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258328  Science: I guess they are both technically correct...

258730  Teechur: Which one of us is the gift?

258639  Robespierre: Pom-pom-pomeranians

258642  Robespierre: The aerodynamic function of those strakes above the rear window are only slightly negated by the roof racks and the Sirius antenna

258337  Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258663  Robespierre: "Satan has left the building"

258337  Science: "It's no good, I can't maneuver!" "Stay on target." "We're too close!" "Stay on target!" "Loosen up!" "They came from... behind! "

258697  KingTrebek: Okay boy

258666  Robespierre: Lemmego

258668  Robespierre: Why bother? It would cost someone their livelihood.

258723  Prostata: yeah... good fuckin' luck with that

258719  Scoo: The boom mic suggests there's more too this

258672  Robespierre: But he DOES have spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle ... sometimes.

258729  Solemn: -schlorp-

258337  Science: She may not look like much, but shes got it where it counts

258337  Science: Sorry about the mess.

258673  Robespierre: For one very brief moment I thought it read Parkinson's For Beginners

258679  Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258373  Science: "Hey - I'm so white that I don't understand this phrase!"

258684  Robespierre: Out hiking at Redstone Saturday when an thorm outflow band started blasting us with sand - felt like this looks, although the fennec is better prepared than we were

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258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258616 trelyate: Chuck Tingle titles getting lazy

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.



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 ignatz: @Skinr I'd say get help, but that would be cannibalism..
 XLY: @Skinr *autophagia
 Mr. Shine: See?!
 Skinr: Autocannibalism is my passion.
Image 205648   09-25-17   Uploaded by    bobby
Score:
231
 
 Science: @a robot: These are the same people who will gleefully sell you a house you can't afford just to get a commission.
 breadtoaster: (as Robert Wagner) You anti-dendrite bastard
 a robot: Yeah, cause it's just that easy.
 Fiveninety: my first thought when i saw this was "i've moved a tree before.. it wasn't fun but it happened"
 piranharama: @Shay I recall it being "Why don't you make like a tree.. and get outa here."
 ethernet: How do YOU know, Mr Affiliate?
 Nope: But the ghost in my house can only be placated by me.
 Shay: Make like a tree and leave.
 Knice: Fuck this arborist bullshit. TREEGGERED
Image 205647   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Fiveninety
Score:
145
 
 realjon: Batman and Robin, obviously
 a robot: The only possible correct response is those two guys from Road To El Dorado
 piranharama: This is a buzzfeed test, if anyone was curious about themselves. I got Woody and Buzz, I'm sure no one was wondering.
 Ulillillia: I'd have a threesome with George Costanza and Buck Naked.
 WaffleIron: Gettin a few friends in me!
 Wooden Spoon: I took this test and the resulted were anotomically incorrect.
Image 205646   09-25-17   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
497
 
 Spazstatic: @Wooden Spoon Is that the male cartoon duo you should have a threesome with?
 Wooden Spoon: Just Shaggy and Scooby getting clean... or dirty.
 Knice: Ew.
 El hefe: Oh deer...
Image 205645   09-25-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
284
 
 AlexDeLarge: Google
 Shay: NSA.
Image 205644   09-25-17   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
357
 
 fakeplastic: If /Fast Times at Ridgemont High/ were made today, this would be Judge Reinholds humiliating work uniform
 dobbiesdoogs: still think we shouldn't raise the minimum wage? behold
 Wooden Spoon: Ive worked food service jobs in the past but thankfully they were all with mom & pop operations that didn't try to steal my dignity.
 twenty4: Get that Macho Smell at Taco Bell (for a limited time only)
 Shay: Does he use a rolled up tortilla for the POS system?
Image 205643   09-25-17   Uploaded by    james
Score:
324
 
 ignatz: I typed this comment with my X. Insert your favourite X
 soccer: I thought it sensed your bodys electricity. Do rolled-up tortillas have that?
 well duh: I used to do my app crossword puzzles at lunch with a carrot stick. Before I was such a fat fuck, that is.
 trelyate: I typed this comment with a tortilla
 piranharama: Aren't you glad you swiped right?
 million laffs: @Not A Bot What; was it with Stevie Wonder (right-arm, right-arm, right-arm)?
 Lantry: @Not A Bot you misspelled "best"
 Not A Bot: Worst e-harmony blind date ever.
Image 205642   09-25-17   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
284
 
 Mr Bleak: Looks like a nice family. Like to know the story here ...
 Shay: Ghost Dad?
Image 205641   09-25-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
596
 
 werterland: I think my parents are finally settling into the fact that all they're ever getting from me is a grandcat.
 wolfpk: Mom reply: I didn't realize you were into beastieality; ow well a grandchild is a grandchild
 charlemagne: soon as I can find one unattended
 Ulillillia: Matthew's revenge
 Minnesotan: never, u fuckin' boomer hag
 Urn BooUrn: A better baby.
Image 205640   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
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 Hosebag: @El hefe Arnold and Wilbur Wright
 Hokie333: Piiiiiiiiiiiigggsss iiiiiiiiinnnnnnn (air)Sppaaaaaaaccceee...
 fridaynight: So, will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?
 El hefe: Orville and Wilbur Wright
Image 205639   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
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