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258695  Robespierre: Keep calm and pangolin on

258424  Science: Glad to see Dangle got a job after the Reno incident

258706  Robespierre: Take my money, Todd Lawson! TAKE IT!!!

258713  Robespierre: State-dictated haircuts of North Korea

258708  Teechur: Which one for people who are married to their careers? How about one for people who habitually make bad decisions?

258474  Science: Slapping me gently with his song...

258719  Robespierre: Time to call a Death Cab for Cutie

258722  Robespierre: Flooshy floosher

258713  Teechur: A Barefoot Hokey Runt

258735  artfulcodger: Sorry, I only wear Dvorak shoes...so much better for your insoles.

258735  twisty: Standard issue for CONTROL agents. Sorry about that, chief.

258735  Bernie 2016: This explains many of Trumps twitter posts.

258735  Vault Dweller: Later the letters will be rearranged to spell "KANYE" across one of the rows and the shoe will sell for $2200

258627  Robespierre: Hey - @dangerkeith3000 is really Bob Barker! Who'da thunk it?

258520  Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258725  charlemagne: this is a satire about the lack of affordable healthcare. you can tell it is a satire because it has animals in it

258734  wolfskin: That is not a cat. It is a living neck warmer.

258570  Science: Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie.

258590  Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258722  Laree: Username/upload combo.

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258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258696 Mr. Butt: Okay.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...



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 fakeplastic: If /Fast Times at Ridgemont High/ were made today, this would be Judge Reinholds humiliating work uniform
 dobbiesdoogs: still think we shouldn't raise the minimum wage? behold
 Wooden Spoon: Ive worked food service jobs in the past but thankfully they were all with mom & pop operations that didn't try to steal my dignity.
 twenty4: Get that Macho Smell at Taco Bell (for a limited time only)
 Shay: Does he use a rolled up tortilla for the POS system?
Image 205643   09-25-17   Uploaded by    james
Score:
324
 
 ignatz: I typed this comment with my X. Insert your favourite X
 soccer: I thought it sensed your bodys electricity. Do rolled-up tortillas have that?
 well duh: I used to do my app crossword puzzles at lunch with a carrot stick. Before I was such a fat fuck, that is.
 trelyate: I typed this comment with a tortilla
 piranharama: Aren't you glad you swiped right?
 million laffs: @Not A Bot What; was it with Stevie Wonder (right-arm, right-arm, right-arm)?
 Lantry: @Not A Bot you misspelled "best"
 Not A Bot: Worst e-harmony blind date ever.
Image 205642   09-25-17   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
284
 
 Mr Bleak: Looks like a nice family. Like to know the story here ...
 Shay: Ghost Dad?
Image 205641   09-25-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
596
 
 werterland: I think my parents are finally settling into the fact that all they're ever getting from me is a grandcat.
 wolfpk: Mom reply: I didn't realize you were into beastieality; ow well a grandchild is a grandchild
 charlemagne: soon as I can find one unattended
 Ulillillia: Matthew's revenge
 Minnesotan: never, u fuckin' boomer hag
 Urn BooUrn: A better baby.
Image 205640   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
497
 
 Hosebag: @El hefe Arnold and Wilbur Wright
 Hokie333: Piiiiiiiiiiiigggsss iiiiiiiiinnnnnnn (air)Sppaaaaaaaccceee...
 fridaynight: So, will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?
 El hefe: Orville and Wilbur Wright
Image 205639   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
196
 
 kornisjon: Nice trick misspelling "responsible".
 kornisjon: Nice trick misspelling "responsible".
 grizzly: This letter is filled with lies.
Image 205638   09-25-17   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
266
 
 zrj235: ok so that looks almost like my cat and that guy looks like a fat gross version of me so im gonna call rick and morty on this shit. who has been fucking around w the timeline and why are they using their powers to help kids cheat at college?
 Hosebag: Yeah, my shit sucks, but at least I don't have no money.
 Shay: But which one is Taylor????
 DarkTeddy: I probably should have hired some people cuz my avg is only good as a sex position.
 DarkTeddy: Theres people who write your essays for your. Hell, even do your entire class for you. I am a part of a joke.
 WaffleIron: "I will charge you $15 per hour for time I could have better spent at home masturbating and eating Oreos (I call it "cookies and cream")..."
Image 205637   09-25-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
387
 
 zrj235: used to like malted milk balls, thanks .
 werterland: You can always rely on "Spaceship timely." Now that it's nearly Halloween, the Easter memes are starting to roll in!
 kornisjon: Ichiban! Lipstick for men!
 fisto: Fabulous!
 usernamee: Station?
 sparename: Instant dipstick!
 WaffleIron: I am aroused, tell me more!
Image 205636   09-25-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
626
 
 Air Biscuit: "Do not worry other dog! I will use my head to protect you from this falling tree!"
 sirgallium: smile for the camera
 Weedheart: Something something a frighten, something
 Hosebag: Just turn around and walk back inside...
 El hefe: HE'S NOT WORTH IT MAN, DON'T DO IT!
Image 205635   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
194
 
 Skinr: "Would you please be quiet, please?"
 WaffleIron: @Phum Munts : Tell her to "be quiet please, please be quiet"
Image 205634   09-25-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
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