were dressing the baby in dog clothes.
 wolfpk: The looks like only a minor neck injury.
 Urn BooUrn: Dad of the year right here.
Image 205651   09-25-17   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
288
 
 Mr Bleak: @piranharama There's worse: try "My Heart Will Go On - Recorder By Candlelight by Matt Mulholland" insert ear plugs first.
 piranharama: @a robot Oh lord, that broke me! Why does that exist?!?!
 a robot: @piranharama This version: youtu.be/…
 piranharama: *Jurassic Park theme*
 Robespierre: I have one, but it's electrified. Will that fulfill your need?
 Dr Awkward: Works great as a chicken coop... I inherited one that was used for dogs on the property I bought, and we now have chicken wire over the top and we can lock em in at night to keep them away from the coyotes
Image 205650   09-25-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
487
 
 Felicity: Extremely confusing Matrix choice
 Felicity: It looks like this brand of licorice that used to exist 30 years ago. I dont remember the name of it, just that it came in a white and pink bag and the logo was in the font Penwin
 Suburbanmom: I grew up seriously believing this would happen to me all the time...
 Shay: I got the skills to pay with pills.
 Not A Bot: America.jpeg
 piranharama: Suddenly very sleepy for some reason, last thing I see in my tunnel vision is that smile.
 Greek Fire: How the fuck did you get this picture of me at work.
 Wooden Spoon: These opioids aren't very addictive. Feel free to prescribe 50 or 60 to anyone who gets minor surgery.
 Annoying Vegan : This is what Big Pharma actually believes.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: put everyone on pills so they settle down like good citizens.
 Lantry: A gramme is better than a damn
 ThoughtlessGentleman: ASK A DR. IF PILLS ARE RIGHT FOR YOU!!!! IM PRETTY SURE THEY ARE JUST TAKE SOME!!!!
 Jesse P: Have one! They're DELICIOUS!
 Skinr: PILLS HERE!
Image 205649   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
418
 
 ignatz: @Skinr I'd say get help, but that would be cannibalism..
 XLY: @Skinr *autophagia
 Mr. Shine: See?!
 Skinr: Autocannibalism is my passion.
Image 205648   09-25-17   Uploaded by    bobby
Score:
231
 
 Science: @a robot: These are the same people who will gleefully sell you a house you can't afford just to get a commission.
 Felicity: (as Robert Wagner) You anti-dendrite bastard
 a robot: Yeah, cause it's just that easy.
 Fiveninety: my first thought when i saw this was "i've moved a tree before.. it wasn't fun but it happened"
 piranharama: @Shay I recall it being "Why don't you make like a tree.. and get outa here."
 Robespierre: How do YOU know, Mr Affiliate?
 Nope: But the ghost in my house can only be placated by me.
 Shay: Make like a tree and leave.
 Knice: Fuck this arborist bullshit. TREEGGERED
Image 205647   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Fiveninety
Score:
145
 
 Felicity: Batman and Robin, obviously
 a robot: The only possible correct response is those two guys from Road To El Dorado
 piranharama: This is a buzzfeed test, if anyone was curious about themselves. I got Woody and Buzz, I'm sure no one was wondering.
 Ulillillia: I'd have a threesome with George Costanza and Buck Naked.
 WaffleIron: Gettin a few friends in me!
 Wooden Spoon: I took this test and the resulted were anotomically incorrect.
Image 205646   09-25-17   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
497
 
 Spazstatic: @Wooden Spoon Is that the male cartoon duo you should have a threesome with?
 Wooden Spoon: Just Shaggy and Scooby getting clean... or dirty.
 Knice: Ew.
 El hefe: Oh deer...
Image 205645   09-25-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
284
 
 AlexDeLarge: Google
 Shay: NSA.
Image 205644   09-25-17   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
357
 
 Felicity: If /Fast Times at Ridgemont High/ were made today, this would be Judge Reinholds humiliating work uniform
 dobbiesdoogs: still think we shouldn't raise the minimum wage? behold
 Wooden Spoon: Ive worked food service jobs in the past but thankfully they were all with mom & pop operations that didn't try to steal my dignity.
 Robespierre: Get that Macho Smell at Taco Bell (for a limited time only)
 Shay: Does he use a rolled up tortilla for the POS system?
Image 205643   09-25-17   Uploaded by    james
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